There's just something about painters. They always look at least 15 years older than they are - they never look well.
They are also some of the dirtiest out of all the trades. Just like this guy who isn't afraid to go number twos:
He didn't like the plumber. He used to take number twos in the pipe... for the plumber to find a couple of weeks later.
Proving why painters are the #2 dirtiest of all trades.