Mate...they don't come more 'straya than this bloke.
You may have read about Shane 'Shag' Hanrahan, who was recently crowned with having the best mullet in Australia.
The Morning Rumble got the bloke on the phone and he did not disappoint - he's exactly the type of guy you'd expect him to be (a legend).
Have a listen to this crack-up call - where he goes into detail about how he didn't even know what a mullet was, and how he was too busy getting shitfaced at the bar to realise he won the bloody thing.
We rate your work, Shag.