Nuggie snuck out for a surf over the long weekend - when he felt something hit him. It then started to thrash him around and it was then he knew it was a shark.
It's teeth tore his arm, left some of its teeth stuck in his arm and made a bloody good bite mark on his board.
But that was the least of his worries. It was more scary getting the tube that helped him urinate removed from his dick:
When they pulled out the tube, it was scarier than the great white.