Gordon Ramsay and Kevin Spacey have a swear off

More f-bombs than you can shake a f**kstick at.

26/05/2017

Is this the worst sports coverage ever?

Putting Mulls to shame with this one.

26/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 26 May 2017

The best shit on the internet today.

26/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 25 May 2017

The best shit on the internet today.

25/05/2017

The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, week 10 (FINALE)

The thrilling conclusion to our recaps.

24/05/2017

22 extremely unfortunate sports player's names

Their parents must've had a lot of game to name their kids stuff like this.

24/05/2017

Watch the world's drunkest metal band battle through set

That stage dive. The stuff of legends.

24/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 24 May

The best shit on the internet today.

24/05/2017

NZ cops get ripped into on Twitter

"It's a slow news day and NZ police are searching for tourists who shat in a sidewalk gutter."

23/05/2017

Bloke suffering hangover convinces Domino's to deliver pizza to his bed

Domino's changes the game.

23/05/2017

Tinder hero discovers the best use for a Fidget Spinner

Dating gets even easier.

23/05/2017

Auckland bloke uses drone through KFC drive-thru to order Wicked Wings for lunch

Best hangover idea.

23/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 23 May

The best shit on the internet today.

23/05/2017

Red Hot Chili Peppers played by a red hot chili pepper

This dude is on fire.

22/05/2017

Catch up on all our Bachelor NZ pisstakes

The very best of our Rock Recaps - right as all this shit comes to a close.

22/05/2017

Sea lion drags little girl into water after mistaking her for food

The girl did not get the seal of approval, and was later let go.

22/05/2017

Lad turns his 'shitty' birthmark into South Park tattoo

That's one way to make it look better.

22/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 22 May

The best shit on the internet today.

22/05/2017

Kids react to hearing Red Hot Chili Peppers for the first time

Pleasantly surprised by most of their reactions.

20/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 19 May

The best shit on the internet today.

19/05/2017

Cops are hunting for a lad wearing a penis costume

He really cocked this one up.

18/05/2017

This guy demonstrates the dumbest way to shotgun a beer

Taking it a bit too literally.

18/05/2017

Bloke does hilarious David Attenborough voice-over as couple get intimate

"A rare mating ritual."

18/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 18 May

The best shit on the internet today.

18/05/2017

The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, week 9

Another week, another pisstake - this time from The Morning Rumble and Producer Jeremy.

17/05/2017

Aussie bloke drives Maserati onto beach for a round of golf

His bloody car had to be towed. No surprises there.

17/05/2017

Man sues chick after having a shitty first date with her

Assume a few people will try this now.

17/05/2017

If you're looking for revenge, take note from these guys

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

17/05/2017

Bunch of teens cry after choosing to be pepper-sprayed

It went as well as you'd expect.

17/05/2017

Reporter goes in for obvious boob grab, calls it accident

He "tried to minimise the disruption."

17/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 17 May

The best shit on the internet today.

17/05/2017

If you've ever wondered, this is what happens when you click 'Hot singles in your area' ads

Don't be clicking on dodgy sites.

16/05/2017

Does alcoholic chocolate actually get you drunk?

Don't think you'll be ordering these at the pub.

16/05/2017

Australia 'blesses' the world with VB ice cream

Cheeky beer after dinner.

16/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 16 May

The best shit on the internet today.

16/05/2017

Absolute lad makes pizza delivery to stranded train

After all of that, it better have been meat lovers.

15/05/2017

Sex robot with personality will be available by the end of year

You'll need a big wallet to support this chick.

15/05/2017

Women find out what it's like to have balls for a day

These chicks are nuts.

15/05/2017

Bloke gets his bare arse out on live TV wearing Aussie flag

What an asshole.

15/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 15 May

The best shit on the internet today.

15/05/2017

Mums learn a few tips from porn stars

A few hard tips we could all take.

13/05/2017

Christchurch bloke jerking off in his car flees police

You can't beat it...

12/05/2017

5 things everyone should know about beef

Holy cow. This is good.

12/05/2017

United Airlines joins viral nuggets tweet, gets roasted

They're back at it.

12/05/2017

Half-naked man smashes car into store, asks for beer

No pants? No beer.

12/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 12 May

The best shit on the internet today.

12/05/2017

Stupid shit that would only happen in New Zealand

More reason to be proud of ourselves.

11/05/2017

'Scrumpy hands' tape ad doesn't stick

Harvest Cidery got wasted.

