To wear Crocs on a job legit enough that requires your shoes to be steel-capped, you deserve to lose any and all toes/feet contained within said Crocs.
Why steel-capped Crocs exist is a mystery not worth solving now or ever, but they do and here we are.
Bunnings should get behind these instead of onion as a base for snags:
If it’s any consolation to the newly unemployed Croc cobbler, he may very well have a career in photography ahead of him, because this is a laughably, unneccesarily high quality picture of homemade industrial Crocs.