Surprise surprise, back in the day Rog was a real ferret and had posters of scantily clad females plastered all over his bedroom walls - with Baywatch star Pamela Anderson taking centre stage.
He'd probably still have them up, if he had his way today.
After listener Guy phoned up saying he took down his kid's posters as punishment, Rog couldn't understand how that's really a punishment. That's how the convo started, but shit did it take a turn shortly after that.
Watch above. And grow up Rog.