American bloke crashes into FedEx truck after receiving oral sex while driving

funny shit 07/06/2022

This gives head-on collision a different meaning...

A bloke who was clearly distracted from recieving oral sex smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Florida last week.

The unidentified man and his girlfriend were found half-naked after the crash, and the Daily Mail reports the bloke's piece was nearly bitten off.

First responders confirm that the bloke did indeed have an injury to his D. Yikes. 

The two people who were inside of the FedEx truck were luckily not seriously injured, and authorities haven't revealed whether any charges will be laid.

There's one thing we can take away from this.. Pull over if you're getting head FFS. Or here's an idea.. just wait til you're home?

Have a watch of The Morning Rumble discussing the incident up top.