Broke Jim crawls under Thane's house looking for a weird smell to try make a quick buck

Shit got weird. Real quick.

22/06/2018

Chick thinks she getting engaged, turns out geezer just wants to enter in the back door

No surprises, the clip has blown the hell up online.

22/06/2018

Drunken munter use wild raccoon to help him drive, it does not go well

Possibly the most outrageous drunken yarn we've ever read.

22/06/2018

Burger King told chicks to get knocked up by a World Cup player and score free whoppers

Only in Russia.

21/06/2018

One bloke just brought doughnuts and chicken nuggies together

Introducing the donug...

20/06/2018

WATCH: Horny couple go viral after getting caught going at it on plane seat

And the mile high club is currently boarding.

20/06/2018

Mexican football fans went so ham after beating Germany, they caused a bloody earthquake

Holy hecka, that's one hell of a celebration.

18/06/2018

Good news for the big knobs among us, large condoms are back in stock

Which let's be honest... Isn't any of us.

14/06/2018

Corey Taylor covering Spongbob Squarepants is something we never knew we wanted

Throwing back to a weirdly excellent moment with Corey Taylor.

14/06/2018

WATCH: Aussie man ambushed by his mates while sleeping in his undies, left tied up to his mattress on a highway

When your mate's stitch up makes the bloody news.

13/06/2018

Nelson dearro's go viral after ganking a bench in hilarious CCTV getaway footage

Inconspicuous lads.

12/06/2018

The NBA just got roasted by bad lip readers and the entire Rock office is in stitches

"yYa'll I'm trying to tell you , you gto the wrong guy, he's illuminati."

12/06/2018

Roggy boy' twerked on National telly and holy hecka, it's everything we expected and more

Week 7 saw Roggy dancing his heart out in a backwards Rock cap and a gold chain - and shit it's a sight to behold.

11/06/2018

WATCH: Rog's infomercial for Woll fry pans

Watch out Mike Puru.

08/06/2018

Has DWTS changed Rog? An exclusive look in to Rog's behavior at the Rock HQ

Looks like the fame's gone to Twinkle Toes head...

08/06/2018

Turns out Aussie's infamous "poo jogger" was a top dog exec

The bloke was honking out a dirty snake on a public footpath daily for over a year.

08/06/2018

WATCH: Ozzy Osbourne endorses goat yoga and yes, that's a real thing

Ozzy Osbourne is about to launch his third season of Ozzy & Jack's World Detour, and the promo video is here.

07/06/2018

Ledgebag baseball fan catches ball in her beer then chugs it back

What a catch.

07/06/2018

WATCH: Days are numbered for the home covered with 75,000 cans of Fosters

There's a full noise doco on this glorious landmark for the humble Fozzie lover.

07/06/2018

Aussie church gagging over the deep message they erected yesterday

"(Bl)Oh my god."

06/06/2018

Freshen up your rugby knowledge with How to Dad and Kieran Read before the big test

Quality How To Rugby tips.

06/06/2018

Kiwi bloke draws giant dicks around potholes in bid to get Auckland Transport to fix them

Nothing like a spot of gratuity to get the authorities attention. Kiwi ingenuity right there.

01/06/2018

Doctors remove six-inch shower head from man’s bum after ‘slip’

That's what they all say mate.

01/06/2018

'Murdered' journalist walks into press conference about his own death

Holy hecka. What a plot twist.

31/05/2018

Thane and Dunc called their new fan Osama from Pakistan, who slipped into their DMs

Wonder how much this call set the company back...

30/05/2018

WATCH: Dearros chasing cheese down brutally steep hill in slow motion to Ava Maria

The Annual Cheese Rolling Comp just went down and it's one hell of a painful yet hilarious watch.

30/05/2018

WATCH: Jimbo nude models in his quest to become a male "entertainer"

The first Hen's night is this Thursday and the pressure is on.

29/05/2018

Marilyn Manson took a whizz on Korn's food for the hahas

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

29/05/2018

The Rumble stitch up Jim, sign him up on a male 'entertainer' website and then wax him for his first Hen's night

Back, sack and crack, Jimbo?

28/05/2018

Rog's 5 most memorable moves on the dance floor last night (in shareable gif form)

Plus we sent Rog on a tumble through time and space....

28/05/2018

Sesame Street's suing Melissa McCarthy for her X-rated puppet movie

When the druggos move on to your street and davalue your pride and joy, you're gonna bite back.

28/05/2018

World's largest orgy overcomes venue hump, set to go down in Vegas next Saturday

With a 1000+ people ready to turn up (and on).

25/05/2018

Kid eats nothing but sausage rolls for fifteen years

And you thought you knew fussy?

