This dude got his dick stuck in a drainpipe and had to get it sawn off

funny shit 25/05/2019

We'll jump right in - no he didn't get his dick sawn off, just the drainpipe from around it. It's still a major f***ing NOPE from us. 

So for some unknown reason, this Malaysian teenager had the bright idea to stick his dick in a toilet drainpipe at his flat. Look, we've all done things we're not proud of, but seriously? 

After inserting his little guy, the teen soon realised the alloy tube was too tight, and his dick ended up swelling so much he couldn't get it out. Cue an hour and a half of him struggling to pull it out and regreting his life decisions majorly. He eventually had to ask his flatmates for help. CAN YOU IMAGINE. Hey mate, can you just uh, give me a hand. Was just f***ing the drainpipe and got stuck, oops. 

Anyway, his mates called the emergency services 'cause screw dealing with that. Senior Fire Officer, Seniman Idris, from the Tangkak Fire and Rescue Station said: "The metal pipe is about six inches in length with a [thickness] of 5 millimetres, and is no longer used. The firemen had to cut the pipe first."

They cut the pipe from the wall, but his dick was still stuck inside. So they ended up having to saw the whole pipe directly off using a bloody POWERSAW, finally freeing the guy, fully intact somehow. 

And if that wasn't enough, the residents of the home were advised to seal the pipe off to avoid a repeat of the incident. If the dude wants to go for round two at this stage, more power to him we say.