Paddy Gower joined us live from Japan. Just when you thought he'd be enjoying all the Sake, Sushi and Karaage Chicken that he can - he's on the phone to us because our own World Cup correspondent John Day was passed out in bed.
I'm doing John Day's job because he doesn't say anything... I've been a journalist for 20 f***ing years John Day, you've got to talk...
What a disgrace to New Zealand.