WATCH: All Blacks thump Ireland 46-14 in RWC quarter-final masterclass

The ABs showed their class.

Poo Towns of NZ - Pokeno

To the tune of Kokomo by The Beach Boys

K-Hole returns to give the Rumble his RWC quarter-final predictions

"This might be the first time Wales are safe in Japan!"

WATCH: Air NZ release savage 'safety tips' video for Irish rugby fans ahead of All Blacks quarter-final

Air New Zealand has no chill ahead of the RWC quarter-final.

WATCH: Rog 'The GOAT' Farrelly takes on Jay and Dunc in the Moto-X race of the year

Find out who really produced the goods.

Trainee Sexologist Morgan talks about mindful masturbation

Morgan talks more about her latest podcast episode.

Bryce & Mulls would make Rog a professional ass wiper if they win Lotto

Instead of Rog, he'd be Rog the log.

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne gives fans an update on his health and recovery

"I'm not dying, I am recovering."

Watch Rog get real uncomfortable when the Rumble intentionally go off air for two minutes

"I need to play a song guys, I'm getting itchy"

Petition launched to 'uncancel' Guy William's hilarious New Zealand Today TV show

"New Zealand Today represents what it means to be a New Zealander."

Guns N' Roses 'Sweet Child O' Mine' is first the 80s video to reach a billion views

Couldn't have picked a better song for the 80s.

WATCH: Rog's press conference ahead of his big motocross race against Rock Drive

The big dog is talking a big game.

Did Bryce get on the dak in San Fran?

The answer is in the eyes.

LISTEN: Foo Fighters' drummer Taylor Hawkins announces new album packed with rock stars

Listen to the first track with Dave Grohl here.

Infamous Aussie 'Poo Jogger' shamed dropping ANOTHER brick on Instagram

POO JOGGING COWARD!

Producer Jeremy's song about the GOAT Rog

Take this big dog..

WATCH: Can Jim run 100 metres in less than 17 seconds for $100?

Another go at trying to win money off uncle Jay.

WATCH: Irish bloke gets last laugh with hilarious pre-recorded message at his own funeral

"It's f**king dark in here."

WATCH: Tool perform 'Fear Inoculum' & 'Pneuma' live for the first time

And they smashed it!

Metallica's Lars Ulrich shares update on James Hetfield and potential NZ show in 2020

"I feel bad for everybody down in Australia and New Zealand..."

'*UCK ME!' Pak'nSave billboard in Palmy goes viral thanks to one pole

"They know what they're doing."

Lawyer Johnny K on salary deduction and work hours

Take notes!

Poo Towns of NZ - Kaitaia

Your turn, Kaitaia. Here's your Poo Towns!

WATCH: INXS perform 'New Sensation' in epic restored 'Live Baby Life' concert film footage

1991 in 4K is something special

WATCH: King of Spain's niece watches matador boyfriend get gored in the groin

Right on the pecker

WATCH: Bloke auditions for 'The Voice' with Slipknot's 'Spit It Out'

And he absolutely KILLS it.

Poo Towns of NZ - Feilding

Some Flo Rida for your poo towns Feilding

WATCH: Metallica perform 'The Memory Remains' from S&M²

You can catch S&M² in cinemas now...

Our work toilets are literally "Shit-nobyl"

A real "Shit-uation".

Rog challenged Jay & Dunc to a motorbike race but couldn't even kick-start one

He almost knocked the bike over before getting on it.

WATCH: Guy Williams meets NZ's baffling Flat Earth Society

Look away now, Mulls...

Dave Grohl cried during Weezer's cover of Nirvana at Rock in Rio

What a man.

Our cams caught Jay snorting through the Betoota news

shot Jay.

Rog foolishly compared his Instagram following to Israel Adesanya's, gets crushed by Mulls

#UnfollowRog

Watch: Listener breaks nose then gets his mates to whack it back to normal

How could this not work?

Feedback Line: people are fuming over the new Cadbury Caramilk flavour

"Yuck. Most vile thing I've ever eaten."

Dan 'The Hangman' Hooker talks to us a day after his impressive UFC 243 win

If Dan thought his fight was painful, wait til we got him on the phone.

