These dogs photobomb pics and ruin them by taking a dump

Shit outta luck getting a good photo with a dog dropping a bomb in the background.

16 minutes ago

Bloke admits to having sex with more than 1000 cars

Must be exhausting getting with a car.

6 hours ago

The Daily Dump - Friday 24 February 2017

The best shit on the internet today.

9 hours ago

Swedish politician calls for paid sex breaks at work

Finally, a politician has pitched something we can all agree on.

23/02/2017

These crazy Chinese blokes show off their balls of steel

The Kung Fu Masters have become experts in the art of repeatedly getting slammed in the nuts.

23/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 23 February 2017

The best shit on the internet today.

23/02/2017

Steve-O does new "Titty Trick Shots" with model

The Jackass star and Laci Kay Somers take ping pong trick shots to a new level.

22/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 22 February 2017

The best shit on the internet today.

22/02/2017

The McHacks that will get you the best quality Maccas feed

Get the VIP treatment you deserve with these tip and tricks.

21/02/2017

Bloke proposes to girlfriend using chicken nuggets

Nothing says "I love you" more than a 20 pack of nuggets.

21/02/2017

Cocky MMA fighter gets KO'd after showing off to opponent

Talk shit, get hit.

21/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 21 February 2017

The best shit on the internet today.

21/02/2017

Waikato Police make fun of cows and their 'grass'

Instead of the classic "don't do drugs" post, the Waikato Police ran a high steaks caption this comp.

20/02/2017

Chicks lose their shit trying to get a rat out of their flat

Rog, what are you doing there?

20/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 20 February 2017 (22 pics)

The best shit on the internet today.

20/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 17 February 2017 (21 pics)

The best shit on the internet today.

17/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 16 February 2017 (22 pics)

The best shit on the internet today.

15/02/2017

Producer Jeremy's "Harry's Little Penis" Shorty St parody

Quite possibly the most ridiculous cliffhanger to happen to NZ television... and now it has an even more ridiculous parody song.

15/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 15 February 2017 (22 pics)

The best shit on the internet today.

14/02/2017

Aussie vegan cyclist has beef with dangerous driver

Ah, vegans...

14/02/2017

Someone found James Hetfield's missing Grammy vocals

As always, James Hetfield knocked it out of the park, and now we can finally hear it.

14/02/2017

Donald Trump's tweets have been made into a whiny emo song

Just when we thought emo music couldn't get any more annoying.

14/02/2017

Burger King in Israel is now selling an "Adults' Meal"

Burger King? You mean Burger Kink?

14/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 14 February 2017 (22 pics)

14/02/2017

Dunedin man calls police on his dealer for selling him salt

He was a bit salty after the deal went down.

10/02/2017

Girl orgasms in front of BF's mum in vibrating panties prank

Well that's one way to leave an impression on the mother-in-law. And the car seat.

10/02/2017

Kiwi couple celebrate getting married with a mean as burnout

Power-sliding their way into commitment.

09/02/2017

Whanganui woman takes boyfriend to court for eating her KFC

The couple ended up having a bit of an argument, and things got violent. Well, shit.

09/02/2017

These poor blokes are forced to take photos of their gfs

It's a tribute page to all the boyfriends slaying it on Instagram out there.

09/02/2017

Dude trolls customers by leaving fake CDs in music store

Shrek themed Beastie Boys would fly off of shelves.

08/02/2017

Mates sneak into the Super Bowl thanks to a trusty ladder

Stepping up in the world of pranks credit to the ladder they found on the footpath.

07/02/2017

NFL gets the piss taken out of it in this bad lip reading

What better way to get into the Super Bowl than to take the piss out of all the players.

06/02/2017

Teenager flogs a forklift, gets chased by cops down Queen St

That'll be one hell of a story to tell the boys about later.

03/02/2017

Guy flips his shit & destroys his house after his team loses

Someone has a bit of an anger issue.

03/02/2017

Old man charged for feeding his church weed cookies

What a dope Sunday that must have been.

