Bloke steals 3-foot dildo named Moby and he's still at large

funny shit 23/07/2020

A bloke in the US stole a 3-foot dildo in broad daylight!

Police are on the lookout for a man who nicked the 3-foot 'mega dildo' from an adult sex store. The robbery took place on July 14 at Deja Vu Love Boutique in Las Vegas.

Store footage caught the masked man heading straight for the giant dildo, named Moby, before chucking it over his shoulder and walking straight out the door.

He “just picked it up and walked out with it,” a store employee told HuffPost.

The store has filed a police report, offering $2K USD for anyone who comes forward with info leading to Moby’s safe return.

Moby weighs 18kg and the store claims it's the ‘world’s largest retail dildo’. It's usually sold for roughly $1850 NZD, according to the employee.

Somebody's having a damn good time tonight.