TJ Perenara's epic try vs Namibia is being hailed as one of the greatest of all time

If you get Shag to fist-pump, you know you've done something epic.

K-Hole gives us his Super Sunday tips for this weekend

Take them or leave them.

Mully Moose Knuckle has no time for your bullshit

Don't mess with the knuckle.

WATCH: Guy Williams meets Karen from infamous '20 f**king whacks video and it's pure comedy gold

This is the best thing you'll see all day...

Don't tell anyone but Jim's new biography could be called 'Still Doesn't Give a Shit!'

Dunc shaves beard and now rocks a pencil goatee!

It finally happened. He finally did it.

Kurt Cobain's Seattle home listed for sale for almost $12 million

The famous frontman's last home doesn't come cheap...

Is it really Devilskin or is it Devil's Kin? Nail from Devilskin confirms it once and for all

Nail clears it up for all those wondering.

WATCH: Trailer for British gangster movie 'The Gentlemen' drops and it looks like an instant classic

If you liked 'Snitch,' you'll be all about this new movie.

WATCH: Tom Petty play 'American Girl' - the last song he ever performed live

And as usual, he absolutely aced it.

Producer Jeremy makes a song about a beardless Duncan Heyde

Aahhh there's the double chin...

WATCH: Rog showed off his 'excited' face and it was bloody horrifying

What the F**K is that, Rog!?

Rog snuck backstage to steal undies from Villainy's rider

Pretty crook behavior right here.

Here are 7 Tom Petty stories you may not have heard

Today we remember one of the greats.

Producer Jeremy writes a song about the sh*t site Wish

Sorry Wish...

Dunc digs up gold from Jay's past as an MTV VJ

Oh heeeere we go!

WATCH: Staind play their first full show in 5 years

It's been a while, but they could be back!

WATCH: Greta Thunberg has moved on from climate change & 'doing death metal only' now

"I have moved on from this climate thing..."

WATCH: My dad hasn't drunk water in 89 years

Wowee.

Bloke that took LSD at Disneyland found a mile away, covered in scratches & completely naked

Because what could go wrong, right?

Foo Fighters announce they'll start working on a new album next week

"Next week and we start making a new record. It's good."

Resident vet Dr. Laura is back with Q's to your A's!

You better take notes.

Chick lost 30KGs after going on Dr. Siegal's cookie diet!

These cookies might be the next best thing.

Dr John explains James Hetfield's decision to enter rehab after falling off the wagon

Such a brave thing to do.

WATCH: Auckland Asics store screens play porn for seven hours after alleged hack

Rog was spotted window shopping for seven hours

Poo towns of NZ - Queenstown

Your turn, Queenstown!

Evanescence forced to play acoustic show after their equipment truck crashed - aced it anyway

And they aced it!

WATCH: BMW tease new car that can drive itself while you get it on in the back seat

Partner not included.

Rog can't help but dream about sex all the time

Surprise, surprise.

WATCH: English rugby player 'missing half his nose' after the RWC's first red card hit

A shoulder charge to the head ain't the one, aye.

WATCH: Bloke floors it in his ute after missus catches the bouquet at a wedding

Unluggyy mate.

Rog opens up about how he dealt with depression early in his career

Anyone can get down from time to time, even The Big Dog...

INXS' legendary 'Live Baby Live' Wembley concert restored in 4K and will play in cinemas

And it WILL play in NZ!

WATCH: One old lady with no f**ks left to give was the only person to 'Storm Area 51'

Someone actually did it!

WATCH: Doctor gets a mouthful of bum puss while clearing an anal abscess

This was pretty crook.

Tool's 'Fear Inoculum' is officially in 2019's top 10 highest selling albums

HOW GOOD

WATCH: Full trailer for Breaking Bad movie 'El Camino' is here

Jessie is showing some serious scars

WATCH: Punters incite a 'wall of death' during The Village People's 'Y.M.C.A' performance at Riot Fest

"I said young man, pick yourself off the ground."

Mulls is fed up with crook pub cubicles

Where's the crook one?

WATCH: Epic footage of All Black's scorching RWC try released online

It's AB's brilliance like you've never seen it before.

