Facialist reckons a 'sperm mask' is the key to perfect skin

funny shit 07/05/2019

"Trust me it helps your skin, I read it on the internet"

A celebrity facialist with over 22-years of experience has shared her secrect to fresh, glowing skin: human semen.

Chelsee Lewis penned a skincare guide for the Daily Mail, revealing some of her best kept secrets - including applying sperm to reduce acne and wrinkles.

"Sexual intercourse helps the stress hormone but also helps to balance the hormones and improve collagen production," she wrote.

But you can go one step further with a sperm mask. Yes, you heard right!

"Using your partner's sperm as a mask is full of a compound called spermine, which is an antioxidant which can help reduce wrinkles, smooth the skin, prevent acne or spots and give you overall healthy-looking skin."

Lewis didn't give the Daily Mail specifics on how exactly she recommends getting the sperm onto the face - perhaps a case of personal preference.

It turns out she's not the first to recommend this.Former Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief Helen Gurley Brown once advised women to "spread semen over your face [because it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask - and he'll be pleased."

So it tuns out you can help your partners' facial with, um... well, a facial.