Dearro dildo drummer takes on 'Enter Sandman' and it's actually bloody good

Turns out floppy latex schlongers make for good drum sticks.

19/01/2018

Bloke milked Tinder to travel Europe for free and he's heading for NZ next

"I would probably hate me too."

17/01/2018

Liam Gallagher labels Noel & Bono the two 'biggest wankers' in music

Fucking knobheads, all of them.

17/01/2018

WATCH: Horny camera guy zooms in on chick's hooters for WAAAAY too long

You had one job mate, and it wasn't ogling soggy fun bags.

17/01/2018

Turns out Thane Kirby is a banjo-loving, cousin f*cker

Filthy bastard.

16/01/2018

Doped out cooker defied gravity and crashed his car into the second story of a building

Just. Wow.

16/01/2018

Genius with the drys refills his K-fry bucket at the drinks machine

Inspiring. Truly.

15/01/2018

Sloppy bastard shits the bed after wife snaps him on TV with his secret second wife

Helen & Susan have since become friends.

15/01/2018

Lass gives up on love in the flesh, marries 300 y/o pirate ghost

She believes her job as a Jack Sparrow impersonator is what brought their spirits together.

15/01/2018

Sexy time in the New Zealand workplace UNCOVERED

Palmy North ain't just hanging out with Mrs. Palmer...

15/01/2018

Bloke's bizarre yarn about growing up with a 'poop knife' is absolutely anus-ing

Also known as the ca-ca katana, the doo-doo dagger or the excrement excalibur...

15/01/2018

Chick hires pro photographer, learns her entire family are actually thumbs

The faces of nightmares.

15/01/2018

Joseph Parker gives Bryce a bloody important role in his upcoming Anthony Joshua fight

Plus we address the 'Pie Man' trash talk...

15/01/2018

Bloke turns the tables on freeloading Tinder date

The ol' Dudewants to get laid, chick wants free food conundrum.

12/01/2018

Kiwi munter shaved one half of his body and wound up on Ellen

Good look mate.

12/01/2018

Wasted Russian crashes tank into supermarket to steal cheeky bottle of wine

Must've really needed a drink.

12/01/2018

Watching Japan's weirdest TV ads of 2017 is like falling into a psychedelic trip

Forget ghost chups. Japan's got commercials in the bag.

11/01/2018

This throwback to that time Jim was a furry is making us cry with laughter

Before the Rock, Jim starred in short films for the NZ Film Academy...

11/01/2018

How the ladies really feel about "up the bum, no babies"

A new study on women's relationship with anal sex has found some surprises that might take you aback...

10/01/2018

BMW drivers voted biggest douche bags on the road

Are we surprised?

10/01/2018

Meat eaters are getting the nookie WAY more than veggos, study finds

We have never been more okay with the carnivore life.

10/01/2018

Bam Margera stung himself with a DUI after pulling over for drunken yarns with the cops

Bam pulled a jackass stunt on his own life.

09/01/2018

Male sex robots with bionic cocks are coming in 2018

Shit lads, we've got some competition...

09/01/2018

Horny parliament workers searched for porn 24,000 times at work last year

Filthy bastards...

09/01/2018

WATCH: Cooked tourist runs through airport in the nuddy throwing his own poo at people

Eight days into 2018 and we've already got some munter overdosed on Viagra throwing faeces at the airport.

08/01/2018

The Brazilian Military Police show you how to get out of a tight parking spot

It's a simple but effective technique.

05/01/2018

Chick wins lotto after cashier gives her the wrong scratchie

A New Jersey woman won big after a cashier screwed up.

05/01/2018

Bloke accidentally super-glues his eyes shut after mistaking it for eye drops

He couldn't see the problem...

05/01/2018

Richard Hammond ruined a stupidly expensive car AGAIN

The Top Gear presenter has F'd up again.

04/01/2018

Bell End residents demand street name-change

Your best mate might not have a street named after them anymore...

03/01/2018

Lads built their own island to avoid the liquor ban

The liquor ban didn't stop the group from welcoming 2018 their own way.

