Poo Towns of NZ - Dargaville

#3 and it's all for you Dargaville!

Lyrics - 

there’s a nice Four Square and sadly that’s it

Some people call it the North Island’s armpit

Best thing about it is the road out of town

But the roads are so bad you keep bumping up and down

Dargaville a

A Northland town

There’s lots of kumara and the river’s so brown

The river looks like it’s upside down

Nicknamed Darga-hole

There’s a big river

Not a big future

Like 1983 but with some cell phones

And the… internet runs really really slow

In Darga-hole… ay ay ay ay ay

There’s two great Thai food places on the main street

And there’s a skateboard park that is pretty neat

The Transfer station is run by Dirty Dave

And at the Bowling Club there’s a New Year’s rave

In Dargaville a

Town with wide streets

And it’s not far from the great Baylys Beach

But not many in town, have all of their teeth

No most have one

In Dargaville a

Place to score tinnies

Great place to find them is the local campground

And I’m not sure which one, but not many around

In Darga-hole ay ay