LISTEN: New Slipknot songs that Corey Taylor says are like black metal David Bowie

Bowie meets Slipknot in new album.

Ali Williams bought DVDs in Cardiff while Jonah was busy buying a Maserati

His budget was slightly higher.

LISTEN: Highly Suspect release two new songs 'Upperdrugs' & '16'

Some fresh Highly Suspect for you.

WATCH: Caller describes his Brazilian Jiu Jitsu take down of a shoplifter

That's one way to do it.

NZ restaurant caught using 'pet food' in one of its meals

They will only make the dish for her family and not customers.

Ordinary Dr. Phil and wife find out real reason Jay's been doing the cooking for his wife

It's actually crack-up.

If you live in NZ, Dunc wants to offer you free luncheon!

He really does.

Feedback Line: New Zealanders reveal why they hate Aucklanders

Auckland didn't even ask.

WATCH: Foo Fighters invite bloke crowd surfing in a wheelchair on stage to smash guitar

How bloody cool is this band!

WATCH: Rog jinxes Bryce's NZ of the Year campaign and the dream is pretty much over

Why would you say that Rog!?

Tool: Full 'Fear Inoculum' tracklist, song and pre-order details revealed

Here's a breakdown of 10 ways you could potentially make a million bucks

ka-ching.

Tool albums re-enter NZ Top 40 while single 'Fear Inoculum' breaks Billboard record

The charts have never looked so good!

Satan is in Jay's family

And the devil's got a potty mouth apparently.

Jay explains the danger of a prolonged erection

listen up lads.

Watch the glorious site of 1000 rockers playing RATM's 'Killing In The Name' live

"F**K you i won't do what you tell me" X 1000

Rog pledges to stay off the grog after his weekend blow out

Sounds like somebody's had a word to him.

The Rock's Bryce Casey leads New Zealander of the Year nominations

Jay throws wife Anna under the bus and reads her Kmart shopping spree receipt!

Busted.

"Pepper Steak and Peanut Slab pie" is apparently a thing and it's dividing the internet

Would you?

Rog's "pull ya socks up" pep talk for the ABs

Simple as that is it Rog?

Rog's horrific Saturday night after watching the ABs

What happened to setting an example?

WATCH: Aussie nutter fly kicks scooter rider, throws himself at cars during Bali blowout

WTF bro...

Bloke could lose his junk after injecting boner-enhancing drugs and suffering two-week erection

Let this be a warning

Jim punished the office with 'motivational karaoke'

Make sure you vote in the Rock 1500 folks.

Poo Towns of NZ - Kerikeri

Your poo towns, Kerikeri.

Tool's 'Fear Inoculum' album will include a friggin HD screen, speakers & a book

You're gonna wanna buy this bad boy.

Is this the laziest logo ever? Porirua City Council spent $98,000 on a 'limp' smiley face

No, Jim wasn't the designer.

Slipknot's new album 'We Are Not Your Kind' is here with another lively music video

"It's uncompromising, unrelenting and unrepentant."

Caller comes through with fake motorbike sound then ends up WINNING comp

Not bad. Good size.

Feedback Line: People are feeling underwhelmed with Tool's brand new track

They just can't appreciate it.

LISTEN: Tool release first single in 13 years 'Fear Inoculum'

The day new Tool comes out has finally arrived

Jay explains what will happen when you accidentally fall into a pool of sharks

Don't fret.

Jay and Dunc absolutely fizz over this gem of a pre-loved Ford XR6 Falcon

Score!

Producer Jeremy comes in hot with useless talent

Someone's been practicing.

WATCH: Blokes are caught off guard when their missus deliver surprise babies

They weren't expecting that.

LISTEN: Some monster actually made the Tool & Justin Beiber mashup of our nightmares

Listen... if you dare...

Bryce's looking into drinking urine as a new cure to baldness

What the heck.

Tool's Adam Jones says new Tool album is 85 minutes long with seven tracks

And we're playing one tomorrow!

Dunc reckons Ford cars specially the Rangers are sh*t

Jay disagrees.

Rog, Bryce and Mulls piss themselves after calling Rog a "perverted coward"

This chat really spiralled outta control.

WATCH: Listener gets confused over our "cycling code" yarns about threesomes

Just when we thought you all got what we meant...

