Putaruru's Poo Towns of New Zealand song is here and it's one of our best yet

Thane & Dunc 22/03/2018

Putaruru got nominated for poo town's of NZ last week. And actually got some lovely comments. Thanks to everyone who shared their thoughts on Putaruru in the comments section on the Drive post. 

And a bloody good performance Jezzer.

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We've included the lyrics for Putaruru below so you can perform your own rendition: 

When you live in a town
A town whose name start’s with Pu
Have a fish bun from Ma Baker’s
When there’s not much to do
When you’re hammered
BP has Oxford Pies

883 is the area code there
And there’s Pump Water too
There’s sawmills and timber museums
And they drink Wa-ka-tu

There’s the Hog and Hounds bar
And some cheese that’s called Over The Moon
The Troff is a filthy place to drink a beer or two
Water fountain – full of bubbles and flies
There’s retirement homes by the dozen
Lot’s of barber shops too

Fish and chip shop
Has great cheesy mayo
And there’s banks but just two

Hidden gem
Of the Southern Waikato
But a bit pukaru
Gareth Morgan
And Grant Fox are from there
And Wayne Smith’s from there too