25/05/2018

Internet begged Weezer to cover 'Africa', so they covered Toto's 'Rosanna' instead

Good from you, Weezer.

25/05/2018

Blokes' hilariously accurate troll of basic b*tches and everything that sucks on Instagram

#blessed

24/05/2018

WATCH: Naked criminal leaps out of window, topples into invading SWAT team

One hell of a day for this unfortunate bloke.

23/05/2018

This bad lip reading of the Royal Wedding is the best thing on the internet today

Still a bit of a sore spot after the wifey went on a three day Royal bender? This'll ease the pain, and make ya laugh.

23/05/2018

Dubbing Over The Stars: Episode 4

The latest installment in the BETTER dancing show NZ has on offer.

22/05/2018

5 top notch gifs from the big dog's bloody outstanding samba on DWTS last night

Our hero, immortalized in glorious giphy form.

22/05/2018

WATCH: Warriors centre blames his undies for recent losses, takes destroying them to a new frontier

We're talking shooting, exorcising, burning, blending, freezing and smashing them to end the curse.

21/05/2018

Jim's outrageous TV ad that aired on TV3, to cover his ass for crashing the Rock ute

The people of NZ were accosted by Jim at his weirdest on their tellys, for a one-screen only commercial.

19/05/2018

Rog gets roasted for failing to empty knifes from the dishwasher without cutting himself

"YOU'RE NOT STEVIE WONDER."

19/05/2018

WATCH: Battler accidentally walks into LIVE news broadcast carrying huge weed plant

The timing is unbelievable. But real.

18/05/2018

Sandra Bullock loves using a facial cream made from Korean newborn's foreskins

She even went on television to promote it. What a time to be alive.

18/05/2018

Bloke stitches up his drink-driving mate to believe he's been in a coma for ten years

One hell of a way to learn a very important lesson.

15/05/2018

Rog's 10 most memorable dance moves on DWTS so far (in shareable GIF form)

Because you just can't get enough of this NZ hero.

14/05/2018

Mum thinks she's found her son's drugs, couldn't be more wrong

This has us in stitches.

11/05/2018

Bloke says his ex is hotter than his current girlfriend on live television

This is a bloody painful watch.

11/05/2018

Northland bloke reels in whopping 146 kg marlin, so huge it won't fit in his boat

Catch of the day goes to Josh Roberts in Whangarei.

09/05/2018

New study reckons Netflix is a giant cockblock, ending couples sex lives

God damnit Netflix. I thought we were friends.

08/05/2018

Steamed bloke accidentally climbs the alps while trying to find his hotel room

Wanted to climb into bed, climbed a mountain instead.

08/05/2018

WATCH: Kiwi bloke goes viral after stitching up random Auckland motorists stuck in traffic

He's already wracked up half a million views.

08/05/2018

Bloke tries a pre-workout stimulant for the first time and his review has us in stitches

Holy. This shit sounds more like a fry-up on the glass barbie than a safe and legal pre-workout powder...

07/05/2018

Karen wants her $20 as Bane is the best thing you'll watch today

Holy sweet Jesus. Our sides hurt from laughing.

04/05/2018

WATCH: Air sex competitions are a real thing and we're not sure if we're disturbed or turned on

We'd prefer the real thing.... But hey, each to their own.

03/05/2018

Bloke gets friendzoned on television and shit, it's a brutal watch

One of the most savage scenes we've ever seen on TV.

01/05/2018

Ryan Reynolds posts Deadpool's Avengers rejection letter

Our favourite Marvel hero didn't make the cut.

30/04/2018

This lad's hilariously honest ad for his 1999 Toyota Corolla is the best thing you'll read today

You can't polish a turd, but you sure as hell can laugh at one.

26/04/2018

Dead millionaire renders his wife of 42 years a pleb, leaving her nothing

Savage.

24/04/2018

Jim plays a song he wrote himself to The Killers frontman, Brandon Flowers

Not shit or painful to watch at all.

23/04/2018

12yo rascal ganks his Mum's credit card, jumps on a plane to Bali

The size of this kid's balls.

23/04/2018

Newlyweds drop a $1000 on cheeseburgers for drunken guests

Not all heroes wear capes.

23/04/2018

Day 3: Jim strips to his undies, sleeps in Freedom bed for 28 minutes

So close to achieving the goal Jimbo. Don't stop dreaming mate.

20/04/2018

Students asked to cut back on roundabout sex, deemed too distracting for drivers

Creating Os on a big O during O week. It's like an O-ception.

20/04/2018

Lad smuggles himself into a porn show in cardboard box, covers actress in silly string

The Trojan horse of porn.

19/04/2018

Here's the jobs that chicks swipe right the most on dating sites

No mention of radio workers...

