Ferrari owner wrote off his $450,000 supercar one hour after buying it

Dude...

28/07/2017

This woman hilariously takes the piss out of Instagram model bikini pics

And she's mastered her craft.

28/07/2017

James Hetfield slams the Kardashians for slapping their faces on Metallica tees without permission

Slightly nicer than Slayer's comments, but still cuts deep.

27/07/2017

Beer company stocks are dropping because people keep drinking wanky craft brews

If this is you, please hand in your man card.

27/07/2017

This weed-smoking, Rockstar-drinking geezer is the best damn car salesman you'll ever find

Whoever taught this guy to use the internet: thank you.

25/07/2017

Young battler gets out on his lawn to play Metallica for his neighbourhood

All he needs is a chair and a beer.

25/07/2017

This batshit crazy couple can orgasm just from hugging each other

If this bloke could pass on some secrets, that'd be greaaaat.

24/07/2017

Watch Halle Berry chug a pint of whiskey like a champ

Gotta love a girl who can drink you under the table.

21/07/2017

Korea has a park dedicated to dicks, because, why the hell not?

So many dick jokes we could make, so little time.

20/07/2017

Ten thousand beers make epic fountain after delivery truck crashes

Goodbye my lover...

20/07/2017

Enjoy this cringeworthy ad starring Dan Carter from back in 2003

30, 60, 90 metres!

19/07/2017

Bloke runs through KFC drive thru to steal driver's meal

Kfry on the fly.

19/07/2017

Mime loses his goddamn mind, blows out in the back of live broadcast

Aren't mimes meant to be silent...?

19/07/2017

Watch a bunch of angry Stone Sour fans chant 'f**k Nickelback during gig

The fire is well and truly burning in this feud.

19/07/2017

This mall has 'husband pods' for blokes to hang out while the missus shops

Our prayers have been answered.

18/07/2017

Canterbury Police issue warning against Game of Thrones spoilers

"It is NOT an offence to publish Game of Thrones spoilers. It's not cool. Not cool at all."

18/07/2017

Sneaky bastard uses fake ID to get into Conor McGregor's walkout entourage

"Would you prefer 20 duck-sized Mayweathers, or one Mayweather-sized duck?"

18/07/2017

Girl wearing Nirvana shirt doesn't know who Nirvana is

Smells like somebody shouldn't be wearing that shirt.

17/07/2017

Pianist turns his piano into a guitar to play solos like Slash

One word - COOL.

17/07/2017

The backlash when Rog spoiled the first episode of Game of Thrones last year

He won't do that ever again.

17/07/2017

Woman destroys $200,000 worth of art while taking a selfie

That'll rip your undies.

14/07/2017

Man mows giant "A-HOLE" on his lawn to let the world know his neighbour is a dick

Apparently it's been there since 2013. Which makes it even funnier.

14/07/2017

Jim's Game of Thrones "Hodor" parody

This one's for the GOT fans.

13/07/2017

Whangarei bloke jams on his bass while waiting at bridge crossing

What a guy.

11/07/2017

Inappropriate children's book titles that actually exist

Today we discover, we are all Polly.

11/07/2017

Lad checks in a can of beer as luggage, and it makes it to destination

Give that man a (another) beer!

11/07/2017

Mental as f**k bodybuilder goes viral for raging at some plastic flamingos

What the hell...?

10/07/2017

There's now an Aussie dating app for ladies who want to bone tradies

Finally, the rugged blokes of the world have a chance.

07/07/2017

We've noticed Mulls gives zero f**ks when listeners are talking are on the phone

At least try look interested, Mulls.

06/07/2017

Hodor from Game of Thrones stars in new KFC ad

Damnit, now all we want is to eat KFC and watch Game of Thrones.

06/07/2017

Man vomits on female news reporter during July 4 live cross

MURICA

06/07/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 5 July 2017

The best shit on the internet today.

05/07/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 4 July 2017

04/07/2017

This is why you should never send dickpics to Instagram models

It's all fun and games til mum gets involved.

03/07/2017

Racing toilets scare the shit out of unsuspecting Russians

Well, shit.

03/07/2017

Donald Trump makes arse of himself by posting fake video attacking reporter

#FakeNews

03/07/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 3 July 2017

The best shit on the internet today.

03/07/2017

Drunk chick takes a dump in middle of store, unsuspecting dude slips in it

The execution of this shit makes us think this wasn't her first rodeo.

30/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 30 June 2017

The best shit on the internet today.

30/06/2017

The Laser Kiwi Flag has made an appearance in Royal Blood's Glastonbury set

Fire the lasers!

30/06/2017

Maddog bloke balances a running lawnmower on his head, breaks world record

How the hell is there even a current record for this?

29/06/2017

Sit back and enjoy this vid of Donald Trump awkwardly hitting on a reporter

He interrupted his phone call with a world leader to flirt with a chick. Priorities.

29/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 29 June 2017

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29/06/2017

Pro tattoo artists rip into Justin Bieber and other shitty pop stars for having crap ink

Nothing worse than some stink ink.

