Well this is an eye opener...
And more cooked cheating yarns, including one about a tree with lips.
Classic case of - you know you're in West Auckland when...
Look out Annabel Langbein. The potato pipe-bomb is about to blow!
Poo Towns is back
Straight outa the pages of Scooby Doo this guy...
The things they don't teach vets these days...
Time to start coring those potatoes people!
What does that sound like again?
Introducing Dr Johns new replacement - Dr Thane.
Thane's bakery chat is the most outrageous thing you'll hear today. Nah scratch that, week, month even...
Shit got weird. Real quick.
PALMY ALL DAY.
After days of delays, the boys were finally able to hit the water to conduct their search.
The boys are on shore today, sussing out a new boat and gathering further intel.
They've found an item of interest.
The boys have all landed safely, and the search efforts have started.
With four days left 'til the boys take off, they've take to national television to talk logistics.
Wonder how much this call set the company back...
Needless to say it was a tough day at the office for poor old Jeremy.
Quite probably the catchiest Poo Towns yet.
We are deeply sorry for any offence caused by Dunc's words towards Thane's relentless and vicious herpes.
Plenty of swiggylalas to be had in celebration and memory of the legend.
Jeremy, you've outdone yourself.
Blenheim, you big ol bloop. We didn't forget about you.
Another bloody blinder from Jeremy.
Hastings, you beautiful, gleaming turd.
Quality stitch up.
Did they think Kirby wouldn't notice?
How much do Homegrown punters care about their personal space?
What have you done Thane...
Always check the profile.
Please don't have a heart attack Thane.
Things really couldn't have gone worse for Nigel.
Three separate incidents in three weeks. The Nelson DHB is concerned.
Will two Kiwi battlers solve the greatest mystery in aviation history?
"Everybody now, living in maaaaaaaarton."
Thanks to the overwhelming support and generosity of The Rock listeners the money will be put towards MH370 search efforts.
If their give-a-little page kicks off...
When you live in a town, a town whose name starts with Pu.
Not as Pornhub as you'd think. It's actually worse.
The sick bastard uses his bizarre superpower to get out of shit he doesn't wanna do.
And he couldn't have done it without your comments!
Is Thane shit out of luck?