Poo towns of NZ - Nelson

Rock Drive 11/06/2019

Another week passes and another Poo Towns of NZ to present to the nation. Know anyone from Nelson? This one is for them.

 

Here you go, Nelson. Enjoy.

Lyrics:

It’s right in the centre of the country
you can swim at Girly’s Hole
There’s a lot of sea, but there’s no surf
and a guy married his goat
Buxton Carpark’s where boy racers meet
Pics peanut butter’s the best
People used to buy the Shell Stoke Lighters
and then they’d scrape off the S

Nelson – Nelson – You’re in Nelson
When you’re a teenager you get drunk in Queen’s Garden
Nelson – Nelson – You’re in Nelson
Fins up it’s the Mako’s home

In the Maitai River the people swim
Even though it’s quite dirty
8 bucks for a dozen Tasman Bitter
And a real good KFC
Built a new stand at Trafalgar Park
Right in front of the old one
No they didn’t knock the old one down
But it gets a lot of sun

Nelson – Nelson – You’re in Nelson
Whale’s strand at Farewell Spit and man they weigh a tonne
Nelson – Nelson – Port Hills of Nelson
There’s a place called Paddy’s Knob

Nelson – Nelson – You’re in Nelson
To find a bar Bridge St is the street you walk along
Nelson – Nelson – You’re In Nelson
It’s where racism is strong
50k population
Saturday Market is on
There’s lots of people smoking bongs