You can now buy a jacuzzi for your balls

funny shit 20/05/2020

Yep, you read that title right. A spa for your balls now exists.

We're not kidding - the "testicuzzi" is a legit product that you can buy. Now that we're heading into winter, it could be the time to invest in something to keep your downstairs mates warm and happy... if you have $65 - $115 NZD to spare on something like that. 

The testicuzzi comes in three colours - jet black, white, and a special limited edition version - 24K gold plated. The gold one will set you back $10,000, which people have apparently bought as it's currently sold out... Imagine having that much money that you can afford to buy yourself a gold plated spa for your balls. Weow. 

"The Testicuzzi is the perfect gift for the man that genuinely cares about his testicles hap-penis," the website reads.

"The Testicuzzi features an ultra-soft pre-cast silicone pillow to rest your largest member on, a deep reservoir to dunk the tea bag into, battery-powered bubbles and hours of pleasure."

If you're intrigued, have a geeze at the website for yourself. You know you wanna.