LISTEN: Chris Cornell's daughter releases her first single 'Far Away Places' produced by her dad

A great voice runs in the family

WATCH: Netflix release new trailer for Breaking Bad movie 'El Camino'

Did they just confirm that Walter White is dead!?

WATCH: Drowning Pool salute 'bad ass' woman's karaoke cover of 'Bodies'

"What a bad ass!"

Feedback Line: Spark Sport's Rugby World Cup stream

Some Kiwis didn't enjoy the All Blacks' RWC opener

Feedback Line: Choc Thins packets have shrunk and Kiwis are fuming

"WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF!?"

This is what happened when Bryce tried to impersonate a pilot

"You're going to a holding cell"

WATCH: K-Hole returns to get The Morning Rumble ready for the Rugby World Cup

"Go the Eels!"

WATCH: Korn play new songs live for the first time at album release

The band was backed by an acrobatic aerial performer.

UFO clips released by former Blink-182 singer Tom DeLonge are the real deal

"What the f**k is that thing!?"

WATCH: Battler makes legendary one-handed catch while holding two beers at the cricket

"LET'S GET ON THE GAS!

Dunc just made a F45 joke but called it F41 instead

Faaaail.

Here's your team! All Blacks name squad for Rugby World Cup opener

Not Bhed, Good Syze!

WATCH: The strangest places our listeners have gone for a "bike ride"

You lot love to go for "bike rides"

Tool drummer Danny Carey reveals band's timeline to 'knock out another record'

"It’s not going to take 12 years," apparently.

WATCH: Patrick Gower gets high on camera in his doco 'On Weed'

The doctor said hit it, Paddy!

KFC trialing a fried chicken & glazed doughnut burger and it's bloody glorious

This NEEDS to come to NZ.

WATCH: Brad tricks Jim into confessing he used 1GB of company data to watch porn

We've waited 3 years to release this video.

Jay has turned into a stiff and rubbish golfer for the Movember Mo Masters Golf Series

Someone please hook him up with proper lessons.

Paddy Gower talks WEED

More about cannabis and its legalisation in NZ.

The Prodigy remember Keith Flint on what would have been his 50th birthday

RIP Firestarter.

Tool's 'Fear Inoculum' had the third-highest first week album sales of 2019

And it could have been even better...

Patrick Gower on the price of weed if NZ legalise cannabis in 2020 'reeferendum'

WATCH: US Marine stops school fight with the most brutal double tackle you've ever seen

USA Rugby needs to send this guy to Japan, ASAP.

Caller Greg takes waterslide to the face

"We were just having fun" he said.

Mulls rips out Bryce for being bigger with the dads than the ladies

Is that right...

Feedback Line: The Rock 1500 Top 10

Everyone just can't be happy with it.

K-Hole's tips for surviving The Rock 1500

Go well New Zealand.

WATCH: Bryce 'Trash' Casey tries to perform the Slash solo from 'November Rain' on a keytar

He's hyped it all week, now it's time to put up or shut up

Bryce proves that ladies really love the keytar

They love some fast fingers.

Expert warns blokes to stop rubbing toothpaste on their junk to 'increase timing'

Just don't, lads.

KFC took note of our Westside Wedding and now you can tie the knot eating fried chicken

We did it first, just saying...

Bryce announced a special VIP guest for his keytar performance

Bring out the velvet rope.

LISTEN: Green Day & Weezer announce stadium tour by releasing new songs

New Green Day & Weezer ahead. How Good!

Villainy frontman Neil Fraser gives Bryce a rockstar keytar lesson

Take note, Bryce.

WATCH: Fan-shot footage from Metallica's first 'S&M2' concert

The final cut is going to be awesome!

WATCH: Mad dog Tesla driver caught napping behind the wheel at 90km/h

Please don't try this at home.

Rog & Mike tell Bryce he has to ace a Guns N' Roses solo live on a keytar at The Rock 1500 finale

If you're coming to the live event, sorry in advance.

Jay Reeve's Rock 1500 initiation

Is the new fella ready? We find out.

Maynard shares meme as Tool kick Taylor Swift from #1 on Billboard charts

What a day for Rock!

WATCH: Metallica thrash 'The Outlaw Torn' live for the first time since 2011

Be prepared for Metallica to mix up their set in NZ.

