Te Puke gets 'nookied' in Jezza's latest Poo Towns

Poo Towns 25/06/2018

Seeing as Jimbo was filling in for Dunc last week - producer Jeremy decided he'd give him a wee treat by singing Te Puke's Poo Towns song to the tune of Limp Bizkit's Nookie. A good ol' nudge from Jezza too we reckon. 

POO TOWNS - TE PUKE

drove into this town I was looking
Looking a for a job
Picking kiwifruit all day long
In picking season there’s a major increase in traffic
So busy at the ATM on payday that it’s bad
Great Xmas Parade, but the Cop Shop always closed
Security guards, that are guarding avocados
Fish n Chip shop in town,  well it got shut down
For the 20 dollar specials they were always passing round

Did it all for Te Puke
The Thunder in Te Puke
Te Puke
You can put it a cookie
Or in a brownie yeah x4

Daily Cafe
Top café in the country
Comin’ into town - you’re greeted by a cemetery
Train station - Has a kiwifruit statue
Kind of looks like lady bits but green “yeah it does too”
Old fella who’s busking outside the TAB
Pokies just a block from WINZ – that’s the reality
Trees on the main street are always an icon
But so is the thunder that they’re sticking in the bong

Did it all for Te Puke
The Thunder in Te Puke
Te Puke
You can put it a cookie
Or in a brownie yeah x 4