This one is for all you Westies! Another ripper from producer Jeremy.
Lyrics -
When you’re walking ‘round Massey, there’s a sweet smokey haze
Driving down Lincoln Rd, there’s so many takeaways
Lincoln Rd is long
Right through the middle of Henderson
Someone hit my car and drove off - 3am the other day
Ranui is not the safest place to let your children play
If you want to see black clothes and V8s and bikes there’s no better place
Then in Auckland’s West
See a lady with a tattooed breast
And the traffic is terrible
Even though they made that big tunnel
Not that it’s a bad thing
But there’s just so many immigrants
And at Henderson Park
You can play Frisbee Golf if you like it
Some guy went out on a date with a lady
Had a Butter Chicken and it was dodgy
He pooed his pants when they were in the taxi
She never called him back understandably
Auckland’s West
So many people under house arrest
Yes there’s shoes hanging on traffic lines
And so many people with mullets
If you’re West of New Lynn
You can’t buy grog at the supermarket
See your life played out on
Outrageous Fortune on your TV set
Auckland’s West
