Dead millionaire renders his wife of 42 years a pleb, leaving her nothing

Savage.

24/04/2018

Jim plays a song he wrote himself to The Killers frontman, Brandon Flowers

Not shit or painful to watch at all.

23/04/2018

12yo rascal ganks his Mum's credit card, jumps on a plane to Bali

The size of this kid's balls.

23/04/2018

Serj Tankian previews new song while speaking in support for Armenia

Serj's musical salute to Armenia's peaceful resistance.

23/04/2018

Newlyweds drop a $1000 on cheeseburgers for drunken guests

Not all heroes wear capes.

23/04/2018

Day 3: Jim strips to his undies, sleeps in Freedom bed for 28 minutes

So close to achieving the goal Jimbo. Don't stop dreaming mate.

20/04/2018

Students asked to cut back on roundabout sex, deemed too distracting for drivers

Creating Os on a big O during O week. It's like an O-ception.

20/04/2018

Lad smuggles himself into a porn show in cardboard box, covers actress in silly string

The Trojan horse of porn.

19/04/2018

Here's the jobs that chicks swipe right the most on dating sites

No mention of radio workers...

19/04/2018

Bloke sends chick an invoice for their date after she ghosts him

We understand the struggle, but if you're going to get salty mate, maybe don't offer to pay in the first place.

17/04/2018

Man takes wife to court over mother-in-law being a pain in the ass

Relatable.

17/04/2018

Girl's public toilet horror story is one hell of a funny code brown yarn for the rest of us

Public toilets are a stink place ... But this lass has had a worse experience than most...

16/04/2018

Reporter takes a face full of dirt from MX rider like a champ

He 100% knew what he was doing.

13/04/2018

Guy rewires his girlfriend's car horn to honk every time she brakes

That's a hell of a commitment for a laugh.

13/04/2018

Embarrassing pic of John Cena pinned by The Undertaker at Wrestlemania goes viral for all the wrong reasons

Adding insult to injury.

12/04/2018

Meet the different types of people that went to Jim Beam Homegrown

What a fascinating collection of creatures.

11/04/2018

8-year-old boy accidentally wore a sexually graphic t-shirt of a woman's legs spread apart to school

When you know Dad dressed the kids that day...

09/04/2018

BREAKING: Large condoms are being rationed due to global shortage

A global shortage in Durex condoms due to increased demand is forcing medical professionals to ration out prescriptions.

06/04/2018

One million chicken nuggies have been lost in motorway crash

It's a sad day for nugget lovers.

06/04/2018

WATCH: Woman's flashing ass moonlight of the Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony

G'day and welcome to the GC's Commonwealth Ass Gate.

05/04/2018

Bryce held hostage by a fox while in the UK

So, what does the fox say Bryce?

05/04/2018

Ebay listing uses explicit pic to sell the lifestyle that goes with owning a Ferrari

Because a bright yellow Ferrari 360 Modena Giallo wasn't enough of a selling point.

04/04/2018

WATCH: Lad caught rooting the ninth hole on the golf course

The "grand slam" nightmares are made of.

04/04/2018

Maccas called the cops on Aussie bloke who "accidentally" took a better order

"Shouldn't they be fighting crime, not fighting the Hamburglar?"

04/04/2018

Chick's top notch stitch up on punishing dude asking for nudes

One way to mess with a creep.

03/04/2018

WATCH: Bloke smuggles his way into ringside seats at Anthony Joshua vs. Joseph Parker fight

And shows exactly how he did it.

03/04/2018

Newlyweds leg it from the altar to the Crusaders game

The honeymoon of any rugby fanatic's dreams.

03/04/2018

Munter argues with Tool frontman about Tool on Twitter without realizing who he's talking too

Not so classic stitch up.

28/03/2018

Two women spotted eating mayonnaise from the jar at a basketball game

Two girls, one jar.

26/03/2018

Putaruru's Poo Towns of New Zealand song is here and it's one of our best yet

When you live in a town, a town whose name starts with Pu.

22/03/2018

WATCH: Kids listen to System of the Down for the first time, get their minds blown

"THIS IS SO MUCH METAL. AND I LOVE IT."

20/03/2018

That time Rog intimidated young Bryce into helping him get someone fired

When old big dog Rog throws his weight around.

20/03/2018

Science confirms your relationship is making you fatter

Well, saw this one coming. Hey babe, can you pass me the chips?

