Poo Towns of NZ - Taupo

Poo Towns 24/04/2019

Producer Jeremy is back with another ripper for Poo Towns of NZ, this week Taupo!

Each week a song is curated from your comments on The Rock Drive facebook page.

 

Lyrics below if you're keen on singing this tune loudly at anyone from this cracker place.

 

When I walk into town I see a lake so flat

Where you can catch a trout - as easy as you catch the clap 

De Bretts hot pool’s always there to please

Just a pity that you know that the hot pool is full of wees

Sin City is a club to go see a stripper

Dixie Browns has milkshakes – good ones, yeah they’re a ripper

And if you are looking for one night stand

The lake around New Years at midnight - Is where to hang

 

My best friend got pubic lice

Living in a Taupo Paradise

I got mugged not once but twice

Living in a Taupo Paradise

Cobb and Co don’t smell so nice

When you’re in a Taupo Paradise

Mountain winds as cold as ice

Living in a Taupo Paradise

 

The Huka Prawn farm has giant prawns or none at all

BREATH - The lake is full of failed “hole in one” golf balls

When you’re at the McD’s you will see a giant plane

Everyone has chats in the ailse’s at the Pak n Save

BREATH - It’s like Queenstown but isn’t as good

It’s upmarket Rotorua if you’re talking about near their Yeha hood

A teen put a stolen Mazda in the lake AGAIN

Ironically on Lake Taupo there is a SEA plane

 

Been called Tow-po once or twice

Living in a Taupo Paradise

At Pub n Grub the food is nice

When you’re in a Taupo Paradise

Trouble with the traffic lights

When you’re in a Taupo Paradise

There’s Mount View and Richmond Heights

When you’re in a Taupo Paradise