This is literally our dream, eating delicious bbq pork ribs until our guts can take no more.
Competitive eater (yes they exist) Matt Stonie, who you might recognise if you ever watch those American hot dog eating competitions, proved he's got the biggest appetitite in the world by eating 100 ribs in one sitting.
That's over 15,000 calories, if you care about that sorta stuff.
It only took him 49 minutes to complete - by our math, that's 30 seconds per rib.
Could you give it a good nudge?
Skip to 4:30 to see him start.