Poo Towns of NZ - Paeroa

Rock Drive 03/04/2020

Isolation isn't going to slow producer Jeremy and #PooTownsofNZ down. Paeroa, this week you're on the chopping block mates. Enjoy this aye.

 

Lyrics - 

 

I hear the Public Toilets don’t have locks

And the town isn’t the same after they stopped the Battle Of The Streets

The chips have so much salt on top

At the Midway Burger Bar, but there’s no KFC, just L & P

A horse track that is never used

Like the Rotunda and the bottling factory, no one’s using them too

And if you want something to do

A giant bottle’s waiting there for you

 

Teens are so bad they started a curfew

After 9pm in town, nothing to see or do

The useless bridge that’s in Paeroa

The one that truckers always say is really bad - ooooh

 

Criterion Hotel’s knocked down

They replaced with a Macca’s with an average reputation

Expensive antiques all through town

Radio reception so bad you can’t pick up any station

The town Harlem is Porrit St

And Primrose Hill is dodgy as they come

 

Motor scrapper there can scrap your car for you

Worst part of the Hauraki Rail Trail too

The Countdown’s average in Paeroa

Mum’s play Mahjong, there in Paeroa

Paeroa Hotel is in Paeroa

Gary is the longest serving Yamaha outboard dealer the country’s ever had