03/02/2017

Spanish dude releases a bunch of gibberish rock song covers

We're not sure what he's on, but we'll have some.

03/02/2017

Lady kicked off flight because her cleavage was too exposed

It's probably for the breast that she didn't fly with those awful people anyway.

02/02/2017

Wife catches husband watching porn on VR

At least make sure the missus is asleep before you get into it.

02/02/2017

Angry Maccas customer goes viral with over the top rant

All the man wanted was a freaken Big Mac and they still managed to stuff it up.

02/02/2017

Black Caps and Aussies recreate the underarm moment

Don't know whether to laugh or get pissed off about the whole thing again.

02/02/2017

Chick needs stitches in her bum after she fails at dancing

What a pain in the ass that must be.

01/02/2017

Chick calls the cops on her weed dealer for being stingy

She got suspicious and hung up when the police asked for her name.

31/01/2017

Headbanging sign spinner increases pizza shop sales by 40%

He literally gets paid to listen to music and rock out on the side of the road with a sign.

31/01/2017

Bloke streaks at Black Caps game, bails on the getaway

It was looking good until he hit that fence and ate shit at the end.

30/01/2017

Golf fan jumps in a pond & fails to get away from security

When this guy woke up on the morning of the golf, he probably didn't expect to be drenched and running from security.

30/01/2017

Dumped Upper Hutt bloke sells engagement ring to buy a ute

After being dumped, this dude decided to sell his ex's engagement ring and buy something a little more practical.

27/01/2017

Johnny Danger gets Shaun Johnson with a classic downtrou

Cheeky little stitch up organised by Manu Vatuvei.

27/01/2017

Here's how Three Doors Down's Trump gig should've sounded

And nope, it's not All Star's 'Smashmouth'.

24/01/2017

Matthew McConaughey's Dad won a motorbike in a pissing bet

We're not taking the piss, this happened.

24/01/2017

Chicks top keeps falling down on Wheel of Fortune

I mean, we're not complaining.

23/01/2017

Road raging lady goes mental at all the cars in traffic

You wouldn't want to pull up next to her at the lights.

23/01/2017

Someone dubbed Donald Trump singing to Smash Mouth All Star

With the freshly sworn in president singing in time to "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed". Brilliant.

23/01/2017

Harambe's grandma dies, Twitter blows up with memes (again)

First we had #DicksOutForHarambe... now we've got #TitsOutForJosephine.

19/01/2017

Aussie breaks into Kiwi tradies' flat, gets beaten up

This story couldn't get any more Kiwi if it tried.

19/01/2017

Dude's gf finds out he's pranking her, gets instant revenge

His missus was in on it messing with him. Revenge is great.

19/01/2017

Family gets rekt trying to take a photo with a drone

18/01/2017

This chick built a beer serving robot, turns out being shit

Don't quit your day job.

18/01/2017

Floating body found, turns out to be a used sex doll

It's probably safe to say that if you're getting rid of your sex doll you should probably deflate it.

18/01/2017

Police hunt for couple who had sex in Burger King toilets

They had it their way, alright.

16/01/2017

3 Doors Down to play at Trump's inauguration, get roasted

The band's account has been hammered.

16/01/2017

Two cheeky streakers give security a mare at the cricket

These two lads decided to spice the cricket up a bit when they jumped the fence and sent security all over the show.

16/01/2017

Savage dude destroys wasp nest with nothing but his hands

The handy hillbilly's guide to wasp extermination.

16/01/2017

Aussie blokes are getting rekt by pulling WWE-style moves on tables

When Aussies watch way too much wrestling

11/01/2017

Old blokes have a shit time trying to get a bike off an electric fence

"I don't have my f**king welding gloves on!"

11/01/2017

Doully somehow managed to break his finger while cheering for a horse

Potentially the most anti-climatic injury ever?

10/01/2017

Man gets bitten on his junk by a fish

His fishing 'rod' might need some repairs after this.

10/01/2017

Rednecks create hillbilly versions of Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Pantera and The Offspring

The band's name is Steve'n'Seagulls, which had us sold from the minute we heard it.