03/01/2018

Aussie bloke hospitalised after flying drone into his own face

Drone VS. Man, who will win.

29/12/2017

Apparently, shipping containers make good swimming pools

Shipping containers could make the perfect summer swimming pool.

29/12/2017

Chick gets shafted with $400 Billion electricity bill

This lady got a hell of a shock after she got her power bill in the mail.

27/12/2017

Man with world's largest dick has been officially registered as disabled

We could take an inch or five of your hands mate, promise we'll put em to good use...

21/12/2017

Chick throws a box of nuggets at her mate and almost kills her

Death by nuggies. What a way to go.

20/12/2017

Introducing the 'Christmas Boob', finally a viral, social media trend worth 'boosting'

A vast improvement on the Christmas sweater...

19/12/2017

Struggling to get to sleep? You need to have sex before ni-nighs

Let the missus know, it's good for your health.

18/12/2017

When a Rock listener calls The Edge for a chat...

And what an interesting character this bloke was.

18/12/2017

Google proclaims "All New Zealander's f*ck sheep'

Awkward...

18/12/2017

Study finds being a stubborn bastard actually makes you live longer

So give me the god damn remote.

15/12/2017

Science reckons chicks are happier coupling up with blokes less attractive than them

How that 10 ended up with your absolute munter of a mate, finally explained.

14/12/2017

11-year-old Ezra might be the funniest caller we've had all year

Superb chat from the little fella.

13/12/2017

You can now get a dildo with a 3D model of your partner's face on the end

Now you can penetrate your middy even when your off on a boys weekend.

13/12/2017

Bloke takes his missus place at pregger photoshoot after eating shitload of McDs

"The double cheeseburgers brought me so much closer to the pregnancy."

12/12/2017

Mystery, metre-long, post-it penis takes Auckland bus shelter

The ol' post-it peen back at it...

11/12/2017

Bloke roasts "interactive GF" YouTube star who has "conversations" with nobody everyday

"Stop kissing the camera you mad cow!"

11/12/2017

Pisshead finds loophole after the missus’ challenged him to one drink per night

Slow claps for this legend.

11/12/2017

Apparently "mashing the spuds" at work is a doctor-approved stress reliever

Come again?

07/12/2017

Australian bloke caught on camera stealing a $5000 sex doll

That blows.

06/12/2017

Ever wondered what an office of Jim's would be like?

It's horrible.

05/12/2017

The moment Bryce clicked his parents live in the most sexually satisfied town in NZ

Ahh Bryce, you can never catch a break can you.

05/12/2017

According to study, Otago is NZ's "least sexually satisfied region"

And take a wild guess at which NZ region is having the most sex.

04/12/2017

Gordon Ramsay is getting roasted by the internet for serving beef that looks like vag

To be fair....not wrong.

01/12/2017

Bret McKenzie helps Hamish & Andy rock out a bunch of farmers in Pirongia

How good.

01/12/2017

Mulls dropped his guts and thought he could get away with it

He was wrong. So, so wrong.

01/12/2017

Mum bought her 4yo son Christmas DVD, turned out to be a porno

Ho ho ho-ly shit that's an awkward with the boy afterwards.

30/11/2017

Slash has wardrobe malfunction on stage, accidentally exposes crowd his testicles

Don't you hate it when that happens?

30/11/2017

WATCH: Chad Smith trolls the shit out of 'Will Ferrell' heckler, yells and storms off stage

Top notch job Chad.

29/11/2017

Cheese growing going strong thanks to lack of November Rain

Looks like the dry season won't even be half bad.

28/11/2017

Rog cooks it on his Family Feud debut

Why's it better to be a radio announcer than a TV host eh Rog?

27/11/2017

Dude sneaks into porn station, slaps sticky jelly hands on chick live on TV

GOTCHA.

24/11/2017

WATCH: Hungover Angry Dad gets stitched up, eats dog biscuit, yaks out car window

What a wind up.

23/11/2017

Grandad gets his dying wish to be buried with cheese steaks

Wouldn't want to go hungry when you're dead.

22/11/2017

Bus video bombs demolition shot and wanker producer loses his mind

Couldn't have timed it better.