Rog's excited over the best news for the NRL in 30 years

Tina's here to stay.

WATCH: First 'Bad Boys For Life' trailer has arrived

Bad Boys are back.

The Rumble interview Travis Fimmel and Luke Bracey from war movie 'Danger Close: The Battle of Long Tan'

Jared Leto and Jay Reeve's awkward history involves the same chick

Maaate.

Jay and Dunc list down the biggest rock albums from the year 1991

1991 was a solid one!

WATCH: Trailer for Metallica's 'S&M2' concert released - and it WILL play in NZ

The cinema's gonna be rocking!

Bryce discovers why painters are the #2 dirtiest of all the trades

Dirty buggers.

Damian from Blindspott gives Bryce some vocal warm-up tips

He'll need more than this though.

Jay throws it back to 2008 when Dunc used to rock trucker hats and baggy jeans

2008: what a year.

Tool upload official versions of their past music videos

It gets better for Tool fans.

Restaurant in the shit for serving five people 86 shots during drinking session

Bro. Stop.

Rog vs Bohemian Rhapsody's movie vocalist - can you spot the difference?

Spoiler alert - this isn't hard at all.

Top Gun Rog can't parallel park but can sure "fly a plane"

Sure you can mate.

WATCH: My mum comaed out so I shaved her eyebrow off

What a bloody shambles.

WATCH: Previously unreleased version of Pink Floyd's 'Wish You Were Here'

The performance was recorded in 1990.

HAPPY TOOL DAY: Here are the links & lyrics to Tool's new album 'Fear Inoculum'

The day has arrived!

WATCH: The Morning Rumble's Circle of Hate

Time to rip the shit out of each other.

Tool open up on influences & themes of new album 'Fear Inoculum'

The new album drops tomorrow.

Chris Cornell to be honored with Gibson signature model tribute guitar

The perfect tribute to a rock legend.

WATCH: 'Joker' is born as Joaquin Phoenix goes mad in final trailer

This is going to be good!

WATCH: Mike's trip to Munich, Germany for the ultimate VIP Metallica experience

Hell of a trip!

Rog reckons you shouldn't take time off work when your dog dies

Dog coward.

All Blacks Rugby World Cup squad named

Here is the AB's World Cup side

The Morning Rumble address New Zealand's tragic suicide statistics

"You are not weak if you're battling."

This is where you can find New Zealand's best toasties

Thank us at lunch time.

WATCH: Zed perform their song 'Renegade Fighter'

The boys still got it.

How long does it take Jim to ruin a Ford Mondeo?

Thanks to the Red Line Raffle now we know.

Feedback Line: New Zealand shits on The Rock 1500

Alright then...

WATCH: First chilling look at Breaking Bad movie 'El Camino'

What happened to Jesse Pinkman?

KFC will begin trialling vegan fried chicken

"It’s confusing," but apparently "it’s also delicious."

WATCH: Can Rog actually remove a door from its hinge?

The results could surprise you.

15 songs that won't make The Rock 1500 because of some cooked spelling

"Freddie Mercury - Mama"

Bryce dropped his breakfast after getting too excited about The Rock 1500

What a way to kick off a Monday!

WATCH: Jimmy Barnes on what 'Shutting Down Your Town' means

Watch Barnes talk about the song, taken from his latest studio release, 'My Criminal Record'.

Slipknot will release 11 experimental & psychedelic outtakes from 'All Hope Is Gone' album

The wave of new Slipknot continues!

Bryce got told off by Sharyn for throwing dog shit in someone else's bin

Put your poo in your pocket.

WATCH: Old battler on mobility scooter leads police on low-speed chase in Timaru

Only in New Zealand

Dan Hooker books fight alongside teammate Israel Adesanya for UFC 243 in Melbourne

This is gonna be one wild night!

WATCH: Foo Fighters invite 5-year-old on stage and he absolutely stole the show

"Alright, kid, let me see those moves!"

WATCH: Bruce Springsteen releases trailer for feature film 'Western Stars'

The Boss will be starring in a brand new film.

Former Rolling Stone editor has the scoop on Tool's new album

Juicy stuff.