Dunc will save some fingers for the snappers before getting cremated

That's what he said.

Jay gets Dunc good with Rock 1500 stitch-up

The fact Jay drops is actually pretty impressive..

WATCH: Canterbury bloke's powerful video about looking after your mental health goes viral

Bloody powerful stuff.

Mulls exposes Bryce's puny calf muscles after missing leg day so many times

His calves are just so small.

Brodie Retallick's one armed Holden Kingswood build

Keeping busy even with one arm...

Rog spent Friday night vaping with his daughter's 18 year old friends

If you were on the fence about if vaping was cool, this should settle it.

Poo Towns of NZ - Upper Hutt

Some 50Cent for you, Upper Hutt.

Tool's full back catalogue is now available on all digital & streaming services

What a day for Tool fans!

Brodie Retallick on his road to recovery after his shoulder injury

Getting the shoulder back into the beast.

Bryce gets his bear facts from the "talking cow" on The Wiggles

The talking cow knows best.

WATCH: AC/DC release rare 1979 performance of 'Whole Lotta Rosie'

AC/DC's 40th anniversary 'Highway to Hell' celebrations continue..

WATCH: 'Battle of Area 51' Prediction Video to the tune of DragonForce is bang on

Still keen to storm?

Up your daily nut intake to increase sexual pleasure

60 grams a day gets a bit of load away.

Robert Taylor returns to Rock Drive

Well this was unexpected..

WATCH: Bloke left 2L tub of ice-cream on his nuts which got frostbite

Black nut ice-cream anyone?

Bryce's 18 month old son Tyson laughs at his little piece when they shower together

And completely lose their shit when "Mum Bush" is uttered...

WATCH: Wave pool decides to become a 'tsunami pool' injuring over 40 people

That's a bloody big wave for such a small pool...

Metallica's 'S&M2' will play in theaters world wide for one night only

The cinema's gonna be rockin'

Paramedic once helped a bloke who had his member stuck in a wedding ring

How on earth!?

Pissed as Dunc couldn't remember previous night so Jay fills him in

Looks like Dunc had a big one at the pie awards.

WATCH: UFC star Israel Adesanya scares the life out of Rog after he tried to call him out

Don't talk shit, Rog

Where to find New Zealand's best pies

And the best pie of 2019 is...

Doctor advises against chicks icing vajooj due to heat

Don't do it.

WATCH: Drunk bloke gets bitten by snake, bites back to get revenge

Dude was having none of it...

WATCH: Rog called out UFC interim Champ Israel Adesanya and we're certain he's about to die

Ever seen a man sign his own death warrant?

Jay explains his theory on Manscaping

You can tell a lot about a man's 'lawn' by their facial hair.

WATCH: First look at epic Jonah Lomu mini-series 'Jonah'

This is going to be some some must-watch TV

WATCH: Slipknot pause set to stop people getting trampled in the mosh pit

"No one's getting hurt on my watch!"

Bryce threw the All Blacks off their game after sending them dick pics

This is why we drew.

Spotify reckons Nirvana are playing a gig next month, bassist has perfect response

You okay there, Spotify?

Jim reveals top 7 things your lady likes more than anything according to stats

Jim being Hitch for five mins.

Jay and Dunc get the results back for their new pie

Nothing like some tough love.

The office try Jay & Dunc's new pie creation

Is this the next big thing!?

Poo towns of NZ - Ngaruawahia

Here's your poo towns, Ngaruawahia!

Final Soundgarden album 'stalled' after Chris Cornell recordings were withheld from band

"We tried to get this going two years ago."

Rog's got some really weird stuff on his mind

Rog. You're crook mate.

WATCH: This 14-year-old battler lasso a massive 1.8 meter sturgeon in creek

This young fella just became a local legend.

Jay has the best advice for Dunc for the Bakels NZ Supreme Pie Awards

Wise words from Jay...

Ross Taylor's full interview with The Rumble after THAT cricket game

"I don't want to watch the game, ever again."

Jim has a go at being a F45 gym instructor

The very first Jim on the job, what a mess.

WATCH: Mike King expands I Am Hope service after whooping $366k Spare Change donation

Together we raised over $366k - this is how it will be used.

