Hamish the intern had a "downstairs accident", is now getting the snip in A&E

Thane & Dunc 14/08/2017

If the headline doesn't explain the situation to you, we don't know what will.

Thane's intern, Hamish, was absent from work today, and after phoning him up to see if he was skiving off, the boys discovered Hamish had a pretty massive cock up... if you know what we mean. 

(And don't worry, he's ok with us sharing the story).