22/11/2017

Drunk Aussie denied McNuggies at Maccas, orders 200 hash browns, gets arrested

When the breakfast menu starts before you've gone to bed.

22/11/2017

Jen bought the biggest bullshit yarn from Rog we've ever heard

Rog catching burglars with home-made booby traps...hard to believe, right? Wrong.

21/11/2017

Someone hacked an LED road sign and trolled Aucklanders with a dirty Jesus message

Some lucky commuters were treated to a more colourful morning...

21/11/2017

Expecting a little one soon? Here's a list of the top bogan baby names if you're stuck for a name

Heads up - they're Australian.

21/11/2017

Thane pretended Dunc was Dom Bowden to get into after party, got shamed when Dom turned up

Shit did not go quite how Thane had hoped after the VNZMA's...

20/11/2017

Old mate reunited with his car 20 years after forgetting where he parked it

F*cking hate it when ya can't find your car in the lot...

20/11/2017

Pornhub made a full noise song out of sex toys

Goes without saying... NSFW.

16/11/2017

Rog's very subtle CRC product endorsement video

This is what happens when Rog is asked to endorse a product...

16/11/2017

Deadpool 2 trailer just dropped and "holy f*ck knuckles", it's good

Shit, this is gonna be good.

16/11/2017

Pearl Jam preview new track for the first time in four years

Hells yes!

15/11/2017

Cards Against Humanity buy land on US border to stop Trump from building his wall

"The Government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice... we are going to save America."

15/11/2017

Sky reporter cocks up live broadcast when he receives dirty text on camera

The foreshadowing of this is golden...

14/11/2017

Brett tells us it was a fart that made him realise Angel was "the one"

"You should fart at the altar."

14/11/2017

WATCH: Chick comes home to find her weed plants eaten and her cats baked out their brains

When Gizmo gets to your cone before you do...

14/11/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 14 November

14/11/2017

These tiny freaks are rooting on your face right now

They all did it for the nookie.

13/11/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 13 November

10/11/2017

Aussie Uber driver accidentally picks up hooker, shit gets bloody awkward

Not quite what Dan had in mind when he set out to pick someone up...

10/11/2017

What to do when your neighbour's sex is so loud it sounds like murder

Sometimes neighbourly advice can be hard to swallow...

10/11/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 10 November

The best shit on the internet today.

10/11/2017

Colombian authorities warn rich, horny tourists might be getting less "bang" for their buck

Can these event organisers really pull off unlimited sex and drugs?

09/11/2017

Mark Hunt hilariously rips the piss out of a fan's really shit tattoo of him

"fukmeded who ever did this tattoo needs a hiding"

09/11/2017

Doctor delivers baby while dressed as the Joker on Halloween

What a joker.

08/11/2017

Chick sends pics of herself rather than her car to insurance company

08/11/2017

Chick who flipped Trump the bird has been fired from her job

Worth it.

07/11/2017

The scientific reason why some guys' beards look like pubes

We all know someone who can't grow a beard to save themselves...

06/11/2017

Old geezer mistakes courgette for bomb, gets cops to investigate

Well shit.

06/11/2017

Watch this mad dog break a world record by chugging four beersies and running a mile

Reckon we could beat it? The Rock FM beer mile anyone?

06/11/2017

Dude does the 9 million scoville spicy ramen noodle challenge, instantly regrets it

Bro...

06/11/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 6 November 2017

Start the working week off with a fresh dump of some of the funniest, worst and most random stuff on the web.

06/11/2017

The way this zombie kills this character has got to be the funniest way to die in a video game

We've heard of getting eaten by zombies but this is ridiculous.

05/11/2017

Man got locked in walk-in beer fridge overnight, drank for 6 hours, then gapped it

We would have done the same.

03/11/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 3rd November 2017

Enjoy the Friday morning dump.

03/11/2017

Hamilton dirt bike prank ends horribly

When pranks don't go to plan.

02/11/2017

Boss fires all his staff because he simply "cannot work with them a moment longer"

Well this guy just couldn't be arsed anymore.

02/11/2017