10/01/2017

Guy cheats death after stabbing shark with spear

That's a steaming pile of NOPE from us.

10/01/2017

50 pole dancers escort former Taiwanese politician to his last resting place

These aren't your regular pall bearers.

10/01/2017

Dude complains after finding donuts without holes because he can't "put them on his willy"

And he got trolled. Hard.

10/01/2017

Gelande Quaffing is basically beer pong on steroids

This is why the beerlympics needs to be considered.

10/01/2017

Chinese mall accidentally broadcasts straight-up porn in public

What a cock up.

09/01/2017

Love a bevvy in the shower? Now there's a drink for that

When your classic shower Tui doesn't cut it anymore.

09/01/2017

Drunk guy completely fails at a two-storey beer pong dunk

Well, at least you tried mate.

09/01/2017

Margot Robbie gets hit with the ol' Photoshop battle treatment

After Margot was photographed getting way too excited at a sports game, the internet decided to troll her. Hard.

09/01/2017

Wendy's has been ruthless on Twitter

They're absolutely savage to everyone.

07/01/2017

Conor McGregor reckons he's clocked UFC, takes up horse racing instead

The Notorious...Jockey?

06/01/2017

Someone made a James Hetfield laughing cover of Metallica's Atlas, Rise!

Atlas, Laugh!

06/01/2017

Aussie lads bring in the New Year by drinking beer off the roof

"Got on roof to watch the sunrise and the roofy was invented!"

05/01/2017

Dude fails hard trying to grind on a skateboard for the first time

The family jewels will not be happy with his attempt.

04/01/2017

Fan invades stage at the darts final to try and steal the Championship trophy

He wanted to give it to the guy he thought would win.

03/01/2017

Cartoon Conor McGregor fights anyone and everyone for the belts around their waist

When McGregor’s hunger for belts goes too far.

23/12/2016

The most Russian Christmas video you'll ever see

We knew they were crazy, but this is next level.

22/12/2016

KFC set to make hangovers easier with home deliveries in NZ

F**k yeah.

21/12/2016

Dude sculls beer from his own prosthetic leg at a cricket match

Talk about legless.

21/12/2016

Zach Galifianakis serves up the most awkward Xmas-themed 'Between Two Ferns' with Samuel L. Jackson and Tobey Maguire

You can literally feel the awkwardness oozing out of the screen.

21/12/2016

Golfer fails miserably on the ice

Not quite the hole he was hoping for.

21/12/2016

Two dudes slap the hell out of each other with fish dipped in chilli

Well... alrighty then.

21/12/2016

The best news bloopers from 2016 have been released

Good to see that even the professionals laugh at poo jokes just like the rest of us do.

20/12/2016

Liam Neeson proves he's definitely not cut out to be Santa Claus

He has a very particular set of skills.

19/12/2016

$380,000 Lamborghini seized and destroyed for not having a rego

A bit excessive don't you think?

19/12/2016

2016 gets the unnecessary censorship treatment

This is just too good.

19/12/2016

News anchor feeds co-hosts Christmas dip, goes terribly wrong

Watch their reactions from 1.05.

19/12/2016

Dude takes laxatives, glues his arse shut, has an all-round shit time

Don't try this at home. We probably didn't need to tell you that, though.

18/12/2016

WATCH: Metallica jam 'Enter Sandman' with a dude in the supermarket

We've never been so motivated to go to the supermarket for once...

17/12/2016

"Some of them have been a bit shit" - Paul Henry thanks everyone in his final sign-off in true Paul Henry fashion

On ya Paul.

16/12/2016

Studio falls apart on-air, almost knocks out host

Well this is awkward.

16/12/2016

Metallica own one of their fans on a game show

This fan goes head to banging head with his favorite band.

16/12/2016

Some of the greatest instant karma clips of 2016

It's payback time.

16/12/2016

Someone edited 367 videos into a 'Best of Web 2016' compilation, and it's bloody good

Someone wasted their time watching every damn video on the internet this year so you don't have to. Sweet.

15/12/2016