Here you go Marton!
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In this town where
Everybody knows
It’s an odd thing
If you have 10 toes
4 Bakeries and 1 Countdown
In a 30 metre radius of Mar-town
Martians come from here
Making hops for beer
Duddings Lake not a real lake but we don’t care
Hand shandies out the back of the Night n Day
Seven dollars cash
What a bargain – that’s all you’ll to pay
Tux factory they’re making dog biscuits
Pity that the town smells just like food for pets
Lots of scarecrows
Lots of drongos
Lots of exits
No one knows where they go
Living in Marton
Centennial
Dairy where you go
For the very best chicken and chips you know
They got fried food
That you’d die for
Find a hair in it?
Still go back for more
Rugby team there called the Steamers
Not many people driving round in Beamers
College of the name of Rangitikei
Wagging as a subject is a specialty
And although Marton is kind of average
The Community Garden provides free fruit and veg
Built a bypass
To go round it
It’s an accident, if you’ve found it
Living in Marton
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