This week Producer Jeremy was a nervous man after commiting to little old Palmerston in East Otago for Poo Towns.
Little did he know that we'd get some of the best lines about this small town that he's ever seen.
To the tune of AC/DC's thunderstruck we present to you in all it's glory - PALMERSTON.
Lyrics below -
There’s a town with a real aging railroad track
Won’t take long, to walk from one end and then walk back
A great place you can stop if you need a poo
But there’s never any carparks outside the loo
Got an ATM – 3 years ago
The capital of – East Otago
You’re in Palmerston
They put fish and chips in a box so you don’t have to stop
On Puketapu, you can see the whole town from the top
McGregor’s Baker –it’s a shop where they sell mutton pies
You drink and gam-bell
And you can stay, you don’t have to drive
There’s an eligible guy
Goat’s Man the name he goes by
There’s Shag River and Shag Point
It’s in Palmerston