Name? Duncan Heyde
Nickname? How did you get it? Dunc.... pretty sure it's just a bit more than half of my actual name.
Where did you grow up? West Melton, Canterbury
Partner? Yup...just the one at this stage.
Kids? Shit no … not that I know of.
Work history? Peeled spuds at a fish n chip shop, did a stint as a bricklayer, worked on the radio in Blenheim, was a slave to our afternoon boys Robert & Jono & now been doing Rock Nights for a few moons.
How long have you been working at The Rock? About 5 years … it’s all a bit of a blur really.
What’s the best thing about working at The Rock? Well this year the boys put a hat around and got me a working class girl for my birthday…good times.
What’s the worst thing about working at The Rock? The excessive amount of gas that seems to come out of the employees, myself included.
Career highlights? Eating 18 bits of pizza in a sitting, Dad was stoked for me.
What’s the dumbest thing you have ever done? Agreeing to swig back a stupid amount of laxatives on-air…After over 50+ bowel movements toilet paper feels like sand paper ….shit times.
What are your favourite bands? Foo Fighters, Rage, Guns N’ Roses, LinkinPark before they got shit & Disturbed.
What do you drive? A 1966 Holden HR Special Station Wagon & a $100 matt black 50cc scooter that I purchased off trademe.
What do you think it says about you? That I don’t get paid enough to be a proper bogan, if I did I would have thrown a match at the scooter a long time ago.
What do you do to wind down? Catch beer in my mouth…over and over again while watching league.
What’s the best advice you’ve ever been given? If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don’t have to actually eat it to know it’s shit
What’s your favourite sport on telly? UFC & League…. (State of Origin Game 1 is my favourite day of the year.)
Which Super Rugby team do you support? The Vodafone Warriors.
Do you play any sports? Beer golf.
How do you like your coffee? Builders brew... white with one.
Favourite beer/beverage? Really really cold beer.
Favourite fast food? Hawaiian Pizza.
Any parting words of wisdom? I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er".
“Hey, what does that do?”
“It keeps shit fresh”.
”What should we call it?”
“Well, that’s a fresher ... I’m going on break.”