Russia breaks world record for most bikini-clad snowboarders

In Russia, snow board you.

26/04/2017

Cops roasted for arresting a bloke who saved beer from fire

He has raised the bar.

26/04/2017

Chick uses her boyfriend's ballbag to do her makeup

NSFW. Nothing like a good facial.

26/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 26 April 2017

Best shit on the internet today.

26/04/2017

Japanese game show tries to get trains through weird places

Oh, Japan. You never cease to amaze our dirty little minds.

24/04/2017

The internet is brutally roasting NZ for no bloody reason

So... maybe we're not as popular as we thought, eh?

24/04/2017

Kid arrested after trying to drive across Aussie on his own

The wee bugger got 1,300km across the country before being stopped by police.

24/04/2017

Mercedes-Benz take the absolute piss out of bloke wanting free car

How exhausting.

24/04/2017

Is this the loosest, vodka stealing monkey out there?

The only party crasher you want there.

24/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 24 April

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24/04/2017

100 ways to get high - brought to you by a hot chick

21/04/2017

Somehow Dunc did his shoulder trying to pop open a beer

Oh god, not another Rock announcer down with a shoulder injury.

21/04/2017

Mates find a wallet and create annual drinking game that lasts 14 years

There's no happier way to lose a wallet.

21/04/2017

World's oldest porn star reveals how he keeps it up

If you know what we mean...

21/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 21 April

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21/04/2017

Thane and Dunc feed Jim "Beyond Death" hot sauce

RIP Jim's sphincter.

20/04/2017

Guy tries to help elderly pedestrian, ends up hitting her

Always remember the handbrake.

20/04/2017

Blindfolded bloke gets stitched up with asshole prank

They made an ass out of him.

20/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 20 April

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20/04/2017

The first ever weed drive-thru store is opening on 4/20

Hopefully the drive through sells shit for munchies, too.

19/04/2017

Malaysia Airlines majorly screw up their NZ geography

Hate to think what yarns their tour guides would be like.

19/04/2017

The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, week 5

Another week, another Bachelor pisstake.

19/04/2017

Giraffe goes maddog, kicks zookeeper in the nuts

That's gotta hurt.

18/04/2017

Tradie does 'sexy' photoshoot for his missus

He got down and dirty.

18/04/2017

Watch a bunch of kids listen to AC/DC for the first time

"Sounds like a gremlin voice."

18/04/2017

Indian train station accidentally broadcasts porn on TVs

We're gonna go ahead and point out that this one's obviously NSFW.

16/04/2017

Conor McGregor goes on 3 day bender, gets owned by car rental company

Game changer.

13/04/2017

Bloke downs 13 beers while running 13 mile marathon

Is it considered cheating if they're light beers, though?

13/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 13 April

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13/04/2017

Filter's Richard Patrick calls Chainsmokers "shit"

On ya, mate.

12/04/2017

Dudes play 'Killing In The Name' on toy instruments

Just toying around.

12/04/2017

Meth-addicted python has been sent to prison rehab

Only in Australia.

12/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 12 April

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12/04/2017

People from different countries try the worlds most disgusting liquor

"Malort, tonight's the night you fight your Dad"

11/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 11 April

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11/04/2017

Lad gets pigeon to the face while travelling 180kmph on a rollercoaster

What a bloody mess.

10/04/2017

Aussie newschick craps herself after realising she's on-air

Can't beat a classic news cock up.

10/04/2017

Mulls gets Bryce with a classic premature ejaculation gag

It's always funnier when the guy you're making fun of isn't there to defend himself.

10/04/2017

Dude accidentally sharts, writes a song about it

Never trust a fart.

10/04/2017

'Dad bod,' 'smackdown,' and '420' are now officially in the dictionary

300 pointless words were added

07/04/2017

Mum cocks up, buys cushions with hidden dicks on 'em

Really going balls-deep with the home decor.

07/04/2017

Dude loses his shit after his card declines buying M&Ms

Anyone else notice him mooning half the shop, though?

07/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 7 April

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07/04/2017

Meet Harmony, the world's first (creepy) sex robot

This creepy sex doll is NSFW

06/04/2017

Bus screws up U-turn, makes million-point turn

What a dick move.

06/04/2017

Watch the All Blacks waste people in the street

Trust the Japanese to come up with some real whack shit for their commercials.

06/04/2017

Dude texts wrong number about the size of his dick...

You're gonna have to harden up bro

05/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 5 April 2017

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05/04/2017

The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, week 3

Ever wondered what The Bachelor would be like if a bloke took the wheel? Now you know.

04/04/2017

Postman leaves shitty note after his delivery screw up

Well that stinks

04/04/2017

Chimpanzee throws poop at crowd, hits grandma in the face

Really going apeshit there.

04/04/2017

Kiwis are drawing giant dick & balls with their GPS systems

Ballsy move.

