Here you go Greymouth!
Lyrics -
There’s a town that’s down south
And it’s name ends with “Mouth”
Chicken place in town, it got closed down for maggots once
Houses are super cheap
And if you go on Trade Me
You can find a 3 bedroom house for 45 thousand bucks
Greymouth, Greymouth - It’s a big West Coast town
Greymouth, Greymouth - Where some incest goes down
Best place to shop is - At the Greymouth Warehouse
Now there’s buildings closed down
All the way around town
Cos they can’t afford to earthquake proof the buildings there
The boy racers do laps
But the laps kind of crap
Cos it’s basically a 1 k drive around two roundabouts
Greymouth, Greymouth - Sewage in the river
Greymouth, Greymouth - But there’s still some swimmers
Quite nice sunsets - From the McLean Domain
They closed the Revingtons
Closed The Revingtons Hotel
A hotel that used to smell
There were pubes on the pillow case
Cockroaches on your face
And the Queen she once stayed there
In Greymouth – yeah
