We couldn't think of anything worse than a cauliflower and kale burger.
When man's best mate doesn't care if he get's in your shot or not.
Must be exhausting getting with a car.
Finally, a politician has pitched something we can all agree on.
The Kung Fu Masters have become experts in the art of repeatedly getting slammed in the nuts.
The Jackass star and Laci Kay Somers take ping pong trick shots to a new level.
Get the VIP treatment you deserve with these tip and tricks.
Nothing says "I love you" more than a 20 pack of nuggets.
Instead of the classic "don't do drugs" post, the Waikato Police ran a high steaks caption this comp.
The best shit on the internet today.
Quite possibly the most ridiculous cliffhanger to happen to NZ television... and now it has an even more ridiculous parody song.
The best shit on the internet today.
As always, James Hetfield knocked it out of the park, and now we can finally hear it.
Just when we thought emo music couldn't get any more annoying.
He was a bit salty after the deal went down.
Well that's one way to leave an impression on the mother-in-law. And the car seat.
Power-sliding their way into commitment.
The couple ended up having a bit of an argument, and things got violent. Well, shit.
It's a tribute page to all the boyfriends slaying it on Instagram out there.
Shrek themed Beastie Boys would fly off of shelves.
Stepping up in the world of pranks credit to the ladder they found on the footpath.
What better way to get into the Super Bowl than to take the piss out of all the players.
That'll be one hell of a story to tell the boys about later.
Someone has a bit of an anger issue.
What a dope Sunday that must have been.
We're not sure what he's on, but we'll have some.
It's probably for the breast that she didn't fly with those awful people anyway.
At least make sure the missus is asleep before you get into it.
All the man wanted was a freaken Big Mac and they still managed to stuff it up.
Don't know whether to laugh or get pissed off about the whole thing again.
What a pain in the ass that must be.
She got suspicious and hung up when the police asked for her name.
He literally gets paid to listen to music and rock out on the side of the road with a sign.
It was looking good until he hit that fence and ate shit at the end.
When this guy woke up on the morning of the golf, he probably didn't expect to be drenched and running from security.
After being dumped, this dude decided to sell his ex's engagement ring and buy something a little more practical.
Cheeky little stitch up organised by Manu Vatuvei.
And nope, it's not All Star's 'Smashmouth'.
We're not taking the piss, this happened.
You wouldn't want to pull up next to her at the lights.
With the freshly sworn in president singing in time to "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed". Brilliant.
First we had #DicksOutForHarambe... now we've got #TitsOutForJosephine.
This story couldn't get any more Kiwi if it tried.
His missus was in on it messing with him. Revenge is great.
It's probably safe to say that if you're getting rid of your sex doll you should probably deflate it.
They had it their way, alright.
The band's account has been hammered.
These two lads decided to spice the cricket up a bit when they jumped the fence and sent security all over the show.
The handy hillbilly's guide to wasp extermination.
When Aussies watch way too much wrestling
"I don't have my f**king welding gloves on!"
Potentially the most anti-climatic injury ever?
His fishing 'rod' might need some repairs after this.
The band's name is Steve'n'Seagulls, which had us sold from the minute we heard it.
These aren't your regular pall bearers.
And he got trolled. Hard.
This is why the beerlympics needs to be considered.
When your classic shower Tui doesn't cut it anymore.
After Margot was photographed getting way too excited at a sports game, the internet decided to troll her. Hard.
"Got on roof to watch the sunrise and the roofy was invented!"
The family jewels will not be happy with his attempt.
He wanted to give it to the guy he thought would win.
When McGregor’s hunger for belts goes too far.
We knew they were crazy, but this is next level.
You can literally feel the awkwardness oozing out of the screen.
Well... alrighty then.
Good to see that even the professionals laugh at poo jokes just like the rest of us do.
He has a very particular set of skills.
A bit excessive don't you think?
Watch their reactions from 1.05.
Don't try this at home. We probably didn't need to tell you that, though.
We've never been so motivated to go to the supermarket for once...
On ya Paul.
This fan goes head to banging head with his favorite band.