WATCH: The Rumble deliver Mike King & I Am Hope a Spare Change cheque for $366,602

Bryce hands Mike King the official Spare Change cheque - job done.

Jim gets savagely called out about his pecker

Dunc reckons he's seen it

The Rumble countdown NZ's top 5 trampoline injuries and it left us speechless

"I did not expect to hear that - ever!"

Couple names kid 'Otara Bus Shed' and you already know why

Ohhh dear..

WATCH: Girlfriend loses her mind, smashes laptop on boyfriend's head after he 'looked at another woman'

Holy hecka lady...

WATCH: Taika Waititi rips Hitler a new one in hilarious 'anti-hate satire' movie 'Jojo Rabbit'

This is "anti-hate satire" GOLD

Israel Adesanya and Robert Whittaker unification fight set and it could be UFC's biggest ever

This will be a history-making fight

Any ideas on what pie Dunc wants to create?

He's hoping this one will take the Bakels NZ Supreme Pie Awards!

WATCH: Australia's worst drug mule crashes van into parked police car with $200m of meth on-board

And idiot of the day goes to...

Fancy Jim coming and helping out at your workplace?

Jim could be on the job.

Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' reaches 1 billion views & they want to celebrate with you

And Queen want you for their next music video...

WATCH: Bryce could be NZer of the Year and Rog & Mulls can't fathom the whole thing

"We don't need this New Zealand... We can't have this on air for the rest of our lives."

WATCH: The next places to storm in the world after Area 51

Where has the world decided to storm next?

WATCH: Slipknot's bloody heavy new single & music video 'Solway Firth'

Slipknot drop another single ahead of album release.

Bloke gets caught using someone else's plane tickets - ends up dishing out $300

Busted.

Australian pot grower avoids jail because his weed was totally shit and 'unusable'

The judge noted his weed was 'unusable'

Rog wasted $1000 on a trip to see Mt Fuji in Japan - but couldn't see a damn thing

Just when he decides to splash out.

Rog reckons the Dustbuster proves that man really went to the moon

Now that explains it all...

WATCH: Kiwi 'Dan The Hangman' Hooker back to his best after epic first-round UFC knockout

NZ's UFC lighweight is back in the winner's circle...

WATCH: This is how you win a prize on air! Rock Wars edition

Yeeeaa boi.

Legends of The Rock 1500: Remembering the top 15 from EVERY countdown

Take a look back at The Rock 1500's top songs

WATCH: Silver Ferns are Netball World Cup champions after beating Australia

"It's not just for us, its for everybody in New Zealand."

YES BOY! The Rock's Bryce Casey nominated for New Zealander of the Year

Bloody well deserved, Bruce!

WATCH: Tom Cruise drops first trailer for 'Top Gun: Maverick' and Rog is pissing himself

Rog can't control his excitement.

Two young Kiwi lads have opened New Zealand's ONLY vinyl press

They'll make NZ's first vinyls in more than 30 years.

Dan Hooker on taking the hits and spontaneous fight call times

Day in the life of the hangman.

WATCH: The Jet-powered 'Flyboard' has already been invented and no one told us

About time!

WATCH: AC/DC share rare vintage 'Highway to Hell' performance for 40th anniversary

The footage hasn't been since since 2007

WATCH: The Coast Guard stop a whole damn submarine carrying $850m worth of cocaine in the Pacific Ocean

They just jumped on it and opened it like a can of beans.

Greta Van Fleet are 'working on something quite different' for second album

Young rockers could be changing up their style.

Jay's mate revealed what his webcam girl wife does to rake in the cash

That's one way to do it.

Sickening moment amusement park ride snaps in half is the stuff of nightmares

Two people were killed and 29 injured.

WATCH: Dunc's shit yarns between songs behind the scenes

The sort of shit he really yarns about off-air.

WATCH: Heavy Metal Knitting Championship is a thing and it's as ridiculous as it sounds

"It's ridiculous, and everyone should try it"

WATCH: Queen kick off 'Rhapsody' tour in Canada with packed setlist

Here's a small taste of what Kiwis can look forward to seeing...

WATCH: Moment UK's most haunted doll threatens to burn this bloke's eyes out

No beef, mate..

WATCH: Blackcaps fall to England at the brink of the most thrilling Cricket World Cup final ever

The best draw you'll ever see

Poo Towns of NZ - Porirua

Porirua, Welly! Here's your Poo Towns.

