Rich, famous chicks are spending $650 a pop on "penis facials"

Thane and Dunc 16/03/2018

We're talking penis facials.

Yes, penis facials.  

Sandra Bullock's had one. Cate Blanchett's had one

It smells a bit like sperm.

You might be imagining some fairly NSFW images right now... But it's not nearly as Pornhub as you're imagining. Actually, it's worse.

The "penis facial" is a bizarre new beauty treatment the rich and ridiuclous are spending their cash on. $650 kinda cash. 

On one facial. 

Cate Blanchett told Vogue Australia: “Sandy Bullock and I saw this facialist in New York, Georgia Louise, and she gives what we call the penis facial and it’s something – I don’t know what it is, or whether it’s just cause it smells a bit like sperm – there’s some enzyme in it so Sandy refers to it as the penis facial."

This "penis faical" includes a "peel"  and "microneedling".

Which all sounds bloody disturbing  - and we haven't even told you what it's derived from... Just wait for this.... THE FORESKIN OF KOREAN NEWBORNS. 


Yes, apparently the cells from Korean newborn's little purple riding hoods help restore elastin and collagen into the skin - which are fancy beauty chick words for "youthfulness", essentially.  

Surely, there's gotta be some kind of human rights complaint here? It's one thing having your todger's jacket knocked off before you're even capable of giving consent, and another thing entirely having it rubbed into the skin of celebrities chasing everlasting youth.

We'll leave ya on Korean newborn's foreskin... To be honest, we're at a bit of a loss for words. But if you're really twisted and want to know more about the penis facial, there's some more details provided here.