Here you go Warkworth!
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Why’d they build a 24 hour Macca’s, when there’s nowhere to park your truck
And be careful when you’re eating lunch there, it might get stolen by a duck
There are so many traffic lights and
It’s full of Jaffas from not far away
It’s 64 k’s north of Auckland
98 south of Whangarei
It’s kind of in the middle of nowhere
You’ll end up with your cousin as your wife
And you live that Wark
You live that Warkworth life
Yeah living that Warkworth life
The place to go to if you are a local, is a pub known as The Bridgey
You can have fun with all the yokels, drinking piss and gambling
This town has got the worst intersection
The worst in the whole country
It’s nickname is Little Orewa
Of a walkthrough Warkworth’s not worthy
It used be quite fun at the cement works
Then they filled them up with human shite
And you live that Wark
You live that Warkworth life
Yeah living that Warkworth life
Zinzan Brooke and his brother Robin
Both Mahurangi College lads
Nicknamed DUB DUB for both it’s W’s
And at Snell’s Beach the smell’s so bad
Hitch hikers at each end of the town
I think they’re trying to get away
Are there spies at the Satellites Station?
Infiltrated by JAFA’s everyday
Postcode is 0-9-1-0
The Marshall Twins were Black Caps once or twice
Yeah they lived that Wark
They lived that Warkworth Life
Yeah they lived that Warkworth Life
