Keith the critter got busted by his landlord while taking a dump on his lawn

The Morning Rumble 23/07/2021

You know when a Keith is calling, it's gonna be a grub of a story.

And that's exactly what happened here.

On the topic of "what has your landlord caught you doing?", Kieth phoned in to tell a yarn about how he was busted taking a dump outside his house after a curry-went-wrong boozy night out.

Goddammit we live for phone callers like Keith here. What a champion.