Here you go Blenheim!
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There’s a 300k bus shelter
It’s not the best cos there’s a hole in the roof
And there’s a heap of roundabouts round town
The weirdest one it has some train tracks running through
You might just see an awesome guy on a scooter
He’s at the Renwick club, his name is Dang’rous Dave
And in this town there’s only one night club
Shortie’s the bouncer and it’s called Goats Don’t Shave
There’s more carparks than cars around here
That’s a slice of Blenhiem
Main St of it is called Main St there
That’s a slice of Blenhiem
Some say that Beavertown’s the town nickname
It’s only because the region is prone to floods
The cougars love it at the Food and Wine Fest
So if you’re young and male, watch out for your buds
There’s a bridge when you’re on the way to Picton
It’s so small and the trucks break their side mirrors off
And just be careful when you’re cruising round town
You might get pulled over by Mufti Mo the cop
There’s Sunshine, wine, and blue cod fishing
That’s a slice of Blenheim
It’s a Boomtown with no boom in it
That’s a slice of Blenheim
And Duncan Heyde worked there in Blenheim
That’s a slice of Blenheim
At More FM playing One Direction
That’s a Slice Of Blenheim