When you've gotta go, you've gotta go right? Maybe just not in the middle of a supermarket all over the floor...
In this, even to our standards, bloody disgusting video, a man is caught on camera shitting himself in a supermarket across the floor. He even attempts to hide the mess by kicking it under an icecream fridge, but all he achieves is a big shitty smear. Maaaate.
The footage was captured on CCTV in the north-western Turskish province of Sakarya, and shows the man try to act as though nothing has happened when trying to buy some items.
The cashier even points out the telltale smears, with the guy trying to just shrug it off. Hopefully they made old mate clean up his own mess.
Check out the full video above.
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