Bloke wakes from bender to find his penis was chopped off

funny shit 23/05/2019

Holy hecka this is grim

A bloke has undergone major surgery after waking up from a night on the town to realise his penis was chopped off.

Tan Nan, from Huaihua in China, was reportedly so drunk he passed out while partying after he consumed 500 grams of Chinese liquor, according to the Global Times.

The 44-year-old woke up in the morning covered in blood with a "sharp pain" and saw his penis had been chopped two centimeters from its root, hanging only by a "bit of skin".

He was then treated by microsurgeons and after seven hours in the operating room, his penis was successfully reattached. Doctors also repaired his urethra, spongy tissues and blood vessels.

There is now "good" blood flow around his penis and it is believed his sexual functions will fully recover eventually.

Police are investigating to pinpoint the low life responsible for the brutal attack and possibly the worst stitch-up of all time.