Rog describes his late night "home invasion" by a hedgehog

The Morning Rumble 12/10/2018

Rog was traumatised by a recent home invasion. But it wasn't a man wearing a balaclava he had to worry about. It was just a cheeky hedgehog, making noise and pooing around the house.

Maybe Rog just looked in the mirror with that new haircut of his.

...curl up into a ball when you're frightened, covering your testicles and you poo inside. You are a hedgehog!