28/06/2017

Some weird as shit happened on The Cafe the other day

Daytime TV. Still strange as hell.

28/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 28 June 2017

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28/06/2017

Number one battler gets hit by bus, gets straight up and buggers off to pub

That's one hell of a hit.

28/06/2017

Chilled Aussie bloke lights up a durrie while making citizen's arrest

Lad.

27/06/2017

People are now giving Bunnings 5 star restaurant ratings for their snags

Gotta love a bit of sausage.

27/06/2017

UFC fighters shits herself during fight, ends up rolling around in poop

Not quite the Jell-o fight we were hoping for.

27/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 27 June 2017

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27/06/2017

Watch this 3 year old kid lose his shit while headbanging to Metallica

27/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 26 June 2017

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26/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 23 June 2017

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23/06/2017

Irish people lose their flamin' shit while trying NZ treats for the first time

"It tastes like a happy accident."

22/06/2017

Aussie bloke tries to be a big dog on his motorbike, has epic burnout fail

How NOT to do a burnout.

21/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 20 June 2017

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20/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 19 June 2017

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19/06/2017

Rog gets pranked, accepts fake job offer from Aussie radio station (2012)

And he threw everyone under the bus to get there.

16/06/2017

Bloke gives hilarious review of NSFW "wallet"

Uhh... we're not so sure that's an actual wallet, bro...

16/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 16 June 2017

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16/06/2017

This old geezer headbanging to Metallica is exactly how we'll look in 40 years

Grey is the new black.

15/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 15 June 2017

15/06/2017

Constipated bloke gets 13kg turd surgically removed from his body

Holy shit.

14/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 14 June 2017

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14/06/2017

How long did you leave an injury before hitting up the doc?

"She'll be right"... or will she?

13/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 13 June 2017

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13/06/2017

Horny couple videoed having sex in their plane seat during flight to Ibiza

How's that for some in-flight entertainment.

12/06/2017

British MP Jeremy Corbyn sucks arse at high-fives, fails miserably twice

He must have felt a right tit after that.

12/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 12 June 2017

The best shit on the internet today.

12/06/2017

10 times New Zealanders were masters of taking the piss

Ah, NZ, you beauty.

11/06/2017

30 unbelievably shit tattoos that'll make you question humanity

A compilation of some real stink ink from around the net.

09/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 9 June 2017

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09/06/2017

Bloke gets his schlong stuck in wrench, has to get it drilled out

What a tool.

08/06/2017

Thousands of Brits are planning to moon Trump when he visits

Arses for an arse.

08/06/2017

Watch this dude play a bunch of Tool songs using, well... tools

Taking things a bit too literal here.

08/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 8 June 2017

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08/06/2017

Kiwi cop goes viral for using 'finger guns' during armed stand off

Do ya feel lucky, punk?

07/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 7 June 2017

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07/06/2017

Drunk newsreader goes viral after telling police to "lick her a**hole"

When the news becomes the news.

07/06/2017

The best news bloopers and fails this month from around the world

Great to have news that isn't super depressing for a change.

06/06/2017

Rog's 12-year-old daughter rips into him for being a shit dad

We really ought to make her a permanent guest.

06/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 6 June

A big ol' dumping of the funniest, weirdest and most random shit on the internet.

06/06/2017

Man casually mowing lawn with massive tornado behind him was "keeping an eye on it"

Women, this is why you live longer than blokes.

05/06/2017

Man who took his pint of beer while fleeing the London terror attacks has gone viral

He's been hailed as an unlikely hero and the embodiment of British humour and defiance.

05/06/2017

Two kiwi lads trekked the Himalayas in jandals for a laugh

Yes they decided to do this on the piss, how could you tell?

03/06/2017

Jim got to be the boss of The Rock for one day

Unsurprisingly, it was a terrible idea.

02/06/2017

Girl thinks she is 'too hot' to be roasted, gets destroyed by the internet

Be careful what you wish for girl, because you just might get it.

02/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 2 June 2017

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02/06/2017

Auckland chick climbs on a $600k sports car for an Instagram pic, pisses everyone off

Some girls will do anything for a photo.

01/06/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 1 June 2017

01/06/2017

How To DAD attempts to become NZ's best gumboot thrower

Still wondering how gumboot throwing hasn't become our national sport.

31/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 31 May 2017

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31/05/2017

Phone scammer gets owned after accidentally calling Kiwi cop

Busted.

31/05/2017

Diehard NSW fan paints his house blue even though he lives in QLD

Bold move for an ol' Cane Toad.

31/05/2017

This Kiwi dude literally has a dick on his arm

Talk about a dickey arm.

30/05/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 30 May 2017

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30/05/2017

Aussie bloke loses his shit at driver, gets dealt instant karma

An angry Australian? Why are we not surprised.

30/05/2017

Photoshop pro comes in hot with gold-class trolling on people's requests

Be careful what you wish for.

29/05/2017

Batshit Tinder chick admits to peeing on ex-boyfriend's stuff, tries to trade sex for housework

Really keeping an eye on our toiletries after this.

29/05/2017