19/03/2018

We found Wilson Dixon busking on the street and dragged him into the studio to perform a tune

Ol mate Wilson Dixon's warming up for a tour around the country

19/03/2018

Feeling dusty? Someone's created a hangover-curing ice cream for moments like this

The ice cream sandwich is aptly called 'Hang in there'.

19/03/2018

Meet the 'weed nuns' doing 'God's work'

Blessed and blazed.

19/03/2018

Science reckons staring at boobs improves males life expectancy

Great news. But not a free pass to be a creep.

16/03/2018

Rich, famous chicks are spending $650 a pop on "penis facials"

Not as Pornhub as you'd think. It's actually worse.

16/03/2018

Someone has created a 3000hp jet powered Holden Commodore

Some ledgebag decided to splice a humble 90's Holden Commodore with a jet engine.

15/03/2018

WATCH: Bloke with bacon sandwich hitchhikes naked in NZ for a competition

He made international headlines, but's got nothing else to show for it.

15/03/2018

WATCH: Weekend host Lee eats a pig's dick on a stick

Cooked nipples also on the menu. Chea Hokitika Wildfoods Fest.

15/03/2018

Tools down team, Lego's looking for a master model builder

Hell of a job with not too shabby a salary.

15/03/2018

Steve wants to wrestle John Cena for his role back in the new Blue's Clues

John Cena hosting kids TV though...

14/03/2018

Dad's stitch up on his cheating child is some of the best parenting we've ever seen

Never unpause a game of Mario Kart while your opponent is out of the room.

14/03/2018

Dude asks the internet why his gf masturbates after sex, gets roasted to a crisp

Mate...

14/03/2018

If you struggle to get out of bed in the morning, you're more intelligent than everyone else

Your boss might disagree, but turns out smashing that snooze is a good thing.

14/03/2018

Sophie Turner talks about her unique education in the world of oral sex

Not in sex-ed like the rest of us sexually-curious jelly beans.

13/03/2018

Jim the fake Newshub reporter puts people on the spot at Demon Energy Rock The Park

Unsurprisingly, they did a better job than him.

12/03/2018

WATCH: A rogue Rog captures the attention of two wild cougars at Rock the Park

The animal's back at it...

12/03/2018

Sex doll company looking for capable tester, willing to pay 65k NZD salary

You need to be ready for HARD work and TIGHT deadlines.

12/03/2018

WATCH: Green Day, Blink 182 and Alice Cooper read mean Tweets about themselves

Some accurate calls in here...

08/03/2018

WATCH: Aussie swims through his 30,000 strong VB beer can pit

Like a kid's ball pit for cooked bogans.

08/03/2018

WATCH: Lad pretends to bone his mate's sister in rough stitch up

Don't try this at home... Unless you're already screwing you mate's sister?

05/03/2018

Corn flakes were invented to prevent dudes from jacking themselves off

Originally marketed by Mr. Kellogg as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal."

02/03/2018

Chick trades nudes for a husky puppy

Not really sure who the winner is here...

28/02/2018

Lad gets stuck in elevator after pissing on the buttons

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...

27/02/2018

Jim hazes the intern with a prank call so punishing our entire office is in tears

WARNING: VERY STRONG LANGUAGE.

26/02/2018

Girl ends a marriage after learning her Dad's actually her Uncle in school biology

Some shit you're not supposed to learn at school...

26/02/2018

A lad named Shag (who hasn't cut his hair since 1986) took out best mullet at Mulletfest over the weekend

And shit, is she a beauty of a mullet.

26/02/2018

China cracking down on strippers at funerals

What is the world coming to???

23/02/2018

Instant karma for Auckland wanker who tried to snake everyone in traffic

Sucks to be you, bro.

23/02/2018

There's a Deadpool Card's Against Humanity coming

Holy f*ck knuckles.

23/02/2018

Olympic curler's man necks four beersies before her early morning game

We know who the true champ here is.

22/02/2018

UK in state of emergency over mass KFC closure, cops announce fried chicken is not a police matter

Debatable.

22/02/2018

The Project caught Rog rigging our plans to lift the curse moments before he was deported

Just couldn't help yourself could ya Rog....

22/02/2018

Someone's making chocolate buttholes and you can get your own mold

Pure Beligan Chocolate too, so you know it's good shit...

21/02/2018

Brewery creating hotel with beer taps in the bedroom

We're moving in.

