Rog as "Rog Worm":
- targets the groin, inner thighs and buttocks
- kinda like a ring worm
- symptoms: hair loss + swelling of forehead and ego
Mulls as "Mullopecia":
- curable and can disappear like Mulls does during some voice breaks
- extreme body paleness due to inability to go outside
- symptoms: hair loss, unorthodox weight gain
Bryce as "Meninbryces":
- increased saliva build-up
- sadly no cure
- symptoms: not being able to sit through movites without having opinions why the movie sucks