Napier cop car photographed with weed on the dashboard

The photo has been lighting up on Facebook over the past 24 hours.

24/03/2017

Congrats NZ, we're the 3rd biggest pre-gamers in the world

Coming in right on the heels of the Irish and Norwegians is not a bad effort.

24/03/2017

#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words is the worst thing to happen to sex

24/03/2017

Guys build a nitrous powered office chair, spins at 500 km/h

Must be a few screws loose in this bloke for him to try this.

24/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 24 March 2017

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24/03/2017

Swedish troll claims Australia isn't real, has solid 'proof'

Secretly hoping this is true.

23/03/2017

Bloke's dirty mind makes him look like an idiot on game show

You had one letter Kevin, and you still managed to make an arse of yourself.

23/03/2017

Beer Yoga is now an actual thing in New Zealand

You mean there's a way to drink beer and get healthy? Sign us up.

23/03/2017

God says he's a Green Day fan on Stephen Colbert show

We take it 'Bullet In A Bible' went down alright with the Big Man?

23/03/2017

Randy couple caught having balcony sex in broad daylight

That bloke can now tick 'balcony bang' off of his bucket list.

23/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 23 March 2017

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23/03/2017

Shitty life tips that are so bad they're good

Don't try some of these at home.

22/03/2017

Pornstar retires at 80, claims nobody could keep up with her

It might not be a case of old blokes keeping up with her, but maybe keeping it up in general.

22/03/2017

Fake strongmen prank morning TV show with crap workouts

Chop & Steele flexed their guns by breaking sticks on TV.

22/03/2017

Little kid loses his shit during Drowning Pool cover

You're gonna go far, kid.

22/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 22 March 2017

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22/03/2017

The Rock Recaps: The Bachelor NZ, Week 1

The average Kiwi's interpretation of that show everyone is (unfortunately) talking about.

21/03/2017

There's a joint in NY where you can demo a room for $40

A great place to release all that anger built up from watching your team lose all the time.

21/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 21 March 2017

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21/03/2017

Presenter accidentally draws a dick on live TV

Apparently there was a big cock-up in the hockey today.

20/03/2017

Why the hell is this chicken the size of a small child?

Forget about a guard dog, get a guard chook.

20/03/2017

Footballer accidentally thanks wife AND girlfriend in speech

Player of the day just got a whole new meaning.

20/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 20 March 2017

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20/03/2017

Adam Sandler recalls how he made kids cry on Billy Madison

If smashing 6 year olds at dodgeball is in the script, then it must be alright.

17/03/2017

Maddog cyclist takes a leak mid-race

Who said men weren't good at multitasking.

17/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 17 March 2017

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17/03/2017

Sad Hugh Jackman inspires another classic photoshop battle

Sadverine must have chipped a claw.

16/03/2017

Sam Cane photobombs Aaron Cruden on live TV

Even the All Blacks are jumping on the 'Danger Swig' bandwagon.

16/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 16 March 2017

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16/03/2017

Bloke gets punished by a call-girl texting the wrong number

A listener hit up Thane and Dunc after being constantly punished by texts from a very angry lady of the night.

15/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 15 March 2017

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15/03/2017

There's a festival in Japan where brides ride a 7ft dick

Apparently size matters in Japan.

14/03/2017

French camper drops a turd in the middle of a Dunedin street

What a shitty thing to do.

14/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 14 March 2017

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14/03/2017

Rally driver crashes and gets lost in the car park

The lucky bastard still managed to win the race too.

13/03/2017

Westie bloke rides tyre down a dam during Auckland floods

Only in New Zealand.

13/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 13 March 2017

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13/03/2017

Hangover impersonator making 240k a year reveals why he quit

His wife left him and somehow he winded up working the strip and making bank.

10/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 10 March 2017

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10/03/2017

Motorbike riders start break dancing when the light goes red

Apparently red now means you have to get up and break into dance.

09/03/2017

Kid interrupts weather and farts on the reporter

In this breaking wind report, kid predicts for "farts everywhere" with chances of "toots".

09/03/2017

The most bogan baby names of 2017

When you love Bacardi so much you name your kid after it.

09/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 9 March 2017

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09/03/2017

Dude juggles for police to prove he's all good to drive

His bloody number plate even says "JUGGLER".

08/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 8 March 2017

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08/03/2017

This tradie is literally dumb as fuck

"When I was six, my sister was half my age. Now I'm 70, how old is she now?"

07/03/2017

Kids react to listening to Guns N' Roses for the first time

And some of them bloody loved it.

07/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 7 March 2017

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07/03/2017

Road rager punches in a window, then pepper sprays the bloke

If you thought having ya window smashed in was bad enough, getting pepper sprayed really rubs salt into the wound.

06/03/2017

Nigel Owens gets hit in the head, yellow cards the ball boy

You'd take a yellow for that. Would have been red if it was anybody else.

06/03/2017

Thief goes bananas, tries to hold up a chip shop with fruit

His 'gun' was fully loaded with potassium.

