Mexican dude Roberto Esquivel Cabrera is 54 and has the world's biggest penis.
While most guys would like to think they've got a pretty impressive package, ol' Rob boasts the largest trouser snake of 'em all at 18.9 inches.
Having a massive member sounds like a bit of a dream, but it's not all fun and games for Roberto, who can't get a normal job or have sex.
He reckons he'd rather not have reduction surgery though, since he likes being famous for his record-breaking penis.
Eh, we're not sold on that, mate. What good's that thing if you can't use it?