The Rumble meet 'Hippie' - a great NZ battler who survived 3 car explosions in 1 night

Watch as a Rumble legend is born

Bryce got burnt by Sharyn after forgetting where they went on honeymoon

Somebody got a bit too steamed.

WATCH: Dave Grohl & Rick Astley just Rick-rolled an entire club

Dave Grohl will never give you up or let you down.

Foo Fighters are on track to release a new album next year

How good!

LISTEN: New Slipknot songs that Corey Taylor says are like black metal David Bowie

Bowie meets Slipknot in new album.

Ali Williams bought DVDs in Cardiff while Jonah was busy buying a Maserati

His budget was slightly higher.

LISTEN: Highly Suspect release two new songs 'Upperdrugs' & '16'

Some fresh Highly Suspect for you.

WATCH: Caller describes his Brazilian Jiu Jitsu take down of a shoplifter

That's one way to do it.

NZ restaurant caught using 'pet food' in one of its meals

They will only make the dish for her family and not customers.

Ordinary Dr. Phil and wife find out real reason Jay's been doing the cooking for his wife

It's actually crack-up.

If you live in NZ, Dunc wants to offer you free luncheon!

He really does.

Feedback Line: New Zealanders reveal why they hate Aucklanders

Auckland didn't even ask.

WATCH: Foo Fighters invite bloke crowd surfing in a wheelchair on stage to smash guitar

How bloody cool is this band!

WATCH: Rog jinxes Bryce's NZ of the Year campaign and the dream is pretty much over

Why would you say that Rog!?

Tool: Full 'Fear Inoculum' tracklist, song and pre-order details revealed

Here's a breakdown of 10 ways you could potentially make a million bucks

ka-ching.

Tool albums re-enter NZ Top 40 while single 'Fear Inoculum' breaks Billboard record

The charts have never looked so good!

Satan is in Jay's family

And the devil's got a potty mouth apparently.

Jay explains the danger of a prolonged erection

listen up lads.

Watch the glorious site of 1000 rockers playing RATM's 'Killing In The Name' live

"F**K you i won't do what you tell me" X 1000

Rog pledges to stay off the grog after his weekend blow out

Sounds like somebody's had a word to him.

The Rock's Bryce Casey leads New Zealander of the Year nominations

Jay throws wife Anna under the bus and reads her Kmart shopping spree receipt!

Busted.

"Pepper Steak and Peanut Slab pie" is apparently a thing and it's dividing the internet

Would you?

Rog's "pull ya socks up" pep talk for the ABs

Simple as that is it Rog?

Rog's horrific Saturday night after watching the ABs

What happened to setting an example?

WATCH: Aussie nutter fly kicks scooter rider, throws himself at cars during Bali blowout

WTF bro...

Bloke could lose his junk after injecting boner-enhancing drugs and suffering two-week erection

Let this be a warning

Jim punished the office with 'motivational karaoke'

Make sure you vote in the Rock 1500 folks.

Tool's 'Fear Inoculum' album will include a friggin HD screen, speakers & a book

You're gonna wanna buy this bad boy.

Is this the laziest logo ever? Porirua City Council spent $98,000 on a 'limp' smiley face

No, Jim wasn't the designer.

Slipknot's new album 'We Are Not Your Kind' is here with another lively music video

"It's uncompromising, unrelenting and unrepentant."

Caller comes through with fake motorbike sound then ends up WINNING comp

Not bad. Good size.

Feedback Line: People are feeling underwhelmed with Tool's brand new track

They just can't appreciate it.

LISTEN: Tool release first single in 13 years 'Fear Inoculum'

The day new Tool comes out has finally arrived

Jay explains what will happen when you accidentally fall into a pool of sharks

Don't fret.

Jay and Dunc absolutely fizz over this gem of a pre-loved Ford XR6 Falcon

Score!

Producer Jeremy comes in hot with useless talent

Someone's been practicing.

WATCH: Blokes are caught off guard when their missus deliver surprise babies

They weren't expecting that.

LISTEN: Some monster actually made the Tool & Justin Beiber mashup of our nightmares

Listen... if you dare...

Bryce's looking into drinking urine as a new cure to baldness

What the heck.

Tool's Adam Jones says new Tool album is 85 minutes long with seven tracks

And we're playing one tomorrow!