03/04/2017

The best 2017 April Fools stitch ups

PornHub wins 'worst mate' award

03/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 3 April 2017

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03/04/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 31 March 2017

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30/03/2017

Man gets rekt trying to wrestle an alligator with a towel

Another potential Darwin award.

30/03/2017

Chick who plays Po in Teletubbies is now an 'adult actress'

Childhood ruined or adulthood made?

30/03/2017

Here's a list of the weirdest shit people have left in Ubers

And to think the worst thing we've left behind is our dignity...

30/03/2017

Massive 'cannabis blunt' rolls up on Florida beach

Now that's some sea weed.

30/03/2017

Uber driver catches her boyfriend cheating after dropping another girl at his place

Well, this is awkward...

30/03/2017

Gordon Ramsay 'gets fingers stuck in blender' on live TV

Really getting hands on with the cooking there.

30/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 30 March 2017

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30/03/2017

Chick on Shortland Street has epic fail trying to unlock a door

How did she get a job in a hospital if she can't even unlock her front door?

29/03/2017

Aussie bloke says cyclone is giving his town BJs

Good ol' Kev, someone needs to give him a weatherman gig.

29/03/2017

Want to live longer? Science says have sex & stare at boobs

Science, looking out for the boys.

29/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 29 March 2017

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29/03/2017

The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, week 2

Another week, another two hours of your life we've saved.

28/03/2017

Watch Ozzy Man's brutal review of the new Baywatch trailer

"Do. Not. Get. Caught. Staring."

28/03/2017

Chick manages to make easy cash off dudes on Tinder

A few gullible blokes short of $5 now.

28/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 28 March 2017

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28/03/2017

School burglar caught with his pants down

You can't make this shit up.

27/03/2017

Teacher finds vokda in 5 year olds lunch box

When you promise everyone shots on the playground at lunch but your teacher catches on.

27/03/2017

TVNZ weatherman drops two c-bombs during live broadcast

"Country" definitely is not a word you want to fall a syllable short.

27/03/2017

Former NBA star reckons Nirvana got him high on SNL

"Every time those guys from Nirvana opened their door I got like a contact high."

27/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 27 March 2017

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27/03/2017

Napier cop car photographed with weed on the dashboard

The photo has been lighting up on Facebook over the past 24 hours.

24/03/2017

Congrats NZ, we're the 3rd biggest pre-gamers in the world

Coming in right on the heels of the Irish and Norwegians is not a bad effort.

24/03/2017

#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words is the worst thing to happen to sex

24/03/2017

Guys build a nitrous powered office chair, spins at 500 km/h

Must be a few screws loose in this bloke for him to try this.

24/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 24 March 2017

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24/03/2017

Swedish troll claims Australia isn't real, has solid 'proof'

Secretly hoping this is true.

23/03/2017

Bloke's dirty mind makes him look like an idiot on game show

You had one letter Kevin, and you still managed to make an arse of yourself.

23/03/2017

Beer Yoga is now an actual thing in New Zealand

You mean there's a way to drink beer and get healthy? Sign us up.

23/03/2017

God says he's a Green Day fan on Stephen Colbert show

We take it 'Bullet In A Bible' went down alright with the Big Man?

23/03/2017

Randy couple caught having balcony sex in broad daylight

That bloke can now tick 'balcony bang' off of his bucket list.

23/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 23 March 2017

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23/03/2017

Shitty life tips that are so bad they're good

Don't try some of these at home.

22/03/2017

Pornstar retires at 80, claims nobody could keep up with her

It might not be a case of old blokes keeping up with her, but maybe keeping it up in general.

22/03/2017

Fake strongmen prank morning TV show with crap workouts

Chop & Steele flexed their guns by breaking sticks on TV.

22/03/2017

Little kid loses his shit during Drowning Pool cover

You're gonna go far, kid.

22/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 22 March 2017

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22/03/2017

The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, Week 1

The average Kiwi's interpretation of that show everyone is (unfortunately) talking about.

21/03/2017

There's a joint in NY where you can demo a room for $40

A great place to release all that anger built up from watching your team lose all the time.

21/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 21 March 2017

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21/03/2017

Presenter accidentally draws a dick on live TV

Apparently there was a big cock-up in the hockey today.

20/03/2017

Why the hell is this chicken the size of a small child?

Forget about a guard dog, get a guard chook.

20/03/2017

Footballer accidentally thanks wife AND girlfriend in speech

Player of the day just got a whole new meaning.

20/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 20 March 2017

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20/03/2017

Adam Sandler recalls how he made kids cry on Billy Madison

If smashing 6 year olds at dodgeball is in the script, then it must be alright.

17/03/2017

Maddog cyclist takes a leak mid-race

Who said men weren't good at multitasking.

17/03/2017