Poo Towns - All of NZ

Rock Drive 10/07/2020

After doing 99 cracker tunes for all around the country, Jeremy has doing the big #100 for the entire country!

 

Lyrics -

 

Kiwis love

Bronze medals, duct tape, 

Gumboots, #8

Wire, Whangarei

Roadworks everyday

Driving 80 till a passing lane

Hating Auckland, Worlds longest place name:

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu

Blow on the pie cops will tell you

 

Urine in the Waikato River

All that cow poo makes it thicker

Covid lockdown then they started

Quarantine at the supermarket

 

Wagon Wheel,

Exponents, Shihad

Speights and All Blacks

And How To Dad

 

Justin Marshall saying Boomfah

Jimmy’s Pies and Poo Towns Mother Fucker

 

Kiwis Love

 

Left my scooter outside the dairy

Nek Minnit, Gooserooter from Geraldine

Cheese Rolls they’re South Island Sushi

Rock 1000, Roger Farrelly

 

Green Grass Of Home isn’t lawn in Hawkes Bay

Watties Sauce on all food all day every day

Selling water off to foreigners

Then in summer having shortages

 

Massive tax on fuel and ciggies

Please tell me that is not your penis Shortland St

Farmers sending heaps of exports

Townies complain about them of course



Earthquakes, cannabis grows a plenty

Griffins, Pineapple Lumps and L&P

Socks and jandals, when it’s not summer

South Island was Maui’s Waka - This is Poo Town’s Mother Fucker