Jay threw Scientist Dunc off his deep space facts

That threw him off completely.

Jay got far too excited about Beauden Barrett moving to the Blues

Wowee.

WATCH: Elders reacting to Slipknot goes better than expected

"I loved it! Give me more!"

WATCH: Bloke goes nuts at bagel shop because he's short and women won't date him

Mate, it's a bagel shop not speed dating...

WATCH: Glorious moment metal fans help young buck in wheelchair crowd surf goes viral

Metal fans are a different breed of awesome

Newsreader Mel stopped eating meat because of a sharting incident

That's one way to do it.

WATCH: Blackcaps produce epic bowling effort to shock India and reach CWC final

What. A. Game.

WATCH: Rob & Kirk from Metallica cover Rammstein at German show

Rob can sing in German. Who knew!?

WATCH: Another Aussie burnout gender reveal fail ends in an explosion and flames

Yup. Another one.

WATCH: Jim the rugby battler is still lacing up at 76 years old

What a legend.

Govt's Clean Car Discount explained: Why utes, SUVs and V8s will be more expensive in 2021

Why are utes going to be more expensive? We explain...

WATCH: Limp Bizkit perform part of new song 'Wasteoid' live

"Yes, we're giving you a little tast of our new album right here.'

WATCH: Ribz from The Block isn't afraid to have a crack at his wife Lisa

He can't stop poking the bear.

Jay knows a PT who gets paid to makes his "dogs go fetch"

This is pretty low stuff.

WATCH: The Who play new song 'Hero Ground Zero' live, jam with Eddie Vedder

They promised a new album, and here's your first taste...

WATCH: Bloke chucks on 15 layers of clothes to dodge baggage fees

Anything to save a buck...

NSFW: Couple caught mid-sex act in the mosh pit during metal gig

This is a different kind of head banging...

Jay knows a guy who defused bombs while being attacked by a dog

What a yarn.

LISTEN: Foo Fighters release surprise EP with 'elusive' live tracks

"A good day to take a look in the Foos Files"

WATCH: Brutal flying knee delivers the fastest knockout in UFC history

After months of trash talk, the fight didn't fail to deliver with the fastest finish in UFC history.

WATCH: Crusaders coach Scott Robertson breakdances after winning third Super Rugby title

Razor!

Poo Towns of NZ - New Plymouth

New Plymouth, get this in your ear holes.

WATCH: Streaker steals the spotlight during ENG vs NZ Cricket World Cup match

Not the balls we were expecting on the field.

WATCH: Rog's terrible 'Where is Rog Digging' puns

How did this even get over the line?

Brad Weber's donating his old kit to Rog after getting selected for the Abs

What a great story of determination.

Aussie thief caught stuffing a "hot meal of spaghetti" down his pants from supermarket

What a flaming idiot.

Jay's mate accidentally sends a vid of himself 'feeding the chooks' to his entire family

Maaaate.

Mulls ditched Bryce and left him to do the show alone

"Yeah look... .I wasn't feeling it"

Matthew McConaughey's bro was too pissed for this phone interview with Mike and Jay

He was all over the place with this one.

Watch Metallica perform 'Master of Puppets' in the torrential rain

This is EPIC.

Jim Beam warehouse filled with 45,000 barrels of bourbon goes up in flames

That's 9 million litres up in flames. Ouch.

Guess what Dunc did to his missus' placenta after baby...

They definitely did not chuck it...

WATCH: Mulls nails his attempt at the Bottle Cap Challenge

The Chuggernaut strikes again.

WATCH: The Springfield Store & Cafe is at it again with their rude customer antics

The rudest cafe in the country.

$366,602 total raised for Bryce's Spare Change bowling challenge for I Am Hope

That's 2,865 free counselling sessions to those who need it. Incredible.

Watch 270+ musicians play KISS "I Was Made For Lovin' You" at the same time

How epic is this?

Korn release new song 'You'll Never Find Me"

If you like seeing heaps of cords tangled together, you'll love this video.

Hamilton McDonald's worker loses her shit at drive-thru customer over 24-hour menu

Come for the 2am cheeseburger, stay for being called a little bitch.

