This automatic thrusting machine helps lazy guys get it on

Ladies can get away with doing nothing during a lovemaking session (not that we condone it), but lads always need to put in the hard yards.

YouTube dudes, The Kloons, have answered all our half-arsed prayers by creating the Auto Thrusting Hydraulic Sex Girdle.

The machine does pretty much what you'd expect, so we won't go into any grim details... but it definitely fills a hole in our lazy lives.

Now we just need to find a partner...