A Scotland mother mistakenly sent her five year old son to his school nativity with an inflatable sex doll sheep.
She bought it online thinking it was a fancy dress costume. She failed to read the part where it was on sale as a "stag night bonkin' sheep", nor that the sheep had a big hole in it's butt and red lipstick.
Oh mum. That's definitely a yarn coming up at the kid's 21st.