With Producer Jeremy away this week Producer Jack thought he'd take a crack at Poo Towns of NZ.
And Timaru... You're up
LYRICS:
Use to have plenty of bars
down the main street but now they’re gone
They shut down
In Timaru
Drag strips at the traffic lights
Folks bang in the carpark and it’s alright
No one cares
In Timaru
Life in Timaruuuu
Great place to stop and use the Loo
And that racehorse
Phar lap was born here too
It’s where people go to escape that cult
Now that they’re out they’re probably not that stoked
It’s so great in Timaruuuu
The sailing anchor has a sticky floor
Great custard squares but not much more
Acid Frank
In Timaruuu
Guy drove in a carwash and it fell down
Is it a city or is it a town?
Who cares
It’s Timaruuuu
Dive in Timaruuu
There’s not enough water in the pool
And there’s a brewery
And Chlamydia too
Bloke on his scooter can’t be caught by the cops
He was on the run and couldn’t be stopped
On the run
In Timaruuu
It’s a shithooooooooole
It’s a shithooooooooole
It’s a shithooooooooole
Life in Timaruuuu
Feel touch and taste is what they’ll say to you
Carparks everywhere
Down in Timaru
