Oh, Japan. You never cease to amaze our dirty little minds.
So... maybe we're not as popular as we thought, eh?
The wee bugger got 1,300km across the country before being stopped by police.
The only party crasher you want there.
Oh god, not another Rock announcer down with a shoulder injury.
There's no happier way to lose a wallet.
Hopefully the drive through sells shit for munchies, too.
Hate to think what yarns their tour guides would be like.
We're gonna go ahead and point out that this one's obviously NSFW.
Is it considered cheating if they're light beers, though?
"Malort, tonight's the night you fight your Dad"
What a bloody mess.
It's always funnier when the guy you're making fun of isn't there to defend himself.
300 pointless words were added
Really going balls-deep with the home decor.
Anyone else notice him mooning half the shop, though?
Trust the Japanese to come up with some real whack shit for their commercials.
Ever wondered what The Bachelor would be like if a bloke took the wheel? Now you know.
Childhood ruined or adulthood made?
And to think the worst thing we've left behind is our dignity...
Well, this is awkward...
Really getting hands on with the cooking there.
How did she get a job in a hospital if she can't even unlock her front door?
Good ol' Kev, someone needs to give him a weatherman gig.
Science, looking out for the boys.
Another week, another two hours of your life we've saved.
"Do. Not. Get. Caught. Staring."
A few gullible blokes short of $5 now.
When you promise everyone shots on the playground at lunch but your teacher catches on.
"Country" definitely is not a word you want to fall a syllable short.
"Every time those guys from Nirvana opened their door I got like a contact high."
The photo has been lighting up on Facebook over the past 24 hours.
Coming in right on the heels of the Irish and Norwegians is not a bad effort.
Must be a few screws loose in this bloke for him to try this.
Secretly hoping this is true.
You had one letter Kevin, and you still managed to make an arse of yourself.
You mean there's a way to drink beer and get healthy? Sign us up.
We take it 'Bullet In A Bible' went down alright with the Big Man?
That bloke can now tick 'balcony bang' off of his bucket list.
It might not be a case of old blokes keeping up with her, but maybe keeping it up in general.
Chop & Steele flexed their guns by breaking sticks on TV.
The average Kiwi's interpretation of that show everyone is (unfortunately) talking about.
A great place to release all that anger built up from watching your team lose all the time.
Apparently there was a big cock-up in the hockey today.
Forget about a guard dog, get a guard chook.
Player of the day just got a whole new meaning.
If smashing 6 year olds at dodgeball is in the script, then it must be alright.