Poo Towns - Temuka

Rock Drive 29/05/2020

This one is for all those who have ever spent any time in Temuka!

 

Lyrics - 

 

I LIKE TEMUKA-MUKA - YOU LIKE TE-MUKA MUKA

WE LIKE TE-MUKA MUKA - WE TE-MUKA!

 

Was the birthplace of Richard Pearse

Beat the Wright Bro-thers by a year

Chainsaw Laney - comes from here

T-K-A is the name they cheer

 

The MVP of Rock Island

20-19 his name’s Caleb

Guy called Mad Dog’s worth a mention

He’s Temuka’s drinking legend

 

Who nailed shoes onto that tree?

Who shot a bird that was called Harry?

The bird called Harry could talk you see

Was a local celebrity

 

6-1-5 is always tattooed

On people it’s like they forget to

Remember the start of their phone digits

The Tea Pot Inn has great cooked breakfast

 

CHORUS

 

Vinegar stink around the town

St Joes Playground got burnt down

Lesters Fish and Chips was named

Not for great fish, but arcade games

 

Only place that is producing

Bagpipes in all of New Zealand

At nightime you can hear cows mooing

From the sale yards, man, what are they doing?

 

Old Art Gallery on main street

Had a grow room they were growing weed

The cops found out and then they closed it

They were pretty much right next door to it

 

The high school isn’t teaching much

Just about dairy farms and petrol pumps

The Jolly Potter’s the Irish Bar

And Opihi is a big river