Shavo Odadjian from System Of A Down performs 'Toxicity' for pre-schoolers

8 minutes ago

Jim claims his wife has been cheating to try get another day off

Oh, at another place he doesn't work for the record.

13/12/2018

Mulls took an 11am bubble bath after straining himself on the rowing machine

The body of a 60-year-old.

13/12/2018

Jim tries getting off another workplace he doesn't work for

Jim gets off is back again, what a guy.

12/12/2018

Check out Jim's xmas gift ideas for brothers

Time to get the bro one of these!

12/12/2018

WATCH: How many takes do Rog, Bryce and Mulls need to record a commercial?

Just when you thought gas-bagging down a microphone was easy enough.

12/12/2018

With Bryce away, Mulls finally got to play 'Snoopy's Christmas' on air

He's finally done it.

12/12/2018

Mum sends five-year-old son to school nativity with sex doll sheep

That's definitely a yarn coming up at the kid's 21st.

12/12/2018

Jim tries to call in sick at a place he doesn't actually work

New segment alert!.

11/12/2018

Former student spills the beans on Jay's past as a teacher

He was simultaneously one of the best teachers I've had but also one of the worst.

11/12/2018

Getting to know half of the new Drive show Jay Reeve

A bit of a Q & A with the new bloke.

11/12/2018

Rog is back to mowing his lawns after 7 weeks of finger leave

He's taking it easy with the throttle though

11/12/2018

Watch Dave Grohl play his old band Nirvana's 'All Apologies' at a surprise club show

How awesome would this have been to see live.

11/12/2018

Deadpool takes hilarious defensive stance against Nickelback haters in latest 'Once Upon A Deadpool' trailer

Everyone loves to take shots at Nickelback. Ryan Reynolds is having none of it.

11/12/2018

Mulls ditched The Rock Christmas party to watch Notting Hill at home

What an end to the night.

10/12/2018

Rog ran over a "human turd" in the work carpark in his Vitz

Rog's had a pretty shit day.

10/12/2018

How a hungover Mulls injured a 5-year-old at a trampoline park

Nice one Mulls.

10/12/2018

Pogues frontman responds to calls to ban 'Fairytale of New York' over its homophobic slur

Your favourite Christmas tune is under fire from some critics.

10/12/2018

WATCH: Aussie bloke gets kicked by a kangaroo, doesn't spill his beer

Not all heroes wear capes.

09/12/2018

WATCH: Game of Thrones drops Season 8 teaser trailer

The hype is real.

07/12/2018

Mulls gets crushed when listener has no idea what 'The Crowd Goes Wild' is

Don't worry Mel. You're not missing much.

07/12/2018

What Joseph Parker has learnt from losing and dealing with the haters

He know's who his true supporters are.

07/12/2018

Bloke mixes up his Christmas presents, gives his dad a sex toy intended for his wife

Bet he wanted to get straight into it.

07/12/2018

Blind man sues Playboy because he can't use their website

No, it's not Rog.

06/12/2018

How not to request a song: Part 4

Just another rinsed human who wants to hear a certain song on Rock Nights.

05/12/2018

Rog retracts his foolish statement that he'd drink less in 2019

In fact, he's going to drink more.

05/12/2018

Watch this chick demolish this monstrous 50oz burger like it's nothing

Is this what love feels like?

05/12/2018

The Morning Rumble's Top 5 most offensive things they never want to hear or say on the radio

You'll never catch us saying these things... ever.

05/12/2018

Aussie couple's gender reveal burnout goes wrong, car catches fire

The pink smoke quickly turned black.

05/12/2018

WATCH: Eddie Vedder performs 'Imagine' and 'Better Man' with gospel choir at Global Citizen Festival

Worth a watch.

05/12/2018

Baz from Wood For The Trees on raising money for mental health

What a bloody great cause.

04/12/2018

Mel and Producer Melissa try help Bryce figure out what to get Sharyn for Xmas

Perhaps a nice massage...

04/12/2018

Loud sex noise interrupts UK championship snooker match

Looks like he wasn't the only one trying to sink the pink that night.

04/12/2018

Aussie tradie tasers himself in the face while trying to light a dart

Strayaaa.

04/12/2018

A very steamed Rog slid into Producer Melissa's DMs late on Friday night

What was he even hoping for?

