Listen: Uni lecturer catches a student getting a handjob mid lecture

funny shit 19/03/2020

Just when you thought the news couldn't get any more cooked. 

Not that we should need to say this, but the lecture hall at uni probably isn't the best place in the world to get a handy but allegedly, that didn't stop these students at Sydney’s Macquarie University.

The worst part? The lecturer caught them and went ahead and called them out in front of everyone else at the Laws1000 lecture.

The best part? It was all caught on the microphone and uploaded online.

“Oh my God. Give me a minute guys, I just want to bleach my eyes and brain,” The lecturer says as she spots what's going on.

"I know that precedent is a very sexy topic and I love when my audiences are excited and animated and engaged, dear Lord, but there’s a limit to that.

"I’m not going to name and shame, but just to clarify this is a mentoring unit so I will give some sort of mentorship here. The strategic placement of the hoodie on the lap only draws the eye more." she continued.

Now of all times, just keep ya hands to yourself.