Poo Towns of NZ is back! It's Taumarunui time

Poo Towns 05/10/2018

Annnnd we're back! It's spent a couple of weeks sipping on beers on some island but no more holidays for our world famous radio segment - Poo Towns of NZ.

This week is the place Producer Jeremy was born - Taumarunui!

And what better song to sing a parody to than the Exponents classic 'Why does love' lyrics AND EVEN CHORDS, HOW GOOD below - 

 

Chords - VERSE - D G A

CHORUS - G A D

 

Lyrics -

The water’s unhealthy

Don’t drink it, it might hurt you

Get 99 cent soft drink

It’s better for you, and great value

 

I don’t know

Much about Taumarunui

I don’t know x 2

 

It’s winter there

12 months a year

It’s kind of nowhere but central to everywhere

The kiwifruit’s so cheap there

But don’t eat too much you’ll get diaorehha

 

I don’t know

Much about Taumarunui

I don’t know x 2

 

The golf course

Is quite good

Pity about the clubhouse

The High School it backs onto

The rubbish dump

In summer it smells pretty ripe

And the trucks

Sometimes get stuck

Under the underpass

Bad judgement not bad luck

The railway station closed down

It smells so bad that

You just might chuck

 

I don’t know

Much about Taumarunui

I don’t know x 2