03/12/2018

Bryce literally shat the bed when he was home sick last week with gastro

Just when you thought he was a grown man...

03/12/2018

WATCH: two blokes in a donkey costume absolutely cane themselves during a charity running race

Hands-down the funniest thing we've seen in ages.

03/12/2018

Jay Reeve taught some of the nation's biggest meatheads how to cook

30/11/2018

Jay Reeve's kids look more like the Honey Badger who was in town at the time

Time for a DNA test?

30/11/2018

Mulls warns Jay Reeve about the downside of working on the drive show in 2019

Working with the hairy chainsaw himself

30/11/2018

Gender reveal video causes $11m worth of damage

They do say having children is expensive....

30/11/2018

Rog roasts Producer Ryan's "millennial attention span" because he hates Dunkirk

Don't insult the Big Dog's favourite movie.

29/11/2018

Mulls hijacks Producer Melissa's Tinder, finds her perfect match

Tinder's obviously not as hard as it seems...

29/11/2018

Best mate pranks groom on his wedding day, pretending to be his bride

Absolute gold.

29/11/2018

Rumble listeners play the accent game - but Chewy takes it out yet again

Nobody beats Chewy.

28/11/2018

Riot squad gets called to out of control party where mum is too busy doing a keg stand

Only in West Auckland

28/11/2018

WATCH: hang glider clings for life after instructor forgets to attach him to craft

This is what nightmares are made of.

28/11/2018

Netflix release official trailer for "Springsteen on Broadway" and it looks incredible

Springsteen fans, you're in for a real treat this December.

28/11/2018

Jim's "Make It Clink" video for National Crate Day

What happens when you ask Jim to do a safety message for National Crate Day...

28/11/2018

Bryce dogs the boys again, ditches their Snoopy punishment and Ubers home instead

Well played, Casey.

27/11/2018

Patty Gower reveals he accidentally got hella blazed over the weekend

Okay Patty, whatever you say mate.

27/11/2018

Bryce plays Pantera twice instead of Snoopy's Christmas

On ya Bruce.

26/11/2018

Some joker dressed up as Pennywise and played Slipknot on the drums

Actually pretty good.

26/11/2018

WATCH: Beardwatch at the NZ Tattoo & Art Festival

Just a bunch of bearded blokes, in slow motion.

25/11/2018

Dunc chats to die-hard Rock fan Georgia from Texas

Even her dog tunes in. Bloody amazing!

23/11/2018

Dunc chats to die-hard Rock fan Georgia from Texas

Even her dog tunes in. Bloody amazing!

23/11/2018

WATCH: Freestyle MX rider Taka Higashino rides his motorbike on the Auckland Sky Tower

How's this for gutsy.

23/11/2018

MX rider and loose unit Ronnie Mac gives Bryce shit for riding scooters

Live radio at its finest

23/11/2018

Throwback to 1993 - Kurt Cobain stops mid-song to kick someone out for sexually harassing girls

Great dude.

23/11/2018

Rog's wife Lisa savagely roasts him over his new Mustang

It's downhill from here, Rog.

22/11/2018

WATCH: The types of people you'll see on National Crate Day

Which one are you?

22/11/2018

Bryce gets pissed off over Mulls' Christmas tree life hack

A new low for the Rumble.

22/11/2018

Watch the official trailer for "Once Upon A Deadpool"

This looks bloody good.

22/11/2018

Someone tested their new 4K UHD camera by videoing girls bouncing on trampolines in super slow motion

Please enjoy in 4K with some good speakers after you watch it on your phone while pooping.

22/11/2018

Female Brazilian jiu-jitsu fighter makes thief her bitch after he tried stealing her bag

How's that for karma.

22/11/2018

Mulls' PSA for parents on the "private" school run

The saltiest bunch of all

21/11/2018

Bloke tried to circumnavigate NZ on a jetski after hearing Rog talk about it

Why you shouldn't listen to any of Rog's ideas

21/11/2018

Fan rushes Corey Taylor on stage, gets annihilated by security

In Corey's own words - sucks to be you, dude.

21/11/2018

Bryce has taken a day off work after busting his shoulder on a Lime scooter

Too busy being a hipster...