21/02/2018

Champ drives rickety old beast up insane vertical cliff face like it's no big deal

Some of the best driving we've ever seen.

20/02/2018

WATCH: French ice skater's Olympic nip slip on live TV

Forget the boys, tits out for the entire world.

20/02/2018

Countdown's been caught giving away free pack of darts to unsuspecting couple

The supermarket franchise has launched an investigation.

19/02/2018

Slipknot promise new album and tour in 2019

Good news Slipknot fans.

16/02/2018

WATCH: Enormous 'Pigzilla' dumpster dive on public street

Hey mate, no judgment, we all get hungry.

15/02/2018

Sharyn calls out Bryce for his shitter of a Valentine's Day present

Bryce didn't think he left anything for Sharyn on Valentine's Day, he was wrong.

15/02/2018

Aussie hero drives tank through K-Fry drive-thru

Someone's outdone our lawn mower experience.

15/02/2018

Mad dog 17 y/o goes ham on the late night Netflix, oversleeps and still wins Olympic gold

So staying up til 5 in the morning binge watching Brooklyn Nine Nine isn't so bad after all??

13/02/2018

KFC is branching into jewellry just in time to grease up the missus for V Day

Just charming.

12/02/2018

WATCH: English football player accidentally pulls his wanger out on live tv

12/02/2018

WATCH: Wifey "doesn't notice" when her steamed husband tumbles out of her SUV

"You're not throwing up in my car buddy..."

12/02/2018

This bloke has sex with aliens and then paints his experience

Whatever your into mate.

09/02/2018

Giant cock n' balls mapped in Canterbury sky claims to be a 'regular flying pattern'

Ballsy move.

08/02/2018

WATCH: Bride's big moment on the aisle sabotaged by loud sex groans over PA

The poor chick is visibly mortified, even from behind.

08/02/2018

A NZ company is trialling three day weekends and we reckon this oughta go nationwide

Long weekend EVERY weekend? SIGN US UP!

08/02/2018

Jim bit a listener at the Foos - in a misguided attempt to defend The Rock

Bloody well hope they got a tetanus shot after the ordeal....

07/02/2018

Rugby munter shits on busy pub's table after Wales annihilated Scotland

Ever gotten so excited you literally shat yourself?

07/02/2018

Watch Tom Hardy reciting a Bane speech to his doggo while wearing a nut cup on his face

Good from you Hardy.

07/02/2018

Cara Delevigne opens up about her membership in the Mile High Club

"I've had sex in planes a lot."

07/02/2018

Real life Mario Kart racing coming to Aussie cities

Aussies are getting the chance to play out the video game in real life.

07/02/2018

People who played the Sims are happier and healthier than everyone else

Yep, turn out escaping into a computer game where you got to pretend to be God wasn't so bad....

05/02/2018

Napping is the answer to finding true happiness (research finds)

Feeling shady after a big weekend? Put your head down for a quick moe.

05/02/2018

Bryce and Brad got way too steamed before meeting the Foo Fighters, completely cocked it

From helping themselves to the bands rider to having no clue what the f*ck was going on.

05/02/2018

Relive the night with our official Foo Fighters and Weezer pics

Five hours standing in the rain? These lads made it worth every second.

05/02/2018

Introducing baseball dodgeball, which doesn't sound like excruciating pain at all

Dodgeball just got a gnarly reinvention.

02/02/2018

Well, f*uck us sideways, science proves swearing is good for your health

F*cking knew it.

02/02/2018

Game show host spells out "OK I SQUIRT" on daytime television

How good?

02/02/2018

Cryptocurrency stitches up investors, takes their money leaving only the word "penis" on their website

02/02/2018

Plane piled up with 85 plumbers pulls u-turn over plumbing issue

When irony clogs up the shitter.

02/02/2018

Pornhub offers 208 litres of lube to save the city of Philadelphia from Superbowl louts

Ya win some, ya lube some Philly!

02/02/2018

The big boss of radio stitched up Bryce for his blatant personal product placement

Bryce's attempts at scoring free shit for himself on air hasn't gone unnoticed by the head honcho.

31/01/2018

Messy 'waiters' make an absolute state of themselves at The Great Kiwi Beer Festival

The dizzy waiter challenge was on in Christchurch this weekend!

30/01/2018

Christchurch petrol head pulls off ridiculous front wheelie in a van

The dearro landed the dangerous wheelie perfectly.

30/01/2018