Turns out floppy latex schlongers make for good drum sticks.
"I would probably hate me too."
Fucking knobheads, all of them.
You had one job mate, and it wasn't ogling soggy fun bags.
Helen & Susan have since become friends.
She believes her job as a Jack Sparrow impersonator is what brought their spirits together.
Palmy North ain't just hanging out with Mrs. Palmer...
Also known as the ca-ca katana, the doo-doo dagger or the excrement excalibur...
The faces of nightmares.
Plus we address the 'Pie Man' trash talk...
The ol' Dudewants to get laid, chick wants free food conundrum.
Must've really needed a drink.
Forget ghost chups. Japan's got commercials in the bag.
Before the Rock, Jim starred in short films for the NZ Film Academy...
A new study on women's relationship with anal sex has found some surprises that might take you aback...
We have never been more okay with the carnivore life.
Bam pulled a jackass stunt on his own life.
Eight days into 2018 and we've already got some munter overdosed on Viagra throwing faeces at the airport.
It's a simple but effective technique.
A New Jersey woman won big after a cashier screwed up.
He couldn't see the problem...
Your best mate might not have a street named after them anymore...
The liquor ban didn't stop the group from welcoming 2018 their own way.
Drone VS. Man, who will win.
Shipping containers could make the perfect summer swimming pool.
This lady got a hell of a shock after she got her power bill in the mail.
We could take an inch or five of your hands mate, promise we'll put em to good use...
Death by nuggies. What a way to go.
A vast improvement on the Christmas sweater...
Let the missus know, it's good for your health.
And what an interesting character this bloke was.
So give me the god damn remote.
How that 10 ended up with your absolute munter of a mate, finally explained.
Superb chat from the little fella.
Now you can penetrate your middy even when your off on a boys weekend.
"The double cheeseburgers brought me so much closer to the pregnancy."
The ol' post-it peen back at it...
"Stop kissing the camera you mad cow!"
Slow claps for this legend.
Ahh Bryce, you can never catch a break can you.
And take a wild guess at which NZ region is having the most sex.
To be fair....not wrong.
He was wrong. So, so wrong.
Ho ho ho-ly shit that's an awkward with the boy afterwards.
Don't you hate it when that happens?
Top notch job Chad.
Looks like the dry season won't even be half bad.
Why's it better to be a radio announcer than a TV host eh Rog?
What a wind up.
Wouldn't want to go hungry when you're dead.
Couldn't have timed it better.
When the breakfast menu starts before you've gone to bed.
Rog catching burglars with home-made booby traps...hard to believe, right? Wrong.
Some lucky commuters were treated to a more colourful morning...
Heads up - they're Australian.
Shit did not go quite how Thane had hoped after the VNZMA's...
F*cking hate it when ya can't find your car in the lot...
This is what happens when Rog is asked to endorse a product...
Shit, this is gonna be good.
"The Government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice... we are going to save America."
The foreshadowing of this is golden...
"You should fart at the altar."
When Gizmo gets to your cone before you do...
Not quite what Dan had in mind when he set out to pick someone up...
Sometimes neighbourly advice can be hard to swallow...
Can these event organisers really pull off unlimited sex and drugs?
"fukmeded who ever did this tattoo needs a hiding"
We all know someone who can't grow a beard to save themselves...
Reckon we could beat it? The Rock FM beer mile anyone?
Start the working week off with a fresh dump of some of the funniest, worst and most random stuff on the web.
We've heard of getting eaten by zombies but this is ridiculous.
We would have done the same.