Poo Towns is back again! It's Clive time

Poo Towns 15/10/2018

Annnd we're back! It's Poo Towns of NZ is here again and this week it's the one and only Clive!

Check out Thane & Dunc's show throughout the week to hear who this week's track is going to be about!

 

Lyrics Below - 

 

Well there’s a town that is halfway in between

Of Napier and of Hastings

If people say that they’re in Clive

Well it might not mean they’re into guys

You know the booze bus, is always

In the small town in the Hawkes Bay

There’s feta at Hohepa Cheese 

They’re so proud of their cheesery

 

Sewerage and litter 

And dead fish in the river 

When you’re staying in Clive – Staying in Clive

Smell is aggravating

But you still go white baiting

When you’re staying in Clive – Staying in Clive

 

Kind of like a poor man’s Havelock North

Swim in the river – and your skin falls off

And the Premier Team Clive Rugby

Just won the Maddison Trophy

When you’re googling for things to do

You look for ten but just find two

The bakery is such a hit

That it makes traffic round it shit

 

Get a real good platter

And four beers for that matter

When you’re staying in Clive – Staying in Clive

It’s Thirty five bucker

For every mother fucker

When you’re staying in Clive – Staying in Clive