11/05/2017

Biker bullies old lady, gets roasted by the internet

Need some ice for that one?

11/05/2017

Son shamed as dad sits with him in class

That'll teach him not to be a little shit.

11/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 11 May

The best shit on the internet today.

11/05/2017

Producer Jeremy takes the piss of Jono's on-air meltdown

Things got a little heated, or did they...?

10/05/2017

Dunedin garbage dump getaway, fit for action film

Just a quick trash and dash.

10/05/2017

Chiefs' Lelia Masaga has teammates screaming in fear

A few of the lads dropped their balls.

10/05/2017

The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, week 8

10/05/2017

Whangarei bloke rips beef from thieves' hands

The stakes were too high.

10/05/2017

Bloke discovers a t-shirt from girlfriend before his stag do

Stage 5 clinger, or just funny?

10/05/2017

Skittles release the most messed up Mother's Day ad ever

It's a no from us.

10/05/2017

Here's 100 people seductively eating a banana, just because

The world's most sexual food.

10/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 10 May

The best shit on the internet today.

10/05/2017

Teen inmates shake up guards in protest for McDonald's

Well worth the fight.

09/05/2017

Elders not to sure how to react to Rammstein

Respect your elders.

09/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 9 May

The best shit on the internet today.

09/05/2017

20 of the most popular lies people tell their partner

What a shocker.

08/05/2017

25 times Kiwis just didn't give a shit

We've never been so proud to be a New Zealander.

08/05/2017

Adult film star attacked by shark during shoot

This is jaw-dropping.

08/05/2017

A bunch of classic rock tunes have been made into lullabies

It's never too early to start.

08/05/2017

Aussie bloke uses crab to open beer

A few people were quite crabby with him.

08/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 8 May

The best shit on the internet today.

08/05/2017

KFC release hot and spicy romance novel

...right.

07/05/2017

Strange moment road rage ends in a hug

If only they all ended this way.

05/05/2017

Fernando Alonso kills two birds during Indy 500 practice

He was killing two birds with one stone...

05/05/2017

The moment a minister blows chunks during wedding vows

To have and to hurl.

05/05/2017

These wrong number stitch ups have hilarious replies

These guys had the best responses.

05/05/2017

Northland blokes try to steal alcohol, accidentally grab 0%s

Wasted.

05/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 5 May

The best shit on the internet today.

05/05/2017

Bloke makes epic video to try sell his Suzuki Vitara 96

This car is a bloody legend.

04/05/2017

This automatic thrusting machine helps lazy guys get it on

Now we just need to find a partner..

04/05/2017

Blokes recreate 'Where's Wally?' style pics with a dildo

It's actually really hard.

04/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 4 May

The best shit on the internet today.

04/05/2017

Playboy playmate's nude shoot on Mt Taranaki

Never seen a bunny so high up.

03/05/2017

Here's some boobs singing about how everyone loves... boobs

They're not wrong.

03/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 3 May

The best shit on the internet today.

03/05/2017

The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, week 7

02/05/2017

Chick arrested for offering sex in exchange for pack of chicken nuggets

A girl's gotta eat.

02/05/2017

People taste test NZ snacks for the first time

Should've chucked in a few Speight's.

02/05/2017

The 'Friendzone' trailer that makes us shit bricks

The zone no one wants to go to.

02/05/2017

Cops find marijuana smuggling coffin

They got the blunt end of the stick.

02/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 2 May

The best shit on the internet today.

02/05/2017

Aussie chick arrested for throwing KFC at the cops

Man down... or should we say Double Down?

01/05/2017

Apparently beersies are better for pain than paracetamol

Another excuse to get down to the pub.

01/05/2017

People are photographing their bare arses in tourist spots

01/05/2017

Driver screws the system, draws his own parking space

It's not a compliment when someone leaves a note on your car saying 'parking fine.'

01/05/2017

How to drive a manual car: explained using death metal music

Not for the weak.

01/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 1 May

The best shit on the internet today.

01/05/2017

Bloke goes to court for parking ticket, drops coke on floor

What a coke up.

28/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 28 April

Best shit on the internet today.

28/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 27 April

The best shit on the internet today.

27/04/2017

Kiwi chicks are starting to drink more than the lads

Vodka is not the answer, but it's worth a shot.

27/04/2017

The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, week 6

Another week, another Bachelor pisstake coming at ya.

27/04/2017