21/11/2018

Bryce destroys the punishing old hater who told him "he'd never make it" in radio

To everyone who's battled with haters in life, this one's for you.

20/11/2018

Bloke does a rock cover of the Bunnings Warehouse theme song

On ya mate.

20/11/2018

Mulls smugly predicted that the Blackcaps would win

He called it.

20/11/2018

Blackcaps steal win from Pakistan with incredible comeback victory

Me oh my we enjoyed that yes boy!

20/11/2018

Watch Neil Finn & Eddie Vedder jam with Mike Campbell in the bathroom

Anywhere's fine as long as you've got a guitar with you.

20/11/2018

Devilskin on their European tour and supporting Slash in 2019

Not bad for a little kiwi band from the Tron.

19/11/2018

Mulls goes into full panic mode over the AB's losing a test match

Absolutely no thought into the game around here.

19/11/2018

WATCH: Muse perform "Pressure" live on Jimmy Fallon

Shit they're good.

19/11/2018

Villainy release new music video for "Raised in the Dark"

The vid captures the house party that caused irreparable damage to Neil's flat due to 4 litres of beer sinking through the floorboards.

19/11/2018

Formula 3 driver Sophia Floersch fractures spine in gnarly 280km/h crash at Macau Grand Prix

Holy shit.

19/11/2018

Brad gets his truck doused in mud while partying at Rock Island

Imagine being tired, hungover, and coming home to find this mess.

18/11/2018

Serbians are outraged over owl statue that looks like a giant penis

The erected art piece has been a real hoot.

16/11/2018

A band paid for Facebook likes to secure a European tour... then played to empty crowds

Do they really suck that bad?

16/11/2018

Famous kiwis congratulate Bryce for 10 years on The Morning Rumble

We didn't expect him to last that long.

16/11/2018

Bunnings have to change how they serve their snags over this "safety" rule

How the hell do you slip on an onion?

14/11/2018

Bryce uses his newfound "radio superpower" to correctly guess where 3 listeners are from

This just screams of bullshit.

14/11/2018

Gisborne Herald cocked up big time, accidentally called Stan Lee "Spike Lee" in obituary

That's not like Herald to get something wrong.

14/11/2018

Rog says his relationship deal-breaker are girls who "really love their dogs"

What a strange, strange man he is.

13/11/2018

WATCH: The most drunk and wasted people at Christchurch Cup Day

Move over Melbourne Cup, it's Addington's time to shine.

13/11/2018

Marvel Comics superhero creator Stan Lee dies at 95

The man who created so many of our childhood memories has passed away. RIP Stan Lee.

13/11/2018

Dunc's passport fail that stopped him from going to Rock Island Fiji

BRUH.

12/11/2018

Dunc's passport fail that stopped him from going to Rock Island Fiji

BRUH.

12/11/2018

Father of the Year shoves his kid in front of ball to save goal

Zero f**ks given.

12/11/2018

Poo Towns of NZ - Tokoroa

the place of talking poles and missing caravan wheels.

09/11/2018

WATCH: Mel & Dell on getting too comfortable too soon with your partner

Better to get things out in the open

09/11/2018

Why Simon Mannering has been avoiding The Rumble on purpose

Someone was a bit too happy over text...

09/11/2018

Jim chats with the bloke who invented the Double Brown Sausage

One hell of a food creation this.

09/11/2018

According to anonymous Wikipedia page Roger Farrelly is a criminal

Interesting stuff...

09/11/2018

Bryce discovers the sinister reason why a decapitated rat and two dead birds were put on his front lawn

Better start leaving town now...

08/11/2018

Jed Mildon pulled off a triple back-flip in his work-boots

Surely he'd be getting a free pair for life

08/11/2018

Rog makes Chris Jericho's shit list

What a stinker of a question.

07/11/2018

Bloke loses a leg after volcano erupts on him while camping at Mt Ruapehu

This is pretty bloody incredible

07/11/2018

Remi Malek really "pulls off" Freddie Mercury according to Bryce

We're sure this wasn't in the movie...

06/11/2018

Bryce gets shut down trying to get a photo with Floyd Mayweather in Tokyo

Well he tried...

06/11/2018

Rog gives the Tim Tam slam a blow, *cough* go

The Big Dog really goes for it...