19/04/2018

Bloke sends chick an invoice for their date after she ghosts him

We understand the struggle, but if you're going to get salty mate, maybe don't offer to pay in the first place.

17/04/2018

Man takes wife to court over mother-in-law being a pain in the ass

Relatable.

17/04/2018

Girl's public toilet horror story is one hell of a funny code brown yarn for the rest of us

Public toilets are a stink place ... But this lass has had a worse experience than most...

16/04/2018

Reporter takes a face full of dirt from MX rider like a champ

He 100% knew what he was doing.

13/04/2018

Guy rewires his girlfriend's car horn to honk every time she brakes

That's a hell of a commitment for a laugh.

13/04/2018

Embarrassing pic of John Cena pinned by The Undertaker at Wrestlemania goes viral for all the wrong reasons

Adding insult to injury.

12/04/2018

Meet the different types of people that went to Jim Beam Homegrown

What a fascinating collection of creatures.

11/04/2018

8-year-old boy accidentally wore a sexually graphic t-shirt of a woman's legs spread apart to school

When you know Dad dressed the kids that day...

09/04/2018

BREAKING: Large condoms are being rationed due to global shortage

A global shortage in Durex condoms due to increased demand is forcing medical professionals to ration out prescriptions.

06/04/2018

One million chicken nuggies have been lost in motorway crash

It's a sad day for nugget lovers.

06/04/2018

WATCH: Woman's flashing ass moonlight of the Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony

G'day and welcome to the GC's Commonwealth Ass Gate.

05/04/2018

Bryce held hostage by a fox while in the UK

So, what does the fox say Bryce?

05/04/2018

Ebay listing uses explicit pic to sell the lifestyle that goes with owning a Ferrari

Because a bright yellow Ferrari 360 Modena Giallo wasn't enough of a selling point.

04/04/2018

WATCH: Lad caught rooting the ninth hole on the golf course

The "grand slam" nightmares are made of.

04/04/2018

Maccas called the cops on Aussie bloke who "accidentally" took a better order

"Shouldn't they be fighting crime, not fighting the Hamburglar?"

04/04/2018

Chick's top notch stitch up on punishing dude asking for nudes

One way to mess with a creep.

03/04/2018

WATCH: Bloke smuggles his way into ringside seats at Anthony Joshua vs. Joseph Parker fight

And shows exactly how he did it.

03/04/2018

Newlyweds leg it from the altar to the Crusaders game

The honeymoon of any rugby fanatic's dreams.

03/04/2018

Munter argues with Tool frontman about Tool on Twitter without realizing who he's talking too

Not so classic stitch up.

28/03/2018

Two women spotted eating mayonnaise from the jar at a basketball game

Two girls, one jar.

26/03/2018

Putaruru's Poo Towns of New Zealand song is here and it's one of our best yet

When you live in a town, a town whose name starts with Pu.

22/03/2018

WATCH: Kids listen to System of the Down for the first time, get their minds blown

"THIS IS SO MUCH METAL. AND I LOVE IT."

20/03/2018

That time Rog intimidated young Bryce into helping him get someone fired

When old big dog Rog throws his weight around.

20/03/2018

Science confirms your relationship is making you fatter

Well, saw this one coming. Hey babe, can you pass me the chips?

19/03/2018

We found Wilson Dixon busking on the street and dragged him into the studio to perform a tune

Ol mate Wilson Dixon's warming up for a tour around the country

19/03/2018

Feeling dusty? Someone's created a hangover-curing ice cream for moments like this

The ice cream sandwich is aptly called 'Hang in there'.

19/03/2018

Meet the 'weed nuns' doing 'God's work'

Blessed and blazed.

19/03/2018

Science reckons staring at boobs improves males life expectancy

Great news. But not a free pass to be a creep.

16/03/2018

Rich, famous chicks are spending $650 a pop on "penis facials"

Not as Pornhub as you'd think. It's actually worse.

16/03/2018

Someone has created a 3000hp jet powered Holden Commodore

Some ledgebag decided to splice a humble 90's Holden Commodore with a jet engine.

15/03/2018

WATCH: Bloke with bacon sandwich hitchhikes naked in NZ for a competition

He made international headlines, but's got nothing else to show for it.

15/03/2018

WATCH: Weekend host Lee eats a pig's dick on a stick

Cooked nipples also on the menu. Chea Hokitika Wildfoods Fest.

15/03/2018

Tools down team, Lego's looking for a master model builder

Hell of a job with not too shabby a salary.

15/03/2018

Steve wants to wrestle John Cena for his role back in the new Blue's Clues

John Cena hosting kids TV though...

14/03/2018