'My penis is numb': Graphic schlong accident scene on 'The Boys' is traumatising

TV and Movies 07/06/2022

Fans of the superhero satire series 'The Boys' got more than they bargained for with a horrifying fatal penis accident shown in the first 15 mins of season three. 

Warning: Spoilers ahead
(also, if this makes you want to spew, you've been warned) 

The start of the first episode depicts a sex scene between a superhero named Termite and his partner. In a bid to spice things up in the bedroom, Termite, who has the power to shrink himself down to a tiny size, crawls inside his lover's dick. 

Yep, you're reading that right - and yep, it does get worse. 

Everything's going swimmingly (somehow) until Termite accidentally sneezes, immediately returning to his normal human size and literally exploding through his penis and killing him. 

The Boys sex scene

Absolutely batshit. We're not going to show you the footage here, but you watch the show on Amazon Prime, if you're up for it.

If your own boys have shrunk back into your body at the thought of this, you're not the only one having a physical reaction. 

"Not gonna lie my penis still numb after watching the first episode of the boys, that termite scene is really something," one Twitter user wrote. 

"Why did I need to see the inside of a penis? I could have lived my whole life without seeing that genuinely traumatised," said another.

"The craziest fucking moment in any TV series that’s ever been on. EVER," another Tweet read. "Most horrendous death I've ever seen on TV." 

Showrunner Erick Kripke, the man behind this fuckery, said he thought the scene was so gory and messed up that they wouldn't be able to show it. 

"To me, that’s one of the craziest things not just we have done but I think anyone has done. I mean who sits down and figures out how to pull off that sequence?" 

Good question, mate.