Jezza is back again! Know anyone from this glorious town?
Make sure they see this one..
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It used to have drinking water that was really clean – but now it's just chlorine
When you’re on Marine Parade you can get a tasty Danish Ice Cream
They spent millions of dollars on a stupid pier, yeah but it goes nowhere
Closed Ahuriri Estuary – cos there’s human faeces backwashed everywhere
Yeah, it's Art Deco, cos they had a rebuild after earthquakes that they had in 1931
And there’s 2 countdowns right next to each other, but don’t swim at the beaches cos they’re deadly as fuuuuuuckckck
Oh yeah there’s statues – Pania The Statue
They found her in a garage cause her bronze and topless self was just so sexy that - somebody stole her
So many vineyards, and Art Deco Weekend, the Mission Estate Concert when there’s no accommodation near…
And Marineland closed down – there were some problems with the mammals - now it’s a skate park
And The Kiwi House
Marineland closed down
Now it’s a Skate Park