06/11/2018

WATCH: Metallica pulled out one beauty of an acoustic set that will give ya chills

San Fran got a rare treat over the weekend.

06/11/2018

Jim stitches up Kiwi who looked after the Royals

This poor woman thought she was in serious trouble, what a great sport.

05/11/2018

Ashburton features in the latest Poo Towns of NZ

If you're from this south island town, hard luck. Enjoy.

02/11/2018

Dunc stitches up Thane, makes him spill the "beans" on his brutally graphic hemorrhoids

Fun fact: Apparently soap is bad for your bum hole.

01/11/2018

WATCH: Red Hot Chili Peppers surprised kids with a Halloween show at their school

Never wanted to go back to school as badly as we do right now...

01/11/2018

WATCH: Eight years deep, nun decides to become a porn star

One hell of a life change.

01/11/2018

Slipknot just dropped a charging new track titled 'All Out Life'

Whaddup maggots. It's finally feeding time. NEW SLIPKNOT.

01/11/2018

WATCH: Is this the best Freddie Mercury impression ever?

Let's be fair, this is impressive.

31/10/2018

Scientists studied 109 hours of porn to create an AI that gives out gobbies

One small suck from a robot. One huge blow for mankind.

31/10/2018

Motorsport legend Craig Lowndes tells us how he celebrated winning Bathurst seven times

A true icon.

31/10/2018

WATCH: Bloke loses patience with drunken punisher outside his house, knocks him out

Don't go pissing on another man's fence...

31/10/2018

Mulls has been targeted by sextortion scammer, listen to his brutal voicemail

Tough luck "needle dick."

30/10/2018

WATCH: Kiwi bloke plugs in his electric guitar and serenades herd of cows with doom metal

Ol' mate Tom's resurfaced and he's defo worth a re-watch.

30/10/2018

Slipknot and The Wiggles have come together in one hell of an unsettling mash up

Internet. What have you done.

30/10/2018

Levi Sherwood shares his expert opinion on Mike doing a backflip

Mike Garvey is being coached by the absolute best in the world.

29/10/2018

WATCH: Gracias Jez for this song about Rog and the lawn mower

Rog fought the lawn and the lawn won...

29/10/2018

Three epic rock bands who bloody well hate their band names

Turns out the Foos don't love being the Foos.

29/10/2018

Bloke got his arm ripped off at 5-years-old after putting his hand in a belt

Holy hecka! What a story.

29/10/2018

Poo Towns of NZ - Otorohanga

A bit of rap flare from Jez this time around.

26/10/2018

Mulls watches a bear get shot instead of doing his radio show

Could you pay some attention please mate.

26/10/2018

Thane actually nearly killed Dunc

Take some bloody responsibility, mate.

26/10/2018

Thane actually nearly killed Dunc

Take some bloody responsibility, mate.

26/10/2018

Duncan Heyde talks National Crate Day after it makes the news

Some real sense from Dunc here.

26/10/2018

WATCH: Bloke burns his house down after trying to kill spiders with blowtorch

Holy shit mate. Line. Ya crossed it. Worse. You set the god damn line on fire. WITH A BLOWTORCH.

26/10/2018

Bryce saves life of baby boomer trapped in a moving car wash

"She could have been squashed to death. And I would have driven home with a dirty car."

26/10/2018

Tom Morello vows unreleased Audioslave music "will come out"

"There's some real good jams."

26/10/2018

What do women really want in a man?

Bad luck for all our radio announcer softies.

25/10/2018

Aussie battler with suspended license caught towing his boat with a mobility scooter

"I lost my licence and pretty much finished working on my boat at the same time..."

25/10/2018

WATCH: Foo Fighters smash out rendition of Tom Petty's "Breakdown"

Bloody beautiful.

25/10/2018

WATCH: Donald Trump belting out The Rock 1500 no.1 'Chop Suey'

Not sure how Serj would feel about this, but holy hecka. What a laugh.

24/10/2018

Thane and Dunc yarn to the bloke who boiled his own leg

One year on and this bloke has decided to get rid of his other leg too.

24/10/2018

Thane and Dunc yarn to the bloke who boiled his own leg

One year on and this bloke has decided to get rid of his other leg too.

