An exploding can of spaghetti burnt a bloke's wanger

A caller's wife's cousin went camping once and threw a can of spaghetti on the fire before hitting the river for a swim.

Afterwards when he went to dry his soggy undies at the fire the can exploded. All of a sudden a massive blob of hot spaghetti hit his penis.

Burnt on the weener by hot spaghetti. God damn. You'd never look at the ol' spag the same again.