Old mate uses worst Tinder bio ever

funny shit 11/08/2019

Some dude is either seriously disturbed or has a seriously twisted sense of humour. Either way we can't see him getting many matches with this kind of carry on. 

British woman Abby Tomlinson was swiping through Tinder when she can across what could possibly be the worst Tinder bio ever.

"I've found it, the worst Tinder bio," Tomlinson captioned a screenshot of the profile on Tuesday. The Twitter post has raked up over 5000 likes.

In case anyone hasn't seen Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (or needs to brush up on their true crime history), master manipulator Ted Bundy was executed in 1989 after brutally killing at least 30 women. Bundy was also known to abuse the dead bodies of some of his victims.

The exact number of murders he committed may never be known.

"The scary fact is that he now knows you're within nine kilometres of him. That's only 254 square-kilometres for him to search..." one Twitter user responded to the screenshot.

We really don't think you're going to have much luck on that one mate...