24/10/2018

Bloke's circumcision went horribly wrong

Just when he thought the circumcision was enough...

24/10/2018

WATCH: Maynard lifted his cellphone ban on the live debut of A Perfect Circle track

Every rules got an exception. the result is pretty damn mesmerizing.

24/10/2018

Rog accidentally ran over his fingers with a lawnmower - almost losing two fingers

Ouch.

23/10/2018

NZ Surfer named "Nugget" survived an arm chomping by a great white shark over the weekend

This NZ hero got on the blower and told us all about what it's like going face to face with a Great White.

23/10/2018

WATCH: Mad dog jumps 29 storeys to fetch some milk

Don't you hate it when it's smoko and you've run out of milk?

23/10/2018

WATCH: Anthony Kiedis kicked out of Lakers game after fight broke out on the court

The Red Hot Chili Pepper's frontman got a little red and hot on the basketball court...

23/10/2018

Dirty Dunners gets the nod in this weeks Poo Towns of NZ

You would've thought we'd ticked this one off by now.

19/10/2018

Dirty Dunners gets the nod in this weeks Poo Towns of NZ

You would've thought we'd ticked this one off by now.

19/10/2018

WATCH: Thane Kirby actually bikes home, unreal

What an E-Powered effort from Thane-o

19/10/2018

WATCH: Thane Kirby actually bikes home, unreal

What an E-Powered effort from Thane-o

19/10/2018

Watching this rich munter f*ck up his Lamborghini can only improve your day

Really buggered that up, mate.

19/10/2018

Mulls got caught sk8ting around Auckland City by a Rumble listener

He was a sk8ter boy

19/10/2018

Villainy's new single will smack you in the face with some snake-f*cking venom

Packed with venom 'IFXS' is equal parts chaotic insanity and melodic genius.

19/10/2018

WATCH: Two blokes get trapped in the joint they're trying to rob, crowd gather to laugh at their shame

God karma's good.

18/10/2018

Mulls put Bryce & Producer Ryan to the test over their knock off Lakers merch

Real huge fans right here

18/10/2018

WATCH: 13-year-old kiddo steals his mum's BMW, gets caught on the motorway

Mum was out to get this guy.

18/10/2018

Bryce was forced to become a turtleneck Wiggle so he could enter a GC nightclub

I don't wanna wear a skivvy - let me in!

17/10/2018

Five Fingers Farelly and Mullowpuff warm up for Japan with a sumo showdown

Best of three takes out the Rumble sumo championship...

17/10/2018

You're not gonna miss Kirby on the roads with this flashing on his head

What a dome.

17/10/2018

You're not gonna miss Kirby on the roads with this flashing on his head

What a dome.

17/10/2018

The Rumble have already discovered Thane's new replacement

Well that was easy

17/10/2018

Mad dog surfers hitch free ride to Waiheke on the wake from ferry

Yeah the boys.

17/10/2018

Jack Daniel's release advent calendar with 1.5L of whiskey

Christmas just got a hell of a lot more merry.

16/10/2018

Tenacious D take aim at Flight of the Conchords and now everyone wants a collab

Celebrating the release of Tenacious D's newest webisode, the boys took aim at FOTC.

16/10/2018

Not even a "smashed testicle" could stop Jona Nareki competing for the Ranfurly Shield

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are running it straight for Otago.

16/10/2018

Merched up Iron Maiden fan has no idea who Bruce Dickinson is, asks him for directions

A real fan right here

16/10/2018

Bruce Dickinson's secret karaoke career in Ghana used to score the boys free steaks

Steak for the boys!

16/10/2018

Wanna be on the radio? Thane's retiring and we're looking for his replacement

Thane's off to sell knock-off Oakley sunglasses in Bali with his family - Apply now!

16/10/2018

Wanna be on the radio? Thane's retiring and we're looking for his replacement

Thane's off to sell knock-off Oakley sunglasses in Bali with his family - Apply now!

16/10/2018

Are Iron Maiden coming over for a NZ show?

When's the big show coming down under?

16/10/2018

WATCH: Hit-and-run driver gets absolutely rolled by karma

"What a crazy ass bitch."

16/10/2018

Bloke sells his missus on eBay listing, then panics when the bids get too high

She ended up hitting close to $150k NZD.