WATCH: All Blacks unveil new-look jersey for 2019 Rugby World Cup

The jersey pays homage to both Māori and Japanese cultures, along with the three World Cup they've won in 1987, 2011 and 2015.

Liam Gallagher dedicates 'Champagne Supernova' to The Prodigy's Keith Flint at Glastonbury

Pretty awesome.

8ft. tapeworm found in 9-year old waterbed!

Yuck.

Rog loses it laughing over a 70-year-old "bagging" a 40 year old

Vintage Big Dog here.

Well trained doggo helps security guard owner sleep on the job and not get busted

This security guard and his doggo are useless.

Caller nails The Block NZ: Firehouse theme song then disses yesterdays caller

Bit of shade being thrown around here..

Creech from the office reviews the new CTR game

This is every gamer's wet dream, apparently.

Bryce comes up with a new trick for Levi Sherwood

Take it or leave it mate.

MMA Fighter Jorge Kanella docked a point for his cheeky toe Hopoate

This is one place where I think we can all agree you shouldn't get kicked in by someone's big toe!

Boss Brad revealed that he wears clamps on his extremely erect nipples

Whatever gets you going.

Dunc's bloody hilarious description of watching his second child 'Murray' being delivered by C-section

Congrats Dunc and Dixie!

Bryce & John Day clash over this weekend's Super Rugby game

When your mates support the other team.

The Rumble revealed that Rog is secretly a lingerie thief

This is so easy to imagine.

Thousands of Danish heavy metal fans perform haka for Alien Weaponry at festival

This is f**king epic!

Mike and Jay lose it after caller blunders The Block NZ: Firehouse theme

Yeah, dunno if she nailed that one.

Elephant goes full Farrelly mode when model tries taking photo with it

She was doing it for the 'gram. He wasn't.

WATCH: Lockie doesn't own a toothbrush so he goes to the dentist every week

Such a healthy specimen.

Mulls got caught out with peanut butter on his face

The cameras are always on around here.

Reno Rog opened up the DIY hotline to answer all your burning questions

This is what they teach at building school.

Aimee isn't happy that Bryce is ditching Scotty Mclaughlin for a birthday party

How could he turn this down?

WATCH: Aussie cop stops his own interview to tackle (level) fleeing bloke

Not in my interview, mate.

Feedback Line: The rest of the country reckon we need to harden up about the cold

Some people just can't take a joke.

The 10 most underrated Metallica songs ever - Fan vote

A 10-minute banger from Load took the top spot.

WATCH: Kane Williamson smashes a massive six to seal tough Blackcaps win against South Africa

Kane Williamson you beauty!

Mick Fleetwood reckons Fleetwood Mac's '7-mile cocaine line' story is actually spot on

That's quite an achievement...

WATCH: Bruce Springsteen releases 'Western Stars' music video

Springsteen's latest vid takes you on an emotional journey in Oklahoma.

Bryce discovers a song from The Wiggles that they wrote about him

Tyson's already a big fan.

WATCH: New game 'Maneater' is basically "like GTA if you were a shark"

Ever wanted to be the shark from Jaws? Good news.

Bryce uncovers what an engaged Sharyn did during her Contiki

Who the heck is Pedro?

This massive Huntsman spider ate an entire bloody POSSUM

Just another reason to NOT visit Australia...

Casey-Mulligan Management looks into the sheath cleaning business

Well this is a brand new low...

WATCH: Tyla and Jess get hitched in our first-ever Westside Wedding

What a nice day for a West wedding.

Seether working towards a 2020 release for new album

Poo Towns of NZ - Amberley

Get this in your earholes, Amberley!

Jay's touching encounter with a ChCh victim's mother in Starship Hospital

Well said, Jay.

Jay tells Dunc the real reason why he hasn't accepted Dunc's FB friend request

It's been 6 months since Dunc sent out the request...

Miss June are NZ's latest punk export with new track 'Best Girl'

Dunc's old man's cracker conversation makes our Betoota news

Rene is back at it again.

Cheap wedding rings and healthy lifestyle chat with our resident GC - Ordinary Dr. Phil

Our resident GC is back with Qs to your As!

WATCH: Are dogs the real reason behind broken relationships

Surely not.

WATCH: How to be a judge on DWTS in everyday life

They're all pretty mental.