Poo Towns - Warkworth

Rock Drive 11/05/2019

Here you go Warkworth!

 

Lyrics -

 

Why’d they build a 24 hour Macca’s, when there’s nowhere to park your truck

And be careful when you’re eating lunch there, it might get stolen by a duck

There are so many traffic lights and

It’s full of Jaffas from not far away

It’s 64 k’s north of Auckland

98 south of Whangarei

It’s kind of in the middle of nowhere

You’ll end up with your cousin as your wife

And you live that Wark

You live that Warkworth life

Yeah living that Warkworth life

 

The place to go to if you are a local, is a pub known as The Bridgey

You can have fun with all the yokels, drinking piss and gambling

This town has got the worst intersection

The worst in the whole country

It’s nickname is Little Orewa

Of a walkthrough Warkworth’s not worthy

It used be quite fun at the cement works

Then they filled them up with human shite

And you live that Wark

You live that Warkworth life

Yeah living that Warkworth life

 

 

Zinzan Brooke and his brother Robin

Both Mahurangi College lads

Nicknamed DUB DUB for both it’s W’s

And at Snell’s Beach the smell’s so bad

Hitch hikers at each end of the town

I think they’re trying to get away

Are there spies at the Satellites Station?

Infiltrated by JAFA’s everyday

 

Postcode is 0-9-1-0

The Marshall Twins were Black Caps once or twice

 

Yeah they lived that Wark

They lived that Warkworth Life

Yeah they lived that Warkworth Life