15/10/2018

The aim of the game is to make Stacey laugh, and this guy is a real winner.

Can you do what sorry?!

15/10/2018

The aim of the game is to make Stacey laugh, and this guy is a real winner.

Can you do what sorry?!

15/10/2018

Mulls gets called out for his punishing small talk, we put him to the test with Brad

He just can't help himself.

15/10/2018

WATCH: Out the gate truck driver hi-5's oncoming traffic with giant pipe

Reminder, check your rear view mirror, eh?

15/10/2018

Poo Towns is back again! It's Clive time

Another Kiwi anthem for you.

15/10/2018

Poo Towns is back again! It's Clive time

Another Kiwi anthem for you.

15/10/2018

The Foo Fighters invite 10-year-old grasshopper to the stage for a bad ass Metallica cover

"He already knows more than we know."

15/10/2018

Rog describes his late night "home invasion" by a hedgehog

Maybe Rog just looked in the mirror

12/10/2018

Nickelback & Korn roasting themselves in mean tweets vid is a bloody laugh

Imagine Dragons get a good wholloping too.

12/10/2018

WATCH: We bubble-wrapped Rog and made him show us just how good he is at bike "skids"

"FEEBLE KNIEVIL IS DOWN."

11/10/2018

The Rumble react to the outrageous rules one girl wrote for her boyfriend

This is pretty damn crazy

11/10/2018

Otago truckies in the shit after getting caught joking about running over a cyclist

Bet the bloke regrets posting to facebook now.

11/10/2018

WATCH NOW: The Search For MH370 doco

Can two Kiwi battlers solve the greatest aviation mystery in modern history?

11/10/2018

WATCH NOW: The Search For MH370 doco

Can two Kiwi battlers solve the greatest aviation mystery in modern history?

11/10/2018

Thane & Dunc quiz Simon Bridges on the rising petrol prices

Thane is ready to protest.

10/10/2018

Thane & Dunc quiz Simon Bridges on the rising petrol prices

Thane is ready to protest.

10/10/2018

WATCH: This brass band's mad dog cover of Pantera's 'Walk' will blow your bloody mind

Dunc's favourite brass band are back at it.

10/10/2018

The Big Dog's wife Lisa brutally pays him out over his so called "motocross skills"

"He's got small man syndrome, talks it up. Honestly he blow like a rhinoceros when he takes out the recycling."

10/10/2018

Bryce's pop tried to give a dog CPR but it went horribly wrong

Pop, that's not the dog...

10/10/2018

How much time do you spend on your phone?

Thanks to apple we can now see exactly how long Thane Kirby spends on pornhub a week.

09/10/2018

How much time do you spend on your phone?

Thanks to apple we can now see exactly how long Thane Kirby spends on pornhub a week.

09/10/2018

Thane gets his creep on auditioning for a new Human Traffic voice

Things got hot on the airwaves this afternoon.

09/10/2018

Thane gets his creep on auditioning for a new Human Traffic voice

Things got hot on the airwaves this afternoon.

09/10/2018

Jim makes listener hold on the phone for nearly an hour

Can you believe that this is literally his job?

09/10/2018

Jim makes listener hold on the phone for nearly an hour

Can you believe that this is literally his job?

09/10/2018

Mike talks to Racing about their new album and the upcoming Jim Beam Homegrown

All sorts on the cards for the blokes in the future.

09/10/2018

Bloke spends $16k transforming his Hamilton home into a race track

Money bloody well spent.

09/10/2018

Rural Rog reminisces about the Farrelly family turkey shootout

They really don't like birds...

09/10/2018

WATCH: Cori Gonzalez opens up about the pain of losing his father to suicide

Launching into mental health awareness week, we applaud Cori for sharing his story. We all need to talk more.

09/10/2018

Irish and Russian fans got into brutal scraps inside venue after McGregor vs Khabib fight

No surprises, the crowd was feeling a little barred up following the violent chaos after the fight...

09/10/2018

Dan Hooker shares his thoughts on this weekend's Khabib v Conor UFC fight

Well this was pretty dramatic

08/10/2018

WATCH: Warehouse workers in the Tron kick and spit on a shoplifter

Some pretty disgusting shit from the workers.

08/10/2018