Rog and Mulls butcher Bryce's old school report

reddit user who knows nothing about Tool, answers questions about Tool

His answers are so wrong, but pretty funny.

Science says you're more likely to be mates with someone who smells like you

Stench in numbers eh?

Meet the Chatham Islands Diver who's been attacked by a great white shark... twice

"I'm jammed up against its belly as it's thrashing me around."