06/03/2017

Christchurch petrol station robbed by bloke in shark onesie

No one would suspect the shark did it.

06/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 6 March 2017

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06/03/2017

Kimmel & Baldwin take the piss out of Shortland St

Wonder how Harry Warner feels about the whole world thinking about his dick.

03/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 3 March 2017

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03/03/2017

The Dudesons got a scorpion harvester, invent forest rodeo

These guy are bloody nuts.

02/03/2017

Hungover bloke gets woken up by shit mates with rat traps

That's gotta hurt.

02/03/2017

Metal baby throws up devil horns in the womb

Someone needs to get that kid a stereo and some heavy speakers for the baby shower.

02/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 2 March 2017

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02/03/2017

Jack Black copped a shit high five to face on a gameshow

When you're so stoked and you nearly take someone's eye out.

01/03/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 1 March 2017

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01/03/2017

Unlucky Greymouth bloke drives his boat straight into a pole

All that free space and you hit the one pole in the middle...

28/02/2017

Andy Samberg imitates Eddie Vedder with 'Alive' memoriam

Shouting out to all the celebs who haven't carked it yet.

28/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 28 February 2017

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28/02/2017

Apprentice gets trolled with a classic first day prank

When you're the new guy and your boss is a dick.

27/02/2017

Presenter gets slapped on live TV for touching a models arse

This bloke got put in his place, even after being warned.

27/02/2017

Is this bloke the worst skier of all time?

Still better than Rog, though.

27/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 27 February 2017

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27/02/2017

KFC announces cauliflower burger, ends up being epic troll

We couldn't think of anything worse than a cauliflower and kale burger.

25/02/2017

These dogs photobomb pics and ruin them by taking a dump

When man's best mate doesn't care if he get's in your shot or not.

24/02/2017

Bloke admits to having sex with more than 1000 cars

Must be exhausting getting with a car.

24/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 24 February 2017

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24/02/2017

Swedish politician calls for paid sex breaks at work

Finally, a politician has pitched something we can all agree on.

23/02/2017

These crazy Chinese blokes show off their balls of steel

The Kung Fu Masters have become experts in the art of repeatedly getting slammed in the nuts.

23/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 23 February 2017

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23/02/2017

Steve-O does new "Titty Trick Shots" with model

The Jackass star and Laci Kay Somers take ping pong trick shots to a new level.

22/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 22 February 2017

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22/02/2017

The McHacks that will get you the best quality Maccas feed

Get the VIP treatment you deserve with these tip and tricks.

21/02/2017

Bloke proposes to girlfriend using chicken nuggets

Nothing says "I love you" more than a 20 pack of nuggets.

21/02/2017

Cocky MMA fighter gets KO'd after showing off to opponent

Talk shit, get hit.

21/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 21 February 2017

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21/02/2017

Waikato Police make fun of cows and their 'grass'

Instead of the classic "don't do drugs" post, the Waikato Police ran a high steaks caption this comp.

20/02/2017

Chicks lose their shit trying to get a rat out of their flat

Rog, what are you doing there?

20/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Monday 20 February 2017 (22 pics)

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20/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Friday 17 February 2017 (21 pics)

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17/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Thursday 16 February 2017 (22 pics)

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15/02/2017

Producer Jeremy's "Harry's Little Penis" Shorty St parody

Quite possibly the most ridiculous cliffhanger to happen to NZ television... and now it has an even more ridiculous parody song.

15/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Wednesday 15 February 2017 (22 pics)

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14/02/2017

Aussie vegan cyclist has beef with dangerous driver

Ah, vegans...

14/02/2017

Someone found James Hetfield's missing Grammy vocals

As always, James Hetfield knocked it out of the park, and now we can finally hear it.

14/02/2017

Donald Trump's tweets have been made into a whiny emo song

Just when we thought emo music couldn't get any more annoying.

14/02/2017

Burger King in Israel is now selling an "Adults' Meal"

Burger King? You mean Burger Kink?

14/02/2017

The Daily Dump - Tuesday 14 February 2017 (22 pics)

14/02/2017

Dunedin man calls police on his dealer for selling him salt

He was a bit salty after the deal went down.

10/02/2017

Girl orgasms in front of BF's mum in vibrating panties prank

Well that's one way to leave an impression on the mother-in-law. And the car seat.

10/02/2017

Kiwi couple celebrate getting married with a mean as burnout

Power-sliding their way into commitment.

09/02/2017

These poor blokes are forced to take photos of their gfs

It's a tribute page to all the boyfriends slaying it on Instagram out there.

09/02/2017

Dude trolls customers by leaving fake CDs in music store

Shrek themed Beastie Boys would fly off of shelves.

08/02/2017

Mates sneak into the Super Bowl thanks to a trusty ladder

Stepping up in the world of pranks credit to the ladder they found on the footpath.

07/02/2017

NFL gets the piss taken out of it in this bad lip reading

What better way to get into the Super Bowl than to take the piss out of all the players.

06/02/2017