Man left with a three month boner after nose job goes wrong

funny shit 14/08/2020

A man in Croatia was left with a three month erection after a botched nose job. 

We know what you're thinking, how the f**k...?

We're still thinking the same too... and so are the doctors.

Neven Ciganovic, who's approaching 50, has had multiple nose jobs in his life. But the last one he had back in 2017 to correct his septum went horribly wrong.

Ciganovic was left with priapsim, A.K.A, a persistent and painful erection, but without the sexual desire part that usual boners are accustomed to. 

He woke up from surgery and was then operated on a further three times to try fix his downstairs problem, but unfortunately it wasn't fixed until three months later. 

Speaking to UniLad, he said:

When I woke up from anesthesia after my nose job with priapism, I went through a really hard time – literally hard. I had a full erection for almost three months. I think I even brought down the world record. I had three surgeries on my penis, and after the third one, my willy started to go down. It was a really painful experience, but I survived with my head up high.

Doctors are still at a loss as to how this all happened, although Ciganovic reckons it could have something to do with a food suppliment he was taking which also acts as a male sex drive stimulant.

But things aren't all bad - Ciganovic has even gone as far to say that he's happy this all happened, because now his erections "last much more longer than other guys."

Sounds like he took this whole thing